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How do you measure a cock??????

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What cock size do you like

3" - 5" 0%
8"- 9" 0%
6" - 8" 0%
under 3" 0%
10" - 11" 0%
5" - 7" 0%
9" - 10" 0%
53 votes
AtomCom
Warming the Bed
So you tell me that there are topics on this forum, that people give straight answers to ?
Wow, point me in the direction...
Then again do not as this silly ones are always a lot more fun...
Like sex, is always better if you take only as good sexy fun... lol :lol:
postie
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Psst Alex over here
It wasnt a joke really hes just concerned that 12" is abnormal :shock: but dont worry Ive pm ed him and put his mind at rest, Ive told him in this cold weather its nothing to be ashamed of rolleyes and anyway some people prefer small :idea:

Ahhhh OK Warwick - the poor lad - I bet he was getting a bit of a complex.
Nice to see you being compassionate!
Eh? What? 12" ? What did i miss? ( and I asked you that privately Warwick :roll: )
biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by AtomCom
So you tell me that there are topics on this forum, that people give straight answers to ?
Wow, point me in the direction...
Then again do not as this silly ones are always a lot more fun...
Like sex, is always better if you take only as good sexy fun... lol :lol:

Well calling them 'straight' answers may be pushing it.
But you do get the odd serious one!
You do have to 'Search' for those though!
warwick
Sex God
Sorry Postie got pm and post mixed up again redface surprisedops:
Never mind mate itll be summer soon cool
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by postie
Of course it is.
You can't hear them crowing in the morning if they're too small. :P
Jas
XXX

Always found out the smaller they are, the more they crow
Well mine wakes me up in the morning :shock: never heard it crow though ....
The prick on the end of the cock does a lot though! flipa
Genius should be acknowledged!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm guessing you mean acknowledging my genius dunno Thanks Miserable Cat Bastard biggrin
BUT
does cock size matter????
Just to confirm, I was acknowledging Alexandrias fantastic line
So good I dont need to add anything to it
You crowing prick you! lol :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats
Just to confirm, I was acknowledging Alexandrias fantastic line
So good I dont need to add anything to it
You crowing prick you! lol :lol:

Why HC....
I THANK YOU! (best Arthur Askey (yes I am that old) impression)
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra

Just to confirm, I was acknowledging Alexandrias fantastic line
So good I dont need to add anything to it
You crowing prick you! lol :lol:

Why HC....
I THANK YOU! (best Arthur Askey (yes I am that old) impression)
And I'm old enough to get it, playmate!
AtomCom
Warming the Bed
I just want to do a quick survey.
I know this survey is only based on length, not thickness or use of etc etc etc, but would become a very long poll if I did....
(please do not lie.. lol though I guess no man will tell there real size..lol)
Would also nice to know the biggest and smallest cocks you have seen for real (not on film, tele, mag etc) or you have had fucked etc,
Just interested to know if you are getting the cocks you want..
silent_bob
Orgasminator
Well it's slightly more inventive than the standard does cock size matter? thread.
warwick
Sex God
just looked at the results :shock:
see postie hasnt voted yet :cry:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by warwick
just looked at the results :shock:
see postie hasnt voted yet :cry:

There isnt an option for a "crowing prick"
lol
Unknown User
Now is that too attention sizes or flaccid :twisted:
DD
AtomCom
Warming the Bed
Well thanks for the question, and yes I should of stated Fully erect size.
I not sure if people car about the limp size... lol unless fitting for trousers... lol
Unknown User
Quote by AtomCom
Well thanks for the question, and yes I should of stated Fully erect size.
I not sure if people car about the limp size... lol unless fitting for trousers... lol

well can you imagine the trouble trying to get an 11" cock out of your pants everytime you wanted a wee .... and it brings a whole new meaning to shaking it off after you finished too :shock:
DD
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats

