Well I'm gobsmacked........
I open my outlook express this afternoon.... to find a guy had sent me an email... Not only had he totally ignored what i had written on my profile (no cock pics, and if no face pic u dont get a reply)but i think his attitude stinks!!!!!!!
Is it really any wonder SOME guys get :censored: ignored?????
Email as follows.............
My name is XXXXXXXXX,
Please see my attcahed a cock pic you have received one already one already, then another is not attached.
1. I expect a pussy pic in return
2.I live in East London and and can travel
3. Once you have emailed me with you number I will send you my face pic
4. I dont do emails as they are a waste of time
5. I only respond to sms after you respond with your interest from this email and a mobile contact number
4 I DONT do teasing and a million questions
5.I just want to fuck and walk away
6. If you are the husband of couple making arrangements, I would a pic of the lady and achance to speak to her before I say yes and I will only do day time or week end visits
this is not you then please DONT respond
9. As a rule , I ONLY fuck ass and pussy,with absolute pleasure"!!!!!
10. I DONT DO INTERNET CAMPING
GENUINE, SO IF U R THEN YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ABOVE.
Is there really any need for it????? Maybe it "did" it for you lot... LOL If u want his addy, pm me LOL
oh dear, where is the delete button?
No gen herts..... ur not thick... coz i aint got a clue either....
Oi lilmiss ya promised not to tell anyone i had sent ya that......... lmfao ............ what a prat
Hardly the silver tongued cavalier is he :giggle:
Think it might be time for Roger's advice to have another airing.
The Idiots Guide to Swinging for the Single Male
And bless him he's even edited in read for the benefit of the complete f**kwits
What u chatting about that guy is obviously swave and clued up!
Oh dear
If you had sat down and tried to create a really crap e-mail yourself you wouldn't have got close to that one.
I very rarely even think I am good enough to get in touch with women and then if I do I always do a nice lengthy I am this and that blah blah, would like to meet you you look lovely etc blah blah and still don't get anywhere lol
Regards
Harry Jones
At least his last point says he's genuine!
hey lil miss get them at least 5 times a week they are the chancers people who send out loads to see if they get logged into chat room the other day a single asks hey northeastcouple you looking for male," told them no. 5 mins later they asked "if you change your mind you can always pm me hunny" so had to ask him why he thought in 5 mins we had changed our minds ,when he says "urrr only asking ,dont get your knickers in a twist" mmm so we go from hunny ,lol never been called that before from another male ,(yes why do the single males always think they are talking to fem part of the couple) onto the crap attiude just because you say no.
i cant belive a bloke sent that.....
i wudnt even cheekily reply to an advert of some1 i knew very well like that.
well thats single guys for u...
MikeC
very cheeky
i am so happy i dont have an ad......
if people want to know about me then i might send them a drapped pic but i wud rather people know me for me rathen some crappy email i had written
MikeC
sorry lilmiss i'll tell Paul not to email you again :lol2:
Judging by the mail, he has not had a lot of experince with women, no idea on how to speak or treat them, maybe the gentlemen is a dieing breed now days
damn!!!!!!!
ive had my latest strategy pre-emptied.....
back to the drawing board....
That said, if you get a 'Thanks but No thanks' back, thats probably exactly what she means, and no amount of persistance or persuasion is gonna make her change her mind! 
