but due to the high number of adverts. specifying a minimum penis length - from where does one start to measure? Top or bottom?
Thickness, I suppose it is pretty much the same along the whole length.
Thank you,
Levi
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how to measure ones penis....
Orgasminator
From an old thread :
"Firstly, make sure you're measuring correctly. Slide the tip of your tape-measure into your anus then pull it forward, and measure to the eye of your penis. (Make sure you have an erection whilst doing this.) "
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"Firstly, make sure you're measuring correctly. Slide the tip of your tape-measure into your anus then pull it forward, and measure to the eye of your penis. (Make sure you have an erection whilst doing this.) "
Remember, the search button is your friend.
Sex God
First you'll need some towels , hot water , a stick of celery and a cheese grater . Then a large packet of plasters , a tube of tomato puree and permission from the nearest Presbyterian cleric - and of course a thimble....................now stand on the ladder - did i mention the ladder :shock:
Quote by Silk and Big G:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
First you'll need some towels , hot water , a stick of celery and a cheese grater . Then a large packet of plasters , a tube of tomato puree and permission from the nearest Presbyterian cleric - and of course a thimble....................now stand on the ladder - did i mention the ladder :shock:
:thumbup: Quote by Bloke2005The problem with that guide is you'll always want to be in the higher category. So if you are 8 inches then instead of saying average, you'd want to say Large. Well I do anyway
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly
Sex God
Whos anus ?? :shock: :shock:
Sex God
Quote by AndyNudeUKThe problem with that guide is you'll always want to be in the higher category. So if you are 8 inches then instead of saying average, you'd want to say Large. Well I do anyway
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly
Im struggling to fall into the tiny category
How thin are some of thses cocks !!! 
Sex God
Quote by LeviJ
is that right .. from the anus to the tip.. I bloody well hope so!
Stay Tune I will measure up next time
Next time when?? :shock: :shock:
Don't forget to add 2 inches - we all do it!
Cheers
19" Tune.
Quote by Silk and Big G
First you'll need some towels , hot water , a stick of celery and a cheese grater . Then a large packet of plasters , a tube of tomato puree and permission from the nearest Presbyterian cleric - and of course a thimble....................now stand on the ladder - did i mention the ladder :shock:
Are you guys measuring your penis or giving birth??
Orgasminator
Quote by LeviJ
is that right .. from the anus to the tip.. I bloody well hope so!
Stay tuned I will measure up next time
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: If I were you I'd read the whole thread that quotation came from (clue: it's not telling the absolute truth.
).Seriously, if you feel the need to measure it, do so however you see fit, I don't believe there is a standard technique, though obviously it's likely to be longer if it's erect.
Quote by Silk and Big GThe problem with that guide is you'll always want to be in the higher category. So if you are 8 inches then instead of saying average, you'd want to say Large. Well I do anyway
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly
Im struggling to fall into the tiny category
How thin are some of thses cocks !!!It's what you do with it that counts :P 
Sex God
Quote by AndyNudeUK
It's what you do with it that counts :P
whoever told u that was lying.........
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by sheddy
From what I've seen of the photo ad's the new SH method is to use a sky plus remote or a can of lager:?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Trying to remember if he's ever measured his :?
No no no no sheddy - its the the imperial lather shower wash bottle thats the accepted measurment meathod
Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
From what I've seen of the photo ad's the new SH method is to use a sky plus remote or a can of lager
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,Trying to remember if he's ever measured his :?
No no no no sheddy - its the the imperial lather shower wash bottle thats the accepted measurment meathod
Shit and here was me getting ready with my bottle of miniture whisky
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
Whos anus ?? :shock: :shock:
who's anus? she's just this old bird! not worth worrying about really. if you're that bothered, it's anus, anus, fourth declension feminine noun, meaning crone, hag, old woman. ((( Not to be unintentionally confused with anus, -i which means something entirely different. )))
Quote by Bloke2005
Start at the bottom and then this (approximate) guide should help:
4-6" Tiny
6-8" Average
8-10" Large
10"+ Extra Large
I think that's what SH use to base the categories in their profiles on so please amend your's accordingly
bloke? you're getting yer metric and imperial confused again, aintcha? i come in well above 14 centimetres, which is feckin' massive so it is!
neil x x x ;)
this is just pure poppycock! Sex God
Sex God
The measurement should be taken on working length surely to be useful, maybe we should set some guidelines for SH-UWL Swinging Heaven - Useful Working Length and then try to get it listed as a British Standard.