Just to confirm, I was acknowledging Alexandrias fantastic line
So good I dont need to add anything to it
You crowing prick you! lol :lol:

Why HC....
I THANK YOU! (best Arthur Askey (yes I am that old) impression)
And I'm old enough to get it, playmate!
Worrying isn't it! :shock:
warwick
Sex God
Youre right DD it can be a real bind lol
Incidentally the pole says 5 to 7
and 6 to 8
so what if yore confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
Unknown User
Quote by warwick
Youre right DD it can be a real bind lol
Incidentally the pole says 5 to 7
and 6 to 8
so what if yore confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

I could always trim you to fit the size chart .... snip snip :twisted:
DD I can be so cruei if I want to be
Unknown User
Quote by devondelight
Youre right DD it can be a real bind lol
Incidentally the pole says 5 to 7
and 6 to 8
so what if yore confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

I could always trim you to fit the size chart .... snip snip :twisted:
DD I can be so cruei if I want to be
Hey you two!
We'll be scolded for not taking this seriously you know! biggrin :D :D :D :D :D
And I resisted linking it back to a previous size poll too! rolleyes
postie
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra

Just to confirm, I was acknowledging Alexandrias fantastic line
So good I dont need to add anything to it
You crowing prick you! lol :lol:

Why HC....
I THANK YOU! (best Arthur Askey (yes I am that old) impression)
And I'm old enough to get it, playmate!
Worrying isn't it! :shock:
Can't you two carry on this flirting down at the Darby and Joan club??? rolleyes
northwest____cpl
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Youre right DD it can be a real bind lol
Incidentally the pole says 5 to 7
and 6 to 8
so what if yore confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

If you're that awkward in-between size, then vote like everyone else, round it up to the nearest inch, then add on 2" for luck. rolleyes It's just like waist sizes but the opposite. wink
Unknown User
HC - did you hear a faint pathetic crowing noise?
Unknown User
Quote by Sexysteph
DD I know at least 4 guys who could not fit in the upper end of the criteria and I know 1 guy who definitely did not fit the lower end criteria (still don't know if he did get married the following day or not but it brings back many a chuckle when I think of it - half inch shorter and he would have been female.
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Not spoken to them for ages will have to see if they have changed mobiles without telling me and if not get them together and invite my mates along with tape measures wink

Cruel woman!
postie
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
HC - did you hear a faint pathetic crowing noise?

Nope... that was the fizzing of your Steradent.... rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by postie
HC - did you hear a faint pathetic crowing noise?

Nope... that was the fizzing of your Steradent.... rotflmao
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
bitchy bitchy
:rotflmao:
TallFunLondon
Orgasminator
Am not taking the piss because it must be a nightmare if its something you have, but there are two votes for under 3'' - does this mean your flaccid and erect states are the same length?
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by postie
HC - did you hear a faint pathetic crowing noise?

Nope... that was the fizzing of your Steradent.... rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Postie, u feckin kill me ................... more cofee in the keyboard
Reese
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
I know at least 4 guys who could not fit in the upper end of the criteria

...and you have been willfully withholding this valuable information from Vix & me for how long?!
Unknown User
Quote by Pete_sw
HC - did you hear a faint pathetic crowing noise?

Nope... that was the fizzing of your Steradent.... rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Postie, u feckin kill me ................... more cofee in the keyboard
Don't worry I'm working on a response!!!
Unknown User
Quote by TallFunLondon
Am not taking the piss because it must be a nightmare if its something you have, but there are two votes for under 3'' - does this mean your flaccid and erect states are the same length?

And do you think all the blokes on here actually give honest and serious answers? rolleyes
Specially to polls which have been done umpteen times! biggrin
Pete_sw
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
HC - did you hear a faint pathetic crowing noise?

Nope... that was the fizzing of your Steradent.... rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Postie, u feckin kill me ................... more cofee in the keyboard
Don't worry I'm working on a response!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: cant wait :twisted: