Ok so I am guessing he was horny lastnight but let me quote you from lastnights conversation as we were lying in bed.
Ian 'can I poke you up the chunder box?'
Me - coughing, splutters and laughing
Ian 'cough twice more and you can just wank me then'
and they say romance is dead..........what is a girl to do :confused2:
Dawn :silly:
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Ian_Mids, I told you I'd post it!!!!
Orgasminator
Hi Dawn,
I'm glad to see that the age of smooth talking hasn't passed bye, yet.
Harry0
I'm glad to see that the age of smooth talking hasn't passed bye, yet.
Harry0
But what she failed to tell you is that she has been a poorly girl - two more hacks and he would have looked like the proverbial Xmas tree anyway - All green and shiny! :uhoh:
Personally - I feel for the guy - who wants to be face to face with a woman who is that ill? - Much better to be round the other way in case she gets a coughing fit - PLUS - when she coughs it makes the "old brown starfish" ssqqquuuueeeeeeezzzzeee! - Very nice! 8)
I can see where he was going with this!
May not have been chivalrous but sure would have added an edge!
Go man!
*joins queue at foot of bed* :shock:
Personally - I feel for the guy - who wants to be face to face with a woman who is that ill? - Much better to be round the other way in case she gets a coughing fit - PLUS - when she coughs it makes the "old brown starfish" ssqqquuuueeeeeeezzzzeee! - Very nice! 8)
I can see where he was going with this!
May not have been chivalrous but sure would have added an edge!
Go man!
*joins queue at foot of bed* :shock:
I am an incurable romantic at heart and just love the thrill of the chase. All the stuff on here is just a front really 
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Blimey - next you will saying you expect flowers as well.
YES - why wouldn't I want flowers???? I've been a poorly girl and I deserve them. After all, I do have to put up with all you insensitive men!!!
Dawn :silly:
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Feeling better Dawn?
Mal
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
aaaaaaawwwwwwwww Mal that is so sweet, thank you.
Made me feel a whole lot better
Dawn
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You can thank me at the NW Munch, Dawn - I'll be looking forward to it
Mal
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
mmm this story sounds familiar!!
Your not alone Dawnie. Oh for the sweet smell of flowers, the nibble of the earlobe, the candles, the music...........
Oh a girl can dream, unfortunately we have to wake up :cry:
Hope your feeling better. :love: :rose:
Love
Wilma
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Just so you don't feel left out, Wilma
Mal
Ok, Guilty as charged. I did say it exactly as Dawn posted. But I do have mitigating circumstances.
I have just started a new job, and today I was put on the "early shift". That meant as I had to get up early, I did not have time for either idle chit chat hoping to reach the end result, nor time for hours (minutes lol) of fumbling around in the dark trying to find bits and pieces I couldnt even spell. So I cut to the chase to save time.
But did it work...........? well you lot will never know.
Ian
ps... all the grand prix races that Schumacher won are never remembered for how well he did in the practise !!!
I have just started a new job, and today I was put on the "early shift". That meant as I had to get up early, I did not have time for either idle chit chat hoping to reach the end result, nor time for hours (minutes lol) of fumbling around in the dark trying to find bits and pieces I couldnt even spell. So I cut to the chase to save time.
But did it work...........? well you lot will never know.
Ian
ps... all the grand prix races that Schumacher won are never remembered for how well he did in the practise !!!
Orgasminator
Hell's teeth Bassdude,
I've heard of Tulips from Amsterdam, but this is getting rediculous.
Harry0
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Bugger me, they'll want chocolates next.
I've heard of Tulips from Amsterdam, but this is getting rediculous.
Harry0
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Bugger me, they'll want chocolates next.
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Have a beer on me lads xx
I think they were hoping for more than a beer!!
ops: :oops: :oops: Steve what are you suggesting???
Love
Wilma
x x x x
It was done for no other reason than knowing it could bring a little pleasure to someone :wave2: - and it obviously worked :lol:
Any rewards in whatever shape they come are always welcome, but not expected.
Worth a chat at the NW Munch, though!!!
Mal
Quote by mal609
Have a beer on me lads xx
I think they were hoping for more than a beer!!
ops: :oops: :oops: Steve what are you suggesting???
Love
Wilma
x x x x
It was done for no other reason than knowing it could bring a little pleasure to someone :wave2: - and it obviously worked :lol:
Any rewards in whatever shape they come are always welcome, but not expected.
Worth a chat at the NW Munch, though!!!
Mal
Ditto Mal's comments. I just thought the lovely Wilma and Dawn would appreciate the gesture....
(Not that I'm scared of you or anything after my previous exploits Wilma!!)
Have a lovely Christmas Y'all....
8)
