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Ok,
so we all know that sex can make you sweaty, and in all honesty to some people the smell of fresh sweat is a turn on. But where do you draw the line?
I was talking to a mate on msn last night who said she had made plans to meet a stunning guy from another site.
He turned up and was just as delicious looking in real life as he was in the photo.
They chatted and got on well, until it got to the stage where they moved somewhere “a bit more comfortable”.
It was not till they had got quite carried away that it hit her.
He peeled off his clothes and she said the smell blew her away.
This does not seem too unusual, except for the fact that she carried on!
I was shocked at the idea that she was
a) able to have sex with someone who stunk
and
b) did not say anything to him.
I do not believe that this person can not have known that they were smelly, so I think it was very disrespectful to both himself and my mate for him to turn up to a meet in that state.
Now days there is no reason for ANYONE to smell.
How would other people deal with this?
Personally I would have told the smelly C##T to go and have a shower and then get on his bike, but is that just me?
Quote by well_busty_babe
Personally I would have told the smelly C##T to go and have a shower and then get on his bike, but is that just me?

:thumbup: Smelly git bolt
I dunno........I think I would find it hard to back out if things had already begun. If I realised this before anything happened that wouldn't be so hard to get out of!
I find it hard to brutally honest sometimes if it means it is going to upset the other person!
I speak my mind to a point, but not if it is going to be hurtful!.
x
Well if a lady turned up to meet me and had a smelly pong, she would be on her bike without a doubt.
And that includes the smell of smoking, one thing I totally hate.
As for me I make sure i shower, before going out for a meet.
and that includes cleaning my teeth, which get missed so much
they dont look great but at least they are clean
If it was only a mild BO smell, i.e. fresh sweat just "on the turn", I probably wouldn't have said anything unless he was a good friend-- then I would have had a laugh about it. If it was really strong however I wouldn't have carried on. I wouldn't have been happy and I would have told him so confused
the more common one is bad breath!
how many times have you been at a party and someone has come to snog you, and a stench has hit you?
there is no way i am having a yellow fur coated tongue stuck in my mouth, or putting my lips near green teeth, they can just make do with kissing my cheek!
lol
okay from one extreme to the other.......
what about after shave, nothing worse than a guy who dropped the top off the Brut as he splashed it all over, but what get's the ladies' olfactory organ working overtime? dunno
do you prefer sweat or scent? :confused:
my after shave of choice is L'Eau D'Issey (Miyake) - should I bin it and forget the deodorant in favour of the natural scent of man :dunno:
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okay from one extreme to the other.......
what about after shave, nothing worse than a guy who dropped the top off the Brut as he splashed it all over, but what get's the ladies' olfactory organ working overtime? dunno
do you prefer sweat or scent? :confused:
my after shave of choice is L'Eau D'Issey (Miyake) - should I bin it and forget the deodorant in favour of the natural scent of man :dunno:

Nope don't like any aftershave..... I find it very off-putting. Reminds me of my HoD - no idea what it is he wears but it really smells foul confused :? :? :?
and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before! confused
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and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

You mean with a 10" strap-on?
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and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before! confused

Euwwww - BUSTY!!! :?
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and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before! confused

Aaaaargh!
That and genital warts, I cant concentrate now!
Disgusting!
Hygiene is a big thing for me too. Fair enough, people get warm, people sweat, its natural.
Whats not right when you the stench is so unberarable you just know they've not washed for a week.
I think if I had travelled a distance to meet someone and had become smelly on the journey, I'd simply ask to use their shower, or better have a shower together. smile
actually..
...talking of dirty nails!
men with filthy nails who think i am gonna have that manky finger near me let alone in me!
rolleyes
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and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before! confused

Aaaaargh!
That and genital warts, I cant concentrate now!
Disgusting!
Would that be because you didn't wipe properly or because of the warts? lol
in fact, the next time someone smelling like a rotting corpse comes near me i might just deck 'em and get it over with!
:twisted:
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in fact, the next time someone smelling like a rotting corpse comes near me i might just deck 'em and get it over with!
:twisted:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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and as an afterthought, should i go onto men with hairy bum cracks who do not know how to wipe propperly?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you grab hold of their arse in the passion of the moment, and move you hand to see your nails are not quite as clean as they were before! confused

