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Humans should talk like Chimps
Sounds good, anyone fancy sharing nits 
Im not monkeying around for anyone !! :haha: :haha:
Why MrFC, is it because you have a chimp on your shoulder??
or maybe a monkey on your back
Sorry :cry:
or maybe a monkey on your back
Sorry :cry:
MrsFC would go Ape !! Sorry 
Sex God
Is that a bannana in your pocket or....
Oh it is a bannana, can I have some?
Oh it is a bannana, can I have some?
One part of the survey recommends waving your arms, brandishing objects and making yourself appear large, to assert authority over others.
They have obviously based this on Wilma when she has PMT. For three days a month me and the sproglets hide in the cupboard under the stairs.
:roll: She is better - it used to be knives she brandished! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Fred
(Off to hide now!)
Quote by FredFlintstone
One part of the survey recommends waving your arms, brandishing objects and making yourself appear large, to assert authority over others.
Ay 6ft 5 and fairly broad I seem to scare most people witless anyway, if I start waving my arms about it has to be outside or I leave holes in the roof ;)
The workers 
Sex God
What are throaty pants ? 
ops: :oops: :oops:
ops: :oops: :oops: Yes you shameless hussy showing me up ! you never wear anything how would you know what they are ?
Sex God
I've soooooooooo no idea what throaty pants are!
OMG!! Not you too Novice?? Perhaps this is an expression used mainly by men?
I have done some research and found the following:
Who said SH wasn't educational???? :wink:
I have done some research and found the following:
Throaty Pants
An expression derived from the 1960’s and 70's when Chimpanzees Tea Parties were popular in Zoos. The chimps would be dressed in clothes and would sit around a table drinking tea and eating sandwiches. More often than not this party would degenerate into a food throwing frenzy, much to the delight of the onlookers.
Originating from the words Throw and Tea, the clothes the chimps wore were called Throaty Shirts, Throaty Pants and Throaty Dresses. The shirt and dress name never really caught on whereas Throaty Pants became a slang expression for a pair of casual trousers or slacks that could be worn around the house without worrying if they became soiled or stained.
This expression is still widely used in the east of the country.
Who said SH wasn't educational????
:wink: Yes Sarge that is my understanding of Throaty Pants. Myself and Fred have many pairs which we have whole draw in the bedroom dedicated to. Infact today I am wearing a pair as I am cleaning. Fred wears his when decorating or tinkerng with the cars. I wear mine gardening. I even have a special pair for lounging around in.
I have found a great shop called Camp Heinze that sells them and trhey actually call them Throaty Pants too, much to my delight.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I have found a great shop called Camp Heinze that sells them and trhey actually call them Throaty Pants too, much to my delight.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Now I know what they are I wear them all the time...! And when I socialice I wear fancy pants!!
Sex God
Ahhhhhh, right, I understand now!!!!!!!!!! Thanks Sarge 
So, I'm wearing throaty pants right now and didn't even know it :shock: .... They are complete with with stains of the green paint I used to paint my hall with a few months ago. I'm also wearing a throaty fleese that has paint strains from the house I used to live in :shock: .
In fact, I have nothing else other than throaty clothes :shock: :shock: :shock:
So, I'm wearing throaty pants right now and didn't even know it :shock: .... They are complete with with stains of the green paint I used to paint my hall with a few months ago. I'm also wearing a throaty fleese that has paint strains from the house I used to live in :shock: .
In fact, I have nothing else other than throaty clothes :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well, I thought Throaty Pants were the ones Granny used to wear that came right up to her throat!
Fred being the old habit?
lhk
Kat
Quote by Wilma
Off to sharpen knives - old habits die hard you know!
Fred being the old habit?
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Well, I thought Throaty Pants were the ones Granny used to wear that came right up to her throat!
Off to sharpen knives - old habits die hard you know!
Fred being the old habit?
The best thing about old habits is repeatedly kicking them!!!!
No Kat those knickers were called Apple Catchers. God you lot don't know your clothes.
Love
Wilma
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