that will make me 76, can't moan to much really i suppose
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Sex God
Saturday, March 27, 2055 so I'll be 84. Not as bad as I thought!
Sex God
Wednesday December 15th 2049, ill be 79.
Wont bother with Xmas pressies that year thou!
Wont bother with Xmas pressies that year thou!
Master of Sex
81... not bad for a very over weight smoker!!!
also got it to 101 if i dieted and quit the cigs....
just goes to show... its nonsence..
and for person counting ages.. im 27 just now!
nic
x
also got it to 101 if i dieted and quit the cigs....
just goes to show... its nonsence..
and for person counting ages.. im 27 just now!
nic
x
Sex God
mine gets me to 74 
but im more concerned about the premenition i had several years ago which see's me becoming a permenant ex-member in the next 2 years (well, just under)
but im more concerned about the premenition i had several years ago which see's me becoming a permenant ex-member in the next 2 years (well, just under)
Sex God
:shock: Well I wish I hadn't looked now!
The first time I filled it out I left *normal* in the box which gave me a life span until I get to 79.
Not so bad you might think . . . . but then I filled it out again and put *pessimist* in the box and it only gave me another 10 years till I kick off :eeek: :sad:
I must try to be more of an optimist from now on . . . that one gives me until age 99 to live :lol2: :happy:
Tracy-Jayne
The first time I filled it out I left *normal* in the box which gave me a life span until I get to 79.
Not so bad you might think . . . . but then I filled it out again and put *pessimist* in the box and it only gave me another 10 years till I kick off :eeek: :sad:
I must try to be more of an optimist from now on . . . that one gives me until age 99 to live :lol2: :happy:
Tracy-Jayne
Orgasminator
Well it reckons I'm going to kick the bucket aged 64, probably because I have a BMI of 36 and smoke.
The fact that they're using BMI at all means that the results are highly dubious - it was developed in the 1850's to measure starvation rather than obesity (and is actually quite sensitive for that), but more importantly, it was never designed to be worked out for an individual - it is primarily a measure of the health (or otherwise) of populations, and as such is strictly the mean height of the population over the square of the mean body mass of the population.
I suppose it just goes to show that the mathematical and statistical knowledge of the average medic can be written in 18 point print on the back of a postage stamp.
The fact that they're using BMI at all means that the results are highly dubious - it was developed in the 1850's to measure starvation rather than obesity (and is actually quite sensitive for that), but more importantly, it was never designed to be worked out for an individual - it is primarily a measure of the health (or otherwise) of populations, and as such is strictly the mean height of the population over the square of the mean body mass of the population.
I suppose it just goes to show that the mathematical and statistical knowledge of the average medic can be written in 18 point print on the back of a postage stamp.
I didn't realise you can change things.
I turned myself into an optimist and got another 21 years - until Friday, 25th August 2051.
I can be an optimist. I know I can. Really and truly I have always been an optimist. If I haven't then I can change. Always look on the bright side of life - that's what I always say. Let's swing, babies.
Mollie
I turned myself into an optimist and got another 21 years - until Friday, 25th August 2051.
I can be an optimist. I know I can. Really and truly I have always been an optimist. If I haven't then I can change. Always look on the bright side of life - that's what I always say. Let's swing, babies.
Mollie
Orgasminator
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Thank you DP, I feel better for having heard that - I got all insulted at the doctor's the other day when they worked out my BMI and told me I was bordering on 'obese'! Fuck that, I'm just short and curvy.
No problem, I get fed up with medics, etc having a go at me because according to my BMI I'm 'morbidly obese' i.e. getting close to an appearance on Jerry Springer or a career in Sumo wrestling. As those who've met me can testify, I've got a bit of a gut, but not that much in proportion to the rest of me.
Orgasminator
My ex should have died in July 1999... not a very good prediction I would say and thank God for that. He may have been a right b*****d but I would never wish him ill.
Sex God
Last time I did this it told me I should be dead already and that it was a miracle that I was doing to quiz as it was 
Dare I take the test again and see what it gives me>
Oh, go on then!
Dare I take the test again and see what it gives me>
Oh, go on then!
Sex God
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, October 28, 2033
Ok, better than last time.
Friday, October 28, 2033
Ok, better than last time.
Sex God
Hang on one little minute here..... even the clock can't make up it's mind. Out of ten tries to find my day of death it spouted out a different day everytime, although November in around 30ish years time seems quite popular.
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, November 13, 2036
Saturday, October 24, 2037
Monday, November 5, 2040
Tuesday, November 25, 2042
Wednesday, November 2, 2039
Monday, November 8, 2038
Sunday, November 16, 2042
Monday, November 5, 2035
Sunday, October 14, 2040
Monday, November 22, 2038
Hmmmm, not convinced. Sarge...... go and buy your book if I were you!
Gem. x
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, November 13, 2036
Saturday, October 24, 2037
Monday, November 5, 2040
Tuesday, November 25, 2042
Wednesday, November 2, 2039
Monday, November 8, 2038
Sunday, November 16, 2042
Monday, November 5, 2035
Sunday, October 14, 2040
Monday, November 22, 2038
Hmmmm, not convinced. Sarge...... go and buy your book if I were you! Gem. x
