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Jags Scores! ... and over 3000!!
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Sex God
Yikes! Three thousand already? I saw that she was approaching the magic figure, but didn't think she'd zoom past it this quickly.
In honour of this achievement, I award you with the keys to the Spare Fingers cupboard. You must need a replacement set after all that typing.
In honour of this achievement, I award you with the keys to the Spare Fingers cupboard. You must need a replacement set after all that typing.
Quote by DJohn
Yikes! Three thousand already? I saw that she was approaching the magic figure, but didn't think she'd zoom past it this quickly.
In honour of this achievement, I award you with the keys to the Spare Fingers cupboard. You must need a replacement set after all that typing.
Just a glass or two of the old vino collapso will suffice!
Thanks!!
Orgasminator
Jags scores over 3000
Ever thought of taking up professional Football Jags? Think of the money you'd make.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
PS Congratulations.
Ever thought of taking up professional Football Jags? Think of the money you'd make.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Harry0
PS Congratulations.
Mod
Jags scores over 3000!
It's nice to see there are some good Scottish folk who can score round here!!
Well done Jags, better result than last weekend!
Mal
It's nice to see there are some good Scottish folk who can score round here!!
Well done Jags, better result than last weekend!
Mal
Bluexx now You ... Who next ...Congratulations Jags
I noticed the other day that you were approaching the 3000 mark but had worked out that you would reach this landmark at the end of the week. Obviously maths was never my strong point!!!
ops: :oops:
I feel that a large part of the success of this site is down to the seemingly tireless work that Mods in general, and Jags in particular, put into keeping the place safe and idiot free (I’ve managed to evade them so far !!!)
:lol:
So keep it up and I shall look forward to the next 3000 slaps, er I mean posts !!
We now await the commemorative Jags speech ( But talk slowly so us English people can understand !!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I noticed the other day that you were approaching the 3000 mark but had worked out that you would reach this landmark at the end of the week. Obviously maths was never my strong point!!!
ops: :oops: I feel that a large part of the success of this site is down to the seemingly tireless work that Mods in general, and Jags in particular, put into keeping the place safe and idiot free (I’ve managed to evade them so far !!!)
:lol: So keep it up and I shall look forward to the next 3000 slaps, er I mean posts !!
We now await the commemorative Jags speech ( But talk slowly so us English people can understand !!) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
3000 ?
3000 ?
3000 ?
3000 posts eh ?
Firstly, I'd love to congratulate you - wholeheartedly and without reservation - at reaching such a mad figure. A score of 3000 takes quite some taking in - especially from one with such a meagre total so far. Impressive indeed.
Secondly, by way of a humourous footer, I'd just like to add that I'd have thought a few more of them would have been SLAP's for me. Well, they haven't been and I'm not sure if I'm glad or dissappointed !!
You type and we'll read, seems a nice deal Jags !! Oh, and don't try and work out how many posts you've READ that we've written - that would just scare you !! :twisted:
Carpathian (and, because I'm mad, Duckpathian & Garg too)
3000 ?
3000 ?
3000 posts eh ?
Firstly, I'd love to congratulate you - wholeheartedly and without reservation - at reaching such a mad figure. A score of 3000 takes quite some taking in - especially from one with such a meagre total so far. Impressive indeed.
Secondly, by way of a humourous footer, I'd just like to add that I'd have thought a few more of them would have been SLAP's for me. Well, they haven't been and I'm not sure if I'm glad or dissappointed !!
You type and we'll read, seems a nice deal Jags !! Oh, and don't try and work out how many posts you've READ that we've written - that would just scare you !! :twisted:
Carpathian (and, because I'm mad, Duckpathian & Garg too)
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Sex God
I know that Sappho has already said congratulations for both of us but.............
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
Sorry - couldn't resist.
Well done Jags :rose:
Sounds like an excuse for another bottle of Shiraz to me!! :cheers:
assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: Sorry - couldn't resist.
Well done Jags :rose:
Sounds like an excuse for another bottle of Shiraz to me!! :cheers:
Oh, and thanks to everyone who has sent PMs, emails, postings, snogs, licks, hugs, bottles of wine and good wishes.
I am that "Wee sleekit, timorous beastie" and sometimes a panic IS in my breastie - and other times it's just two respectable males of this ilk climbing all over my tits!!!!
Love you all
x xx xx
I am that "Wee sleekit, timorous beastie" and sometimes a panic IS in my breastie - and other times it's just two respectable males of this ilk climbing all over my tits!!!!
Love you all
x xx xx
Want to fight over it Alex... I am not the owner, I am the co-writer - it was a cold wet January morning three years ago when I was discussing with a close colleague the differences between 'wanker' and 'tosser' - seems there are sublte differences 
- when HE came out with the phrase as he simultaneously poured milk onto his lunchtime sugar puffs and tried to lower his seat! Milk on blue tracksuit isn't a good sight!
Jukes are ready!!!!!
:lol:
- when HE came out with the phrase as he simultaneously poured milk onto his lunchtime sugar puffs and tried to lower his seat! Milk on blue tracksuit isn't a good sight!Jukes are ready!!!!!
:lol: Sex God
Now, Alex!! I can't really fight a woman - but if it comes to it I will happily be a second for Jags.
I am afraid that I have to say that Jags was the first one from here who I heard use the expression 'Fuckity fuck' - and I know that is where Wilma heard it. So tread carefully - Jags has witnesses.
So ladies - play nice. But if it comes to the rough stuff, I know who my money's on! Don't forget, I have personal experience of this!! :shock:
Will - finally the second instead of the idiot in the middle of it all!
Quote by willxx69
Now, Alex!! I can't really fight a woman - but if it comes to it I will happily be a second for Jags.
I am afraid that I have to say that Jags was the first one from here who I heard use the expression 'Fuckity fuck' - and I know that is where Wilma heard it. So tread carefully - Jags has witnesses.
So ladies - play nice. But if it comes to the rough stuff, I know who my money's on! Don't forget, I have personal experience of this!! :shock:
Will - finally the second instead of the idiot in the middle of it all!
You can come second anytime you like... love ya!
x xx
Sex God
Well done Will! You're making solid progress there. Soon you'll be promoted to adjudicator, then spectator, and in no time you'll have kicked the duelling habit.
