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If You Came With Instructions What Would They Say?

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Phuckers
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If you were a product what would the warning,instruction or the selling note say?....mine would be."This product contain only one nut"
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Sarah
Sex God
Look after carefully.
Feed chocolate once a week
Put in the sunshine as often as possible
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Phuckers
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Hardens at the slightest provocation
This tool may cause pleasure or severe bleeding if used vigorously.
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This Way Up
Dont Feed After Sundown
and
Never Immerse In Water
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Wash gently, lay flat and fluff dry. :lol2:
fabio
Sex God
caution: may contain nuts........
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warning, warning, will robinson!
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Witchy
Sex God
Light blue touchpaper and retreat to a safe distance. Put your head between your legs, and kiss your arse goodbye.
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not suitable for children under thirty years of age
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foxylady2209
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Prefers semi-shade. Water regularly. Restrain firmly if in an exposed location and trim to maintain shape. Propogation may be difficult if the right conditions are not maintained.
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just add water
may spit
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when taking londonplaything, refrain from using heavy machinery
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best before:
01 - 07 - 99
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noladreams
Sex God
Responds well to flattery and/or gifts of shoes and handbags. :giggle:
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fragile, handle with care!
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Break Mind in Case of Emergancy
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Phuckers
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
best before:
01 - 07 - 99
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rotflmao Expired no warrant or refund!
bbw_loverNkitty
Sex God
Feed kibble daily, tuna every other day and Merlot once a week.
*kitty*
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Lick along the crease rolleyes
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Do not tumble dry
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press & twist to release
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Don't!... Just... Don't!
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mancunian
Sex God
Bet you wished you had read these first, dont you?
Serves you right!
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may cause indigestion
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if swelling occurs call a doctor
Jiggle
Orgasminator
for best results ... cook from frozen