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some people are soooo fussy! Was a good old fashioned orgy not good enough? rolleyes
I'd settle for a shag on my next birthday, although it's so far away I might be able to think of holding a small party biggrin
Quote by satin
well i was promised a lesbian orgy for my birthday rolleyes
still waiting :!: :!: :!: :!: confused

You must have been very drunk by then Satin lol Although to be fair we were all bi girls so not strictly a lesbian orgy wink :twisted:
Quote by blueis
get a parmo on the way home.

Enlighten me please Marya... presumably a parmo is some sort of takeaway, but what kind ??
OK a parmo is something of a Teesside tradition. Yes it's a takeaway, consisting of a chicken escalope (some times pork but chicken is nicer) topped with bechamel sauce and lashings of cheese on top. It is generally served with chips or salad and creamed cabbage which is yummy!
My birthday is the 6th, Tigger, and I'll be all of 24. When's yours? Very chuffed it's a sunday as I work in a boring shop on aturdays. I DO hope I can make it to the pardee...
Quote by MQ
get a parmo on the way home.

Enlighten me please Marya... presumably a parmo is some sort of takeaway, but what kind ??
OK a parmo is something of a Teesside tradition. Yes it's a takeaway, consisting of a chicken escalope (some times pork but chicken is nicer) topped with bechamel sauce and lashings of cheese on top. It is generally served with chips or salad and creamed cabbage which is yummy!
Does one eat it whilst"smookin tabs liike,with nay foookin shirt on liiike"?
Lb cool
ahhh birthdays!
This year I will be 40!! and I would really love a big fat party with lots of bi females all giving me their attention and of course a bucketful of viagra (not that I need it but you know just in case I run out of ammunition!) rotflmao
Well I am a fellow Aquarian and so have a birthday soon.....
I would like to spend the millions I win on the lottery...(I wish).. inviting all of SH to a huge country hotel that I hire specially for the occasion and whose staff is happy to let hundreds of swingers loose in its vast rooms....I would ask Scissor Sisters and Pulp and Faithless to perform for us and Ann Summers to supply party bags and there would be champagne coming out of our ears. Imagine.... rolleyes
In reality I'll probably just have a good old-fashioned piss-up and get a good seeing to after. Dont like cake so won't be blowing out candles....might blow something else though. wink
My ideal way to spend my Birthday would be at home with my husband and a some friends have a "swinging" time.
I can't wait to make love to another female, it's the thought that of this that turns us both on.
We haven't had our first session yet and as my Birthday isn't until July, i hope we don't have to wait that long!
:love:
Netsuke
Quote by SunBunny
Well I am a fellow Aquarian and so have a birthday soon.....
Dont like cake so won't be blowing out candles....might blow something else though. wink

Well, blow medown, to use a common phrase (and a nice play on words), another Aquarian.
Quote by little gem
some people are soooo fussy! Was a good old fashioned orgy not good enough? rolleyes
I'd settle for a shag on my next birthday, although it's so far away I might be able to think of holding a small party biggrin

well you could alway celebrate yuor next birthday a few months earlier wink
spending the day in bed with my o/h and a set of handcuffs wink
Quote by KitKat
Ok heres one for ya.....On ur Birthday how would you choose to spend it ? and who with ? doing what ? and where ?
Dressed in basque, stockings, suspenders, thigh length boots, ball and chain attached to one leg, handcuffed, sat in a chair at the mercy of Jags, Wilma Flintstone and a very large dildo.
oh - no, wait, that was my LAST birthday. rolleyes Not sure what to do on the next one!
lhk
Kat
If it was that good then we should repeat it!! wink :wink: :wink:
I've got the picture somewhere lol
MQ wrote:
blueis wrote:
Marya wrote:
get a parmo on the way home.
Enlighten me please Marya... presumably a parmo is some sort of takeaway, but what kind ??
OK a parmo is something of a Teesside tradition. Yes it's a takeaway, consisting of a chicken escalope (some times pork but chicken is nicer) topped with bechamel sauce and lashings of cheese on top. It is generally served with chips or salad and creamed cabbage which is yummy!
Are you mad MQ............................pork parmos are much better!!!! biggrin
Marty xxxxxxxxxxx