Aaaaargh!
That and genital warts, I cant concentrate now!
Disgusting!
Would that be because you didn't wipe properly or because of the warts? lol
Right thats it!
I've just about had a bally stomach full -
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Im afraid that for me Mr. Smelly would have had his marching orders!!!!!!!!!!
Surely if he was going to a meet he could have taken the time to have a wash before?
As for the dairty nails, that is just vile!!!!!!!
My own personal hate is yellow crooked teeth, really turns me off!!!!
Stomach full of what? You aren't going to vomit are you?
Giggling now because I said vomit
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Stomach full of what? You aren't going to vomit are you?
Giggling now because I said vomit

that reminds me!!!!!!!
have you ever been out at a pub on a sat night.
a group of drunken men cant handle their booze.
one pukes up... and then still comes over wanting to maul and kiss you!
:shock:
it is sooo out of order when its me who ends up looking like the bad one just for giving them a little strangle with my hadbag. confused
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Ok,
so we all know that sex can make you sweaty, and in all honesty to some people the smell of fresh sweat is a turn on. But where do you draw the line?
I was talking to a mate on msn last night who said she had made plans to meet a stunning guy from another site.
He turned up and was just as delicious looking in real life as he was in the photo.
They chatted and got on well, until it got to the stage where they moved somewhere “a bit more comfortable”.
It was not till they had got quite carried away that it hit her.
He peeled off his clothes and she said the smell blew her away.
This does not seem too unusual, except for the fact that she carried on!
I was shocked at the idea that she was
a) able to have sex with someone who stunk
and
b) did not say anything to him.
I do not believe that this person can not have known that they were smelly, so I think it was very disrespectful to both himself and my mate for him to turn up to a meet in that state.
Now days there is no reason for ANYONE to smell.
How would other people deal with this?
Personally I would have told the smelly C##T to go and have a shower and then get on his bike, but is that just me?

I had the same experience many years ago, the woman I had started going out with, to the country, cinema, meal, nights in seemed quite fragrant until we got into bed the first time and as soon as she opened her legs, the smell was so vile and when I touched her private parts it was just evil smelling slime and I could have vomited there and then, needles to say, I didn't meet her any more. redface sad :( rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by O. K.
Ok,
so we all know that sex can make you sweaty, and in all honesty to some people the smell of fresh sweat is a turn on. But where do you draw the line?
I was talking to a mate on msn last night who said she had made plans to meet a stunning guy from another site.
He turned up and was just as delicious looking in real life as he was in the photo.
They chatted and got on well, until it got to the stage where they moved somewhere “a bit more comfortable”.
It was not till they had got quite carried away that it hit her.
He peeled off his clothes and she said the smell blew her away.
This does not seem too unusual, except for the fact that she carried on!
I was shocked at the idea that she was
a) able to have sex with someone who stunk
and
b) did not say anything to him.
I do not believe that this person can not have known that they were smelly, so I think it was very disrespectful to both himself and my mate for him to turn up to a meet in that state.
Now days there is no reason for ANYONE to smell.
How would other people deal with this?
Personally I would have told the smelly C##T to go and have a shower and then get on his bike, but is that just me?

I had the same experience many years ago, the woman I had started going out with, to the country, cineman, meal, nights in seemed quite fragrant until we got into bed the first time and as soon as she opened her legs, the smell was so vile and when I touched her private parts it was just evil smelling slime and I could have vomited there and then, needles to say, I didn't meet her any more. redface sad :( rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Stop it STOP IT, I tell you!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by O. K.
I had the same experience many years ago, the woman I had started going out with, to the country, cinema, meal, nights in seemed quite fragrant until we got into bed the first time and as soon as she opened her legs, the smell was so vile and when I touched her private parts it was just evil smelling slime and I could have vomited there and then, needles to say, I didn't meet her any more. redface sad :( rolleyes :roll: :roll:

was she related to the green ghost from ghostbusters????
should have just done what men do if their cocks need a good wash... get a blunt knife and scrape the iffy stuff off!
I would have told him to "spray more to get more" then chucked him out
jesus you lot have put me off sex for life now! :doh:
I would have shoved him in the shower or bath and joined him, and made it part of 'play' if I wanted him that much. :twisted:
Or if not, asked him to go and told him why :shock:
This vaguely reminded of a visiting friend who, on arrival at Wobbly Towers, commented on the overpowering odour from a fellow traveller on the bus. A few weeks later there was a report in the local rag of a man who was kicked off of a bus on the same route due to complaints from fellow passengers...
The reason for his odour, according to the report, was due entirely to Chemotherapy for Cancer... I have no way of verifying this but we guessed it was the same gentleman and my heart went out to him for his suffering on different facets.
Some people do have a naturally strong body odour and no amount of washing will cure them of it... I would have thought that the illness should die out eventually as they'd only have only a minimal chance of procreation.
Cheers me dears and happy weekend!
I must admit, I have had one partner who smelt very bad down below, and it really put me off going down on her.
Personally I know I sweat buckets and whilst there's not a hell of a lot I can do about it whilst I'm playing with somebody I do make an effort to ensure I'm freshly showered and in (or recently out of) clean clothes when I get started. Apart from anything else, I don't feel particularly relaxed or sexy if I'm covered in a layer of stale sweat and honking to high heaven, so making sure I'm clean and minty fresh is as much about looking after my own interests as being considerate to whoever I'm playing with.
wwooff I make shure I shower at least 2s a day and spry deod on my self, I have a realy strong sence of smell and it dosent boad well with unhigenic people, and also like to point out yes I clean down there alwas lol