im actually not

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
as arrogant and shallow as some of you are suggesting.
however i do find that subtlety doesnt make for a good beginning of a discussion. ofcourse once the cliches and preconceptions are out the way subtlety has its day. thats why my new topics will often start gung ho and get people's back up.
also i cant help it that i get laid with frustrating ease. so you can give the snidey comments a rest.
and against my better judgement i will put my face pic in a public not private gallery...

Do me a favour. If you are going to post loads of topics - learn to use punctuation and grammar. A few capitals at the beginning of sentences wouldn't go amiss, for instance.
And the concept of 'frustrating ease' is an oxymoron in this context.

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
also i cant help it that i get laid with frustrating ease

Having a wank doesn't count :wanker:

9 Oct 2009

so your cheap and easy then?

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
as arrogant and shallow as some of you are suggesting.
however i do find that subtlety doesnt make for a good beginning of a discussion. ofcourse once the cliches and preconceptions are out the way subtlety has its day. thats why my new topics will often start gung ho and get people's back up.
also i cant help it that i get laid with frustrating ease. so you can give the snidey comments a rest.
and against my better judgement i will put my face pic in a public not private gallery...

And a very nice piccie it is to biggrin

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
you mean "too".
by teh way, who are you anais? you who has the power to change my profile (albeit legitimately...).

@ too - I couldn't care less about spelling wink

I'm a site moderator Brucie smile

9 Oct 2009

"love is a many splintered thing"
The Sisiters of Mercy
lp

9 Oct 2009

Walks like a , talks like a. , looks like a. .
Kin yer tell waddit is yet?

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
as arrogant and shallow as some of you are suggesting.
however i do find that subtlety doesnt make for a good beginning of a discussion. ofcourse once the cliches and preconceptions are out the way subtlety has its day. thats why my new topics will often start gung ho and get people's back up.
also i cant help it that i get laid with frustrating ease. so you can give the snidey comments a rest.
and against my better judgement i will put my face pic in a public not private gallery...

Do me a favour. If you are going to post loads of topics - learn to use punctuation and grammar. A few capitals at the beginning of sentences wouldn't go amiss, for instance.
And the concept of 'frustrating ease' is an oxymoron in this context.
foxy dear, i have 2 university degrees. i can spel and punctuate good when i want to.
as for the oxymoron, i know, isnt it frustrating?
Yet another indication of a wasted education rolleyes

I blame the parents :shock:
Wonder who will get the brucie bonus for getting this moron starved of the oxy innocent

9 Oct 2009

Quote by BrightonGeezer
Walks like a , talks like a. , looks like a. .
Kin yer tell waddit is yet?

chicken?

9 Oct 2009

if ever there was a time a forum needed a brucie ..

9 Oct 2009

giz a shag brucie baby

9 Oct 2009

Does that mean you get a brucie bone-us?

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
brucie is bruce robertson not bruce forsyth faod.

Who cares what your surname is? Brucie is very handsome and we share a common love of stubble - best not get too close or it'll be like velcro... although is that such a bad thing? lol

Some people here think I'm arrogant too (allegedly) as sometimes I dare to post what lots of others are thinking. They haven't stoned me... yet! wink

I love it here.. but it can get a bit like Disney World - i.e. once you're inside they sprinkle fairy dust in your eyes and everything looks wonderful, smiley and pretty.. in reality though, not everything is.. but some things are - you're more on the handsome side though cool

9 Oct 2009

Get yer coat brucie, you've pulled again innocent

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Get yer coat brucie, you've pulled again

