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I have had a bottle of wine at lunch in the city of London today at the Stock exchange.
Does it show???
Headmistress's
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Bye my angel of the north.
Sandie
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I give up!!! (the diversionary thread)
Orgasminator
Fred Flintstone Wrote:-
Hi Fred,
I did vote in support of your defence in the other thread and the option you wanted me to vote in. Solidarity mate, it's the only way to go against these scheming wenches. So how come they caught you then? You must have tripped up somewhere or was there no hiding place left for you to go?
Sounds like your prison is quite comfortable even if it is a bit 'fem'. "Pink fluffy handcuffs" the mind boggles.
Truffles for lunch, good grief, I had to make do with Pate froi grass on toasted french bread for starters, Steak and Kidney Pie with new potatoes and green beans for a main course and bilberry pie and custard to finish off, all washed down with a couple of pints of good beer. Poor fare I agree, but I had to get out of my sick bed to cook it all. None of those quick frozen supermarket low fat, diet meals for me.
Let me know where they are holding you and I'll have a whip round amonst the lads and we'll get George Clooney to do a naked streak past the front door to distract the female guards, whilst we break you out, through the back window.
Dont give up hope just yet.
Harry0.
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Semper in faecibus soumous, sole profundum variat.
(We're always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies).
Go Harry! Where the f**k were you when I needed you?
Hi Fred,
I did vote in support of your defence in the other thread and the option you wanted me to vote in. Solidarity mate, it's the only way to go against these scheming wenches. So how come they caught you then? You must have tripped up somewhere or was there no hiding place left for you to go?
Sounds like your prison is quite comfortable even if it is a bit 'fem'. "Pink fluffy handcuffs" the mind boggles.
Truffles for lunch, good grief, I had to make do with Pate froi grass on toasted french bread for starters, Steak and Kidney Pie with new potatoes and green beans for a main course and bilberry pie and custard to finish off, all washed down with a couple of pints of good beer. Poor fare I agree, but I had to get out of my sick bed to cook it all. None of those quick frozen supermarket low fat, diet meals for me.
Let me know where they are holding you and I'll have a whip round amonst the lads and we'll get George Clooney to do a naked streak past the front door to distract the female guards, whilst we break you out, through the back window.
Dont give up hope just yet.
Harry0.
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Semper in faecibus soumous, sole profundum variat.
(We're always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies).
Quote by Busy bloke
North Durham..... Tyne & Wear (Since local govt reorganisation in 1974).
OOPS! Giving my age away.
Tyne and Wear no longer exists except as a Royal Mail postal area for some reason which no-one is telling!!
Durham - North Tyneside - South Tyneside - City of Newcastle Gateshead - City of Sunderland - Derwentside etc etc etc.
Thank god for the end of the Tyne and Wear idiocy.
Here endeth the first (and last) lesson!
Sandie baby (to the appropriate music)
It wasn't men-bashing, I LOVE men (most of them anyway) and it was just a little light-hearted piece of fluffy nonsense to give the boys something to chew on - and did it work???
:happy: :happy:
Sorry - can't come to Thailand with you - but send me the pics?????
x xx
It wasn't men-bashing, I LOVE men (most of them anyway) and it was just a little light-hearted piece of fluffy nonsense to give the boys something to chew on - and did it work???
:happy: :happy:
Sorry - can't come to Thailand with you - but send me the pics?????
x xx
Orgasminator
Jags wrote:-
Somehow I think I'm no longer on Jags Christmas Card list.
Harry0
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No hard feelings I hope Jags.
It wasn't men-bashing, I LOVE men (most of them anyway) and it was just a little light-hearted piece of fluffy nonsense to give the boys something to chew on - and did it work???
Somehow I think I'm no longer on Jags Christmas Card list.
Harry0
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No hard feelings I hope Jags.
Quote by harry0
Let me know where they are holding you and I'll have a whip round amonst the lads and we'll get George Clooney to do a naked streak past the front door to distract the female guards, whilst we break you out, through the back window.
Dont give up hope just yet.
I have not given up hope just yet Harry - to be honest the voting don't close until the weekend so here is the plan! (click and drag to read!)
I am really enjoying myself at the moment - I have already had to call the guards twice to get blokes that were trying to break in thrown out. I guess I am kinda getting used to the little things they are doing to humiliate me and so life is very very comfortable.
Do me a favour?
Don't pull the distraction thing until Friday night - got a few things planned between now and then *winks* and would hate to spoil the fun. Once I have finished here I will give you the nod and then you can pull the stunt.
That way I can derive maximum pleasure from the experience and I have to say that now they have calmed down and not spitting and snarling at me they are quite attractive - especially in these uniforms!
Oh- and another thing - The Clooney thing - inspired - do me a favour though? The toughest one to distract will be Jags - make sure the guy is wearing a leather kilt as he runs past and make sure he don't run too fast - you know how fast they run in heels!
See you Friday - Oh, and I'll grab a couple of bottles of this nice Port on the way out for you!
Fred
Orgasminator
Wilma Flintstone wrote:-
I didn't think it would be Wilma and when I get Fred out of confinement at the weekend you had better watch it, I will be armed with that cane you were 'eyeing up' at the naughty schoolgirls and schoolboys party. So there.
Harry0
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Swish, swish, just getting some practice in Wilma.
Don't think for one minute Harry that this comment went unnoticed
I didn't think it would be Wilma and when I get Fred out of confinement at the weekend you had better watch it, I will be armed with that cane you were 'eyeing up' at the naughty schoolgirls and schoolboys party. So there.
Harry0
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Swish, swish, just getting some practice in Wilma.
Quote by harry0
I didn't think it would be Wilma and when I get Fred out of confinement at the weekend you had better watch it, I will be armed with that cane you were 'eyeing up' at the naughty schoolgirls and schoolboys party. So there.
Harry0
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Swish, swish, just getting some practice in Wilma.
oooh Harry I have been dreaming of that cane and you in your outfit - bring it on and give me all the detention I deserve.
Wilma
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