Oi.. I'm notthat easy! lol

But he is ticking my two 'S' boxes - smart & stubble!
Besides, I don't even know if he likes 'boys' yet - I'm sensing he's going to be one of those 'it's OK if there's 'girls' around types' but that might just be my wishful arrogance wink

x

9 Oct 2009

Quote by BIoke
Get yer coat brucie, you've pulled again

Oi.. I'm notthat easy! lol

But he is ticking my two 'S' boxes - smart & stubble!
Besides, I don't even know if he likes 'boys' yet - I'm sensing he's going to be one of those 'it's OK if there's 'girls' around types' but that might just be my wishful arrogance wink

x
If you're one of the beautiful people, he'll love you rolleyes

9 Oct 2009

Quote by flower411
Get yer coat brucie, you've pulled again

Oi.. I'm notthat easy! lol

But he is ticking my two 'S' boxes - smart & stubble!
Besides, I don't even know if he likes 'boys' yet - I'm sensing he's going to be one of those 'it's OK if there's 'girls' around types' but that might just be my wishful arrogance wink

x
Oh yeah !! You two will make a lovely couple ...
Hope ya not punching above ya weight tho !!!
f*cking hilarious rotflmao

Loving it

9 Oct 2009

Quote by BIoke
Get yer coat brucie, you've pulled again

Oi.. I'm notthat easy! lol

But he is ticking my two 'S' boxes - smart & stubble!
Besides, I don't even know if he likes 'boys' yet - I'm sensing he's going to be one of those 'it's OK if there's 'girls' around types' but that might just be my wishful arrogance wink

x
ohhh can I join in then? :lol2:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by john469
Walks like a , talks like a. , looks like a. .
Kin yer tell waddit is yet?

Hmmm, how about:
- a shitbag incapable of noticing that many folks do infact have (as part of an ad) a list of criteria that they are and are not looking for, ergo 'genius brucies' posts re: 'ugly folks shouldnt swing' have about as much integrity as my fucking hairline?
BG, am I close?
Honestly, the guys a wanker.
Oh and Brucie, dont get all fucking upset, I am just taking the 'unsubtle route' you are so fuckin fond of.
et tu, pussycat.
:lol2: Don't hold back John biggrin

9 Oct 2009

another cage rattled

9 Oct 2009

Quote by midsprincess
another cage rattled

Nope just another getting on the bandwagon!

9 Oct 2009

I am sure that none you need reminding about the Acceptable Use Policy, or the section which mentions that we will not allow abusive, aggressive, hateful or racist behaviour towards fellow members, Ops/Mods or Administration staff.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
Play Nicely wink

9 Oct 2009

You don't have to have a university education to realise how protective we are and how much we love our BBW's in here. Also I'm sure there is 'something' about everyone that could cause others to discriminate against them, this is not the place at any given time.

9 Oct 2009

Quote by BrightonGeezer
You don't have to have a university education to realise how protective we are and how much we love our BBW's in here. Also I'm sure there is 'something' about everyone that could cause others to discriminate against them, this is not the place at any given time.

taste, personal prefernce
lp

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
im a biker too if thats any help BIoke?
Fazer 600. red.
thats probably killed his horn...

You lost me with 'Fazer' :P

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Lissa
im a biker too if thats any help BIoke?
Fazer 600. red.
thats probably killed his horn...

You lost me with 'Fazer' :P

But red...

9 Oct 2009

Quote by Steve
im a biker too if thats any help BIoke?
Fazer 600. red.
thats probably killed his horn...

You lost me with 'Fazer' :P

But red...
PMSL.................I know what a Fazer is, I meant he'd lost me as in lost any chance of a shag once he mentioned the Fazer! ESPECIALLY red. I don't do red!

9 Oct 2009

Quote by brucie
i suspected so. im not ashamed to admit of the 6 bikes ive had (from a 1954 BSA to buell to a Speed triple) the fazer is my favourite.

Fours and Triples just don't do it for me. I'm a twin girl.

9 Oct 2009

Quote by BIoke
............
Oi.. I'm not that easy!
.........

You sir, will be hearing from my solicitor in due course. evil

:evil: :evil:
:lol2:

9 Oct 2009

Quote by BIoke
Get yer coat brucie, you've pulled again

Oi.. I'm notthat easy! lol

But he is ticking my two 'S' boxes - smart & stubble!
Besides, I don't even know if he likes 'boys' yet - I'm sensing he's going to be one of those'it's OK if there's 'girls' around types'but that might just be my wishful arrogance wink

x
Your speciality then, sweetcheeks? :rascal: