Memo to SH Lost Property Office

31 Oct 2004

Now I don't know if this is more than just a coincidence, but as I said in my post yesterday in the Cafe "Losing my Knickers", I've had three pairs go missing of late (well two really, as I gave the other pair away) redface

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Anyway, there seems to be a sudden spate of knickers going missing around here (see "Has anybody lost..................."
If you get any handed in to Lost Property which are mine, will you let me know a.s.a.p?
If anyone knows anything about my vanishing knicks, or can identify the nicker, please inform the SH Towers Security Office without delay.
FFS Is nothing sacred any longer?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:twisted: :twisted:

eagerslut9 on IM

31 Oct 2004

Funny you mention that, my knickers went missing at the party I was at last week!! Actually, it might be an idea to check ebay, see if someones been selling em on biggrin

31 Oct 2004

Quote by MQ
Funny you mention that, my knickers went missing at the party I was at last week!! Actually, it might be an idea to check ebay, see if someones been selling em on

Unfortunately you can't sell 'used' underwear on e-bay :small-print: ... something todo with a sense of common decency... yet they don't mind if you sell nazi memerobelia..... I think pants are arguably less dangerous... even if they do have some ugly birds 5 days old secreations on them :sticky:

31 Oct 2004

mq
i have idea were your knickers are ?
lol did you check the lost property before you left lol
mine are usally there tooo
:small-print:
lots of love jaky

31 Oct 2004

Well I don't know about your knickers but while you look for them look for a load of marbles as well. They seem to have lost a lot in the "Marbles Thread" lol

Taff666 :twisted:

31 Oct 2004

Thanks Jaky I'll have a look next time I go, the landlady did say about the lost property box but I didn't get a chance to look as I had to leave early and she was busy cooking breakfast.
There are knickers being sold on ebay, they are listed as clean and buyers have the option whether to ask for them to be worn before they are sent, it's just a bit more secretive lol!!!

31 Oct 2004

Whilst we are on the subject of lost property. I seem to have aquired a number of name badges redface

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Love
Wilma
x x x x

31 Oct 2004

Now this is getting strange ........... cos I have lost the top half of my pyjamas :shock: :shock: :shock:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Now this is getting strange ........... cos I have lost the top half of my pyjamas :shock: :shock: :shock:

Wow, T&T, that's SPOOKY sad

I lost the cord out of my PJ bottoms on November 29th 1969!! I was mortified. I'd been using it to play mock executions with my 'Action Man' and, well, it disappeared. I searched high and low but, nope, all gone away. I fed castor oil to the Jack Russell to see if he'd 'throw it up', searched the Goat House to see if they had it, grabbed the cat every time it coughed up a furball, but, nope, my house remained a PJ cord free months I had black eyes and bruises caused by falling down stairs over my loose PJ abuse people came to interview my parents, I was scared to walk after bedtime, tried baler twine, ...but no, without that cord, it was all in vain.
So, on April 28th 1970 I ceremoniously took an oath to spend the rest of my life Pyjama free...and, that is how I've remained. And I've endured bad luck ever since. Some people tried to say it was merely the fact that I was a useless, idle, addle-headed feckless fool-but I blame those accursed PJs.
So beware T&T, PJs have lives and strange powers of their own!! :shock:

31 Oct 2004

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31 Oct 2004

Agricola not you as well.....I remember tossing action man outa the bedroom window with some string wrapped round his neck.......well I didn't toss him out it, was the other action man that pushed him.....the older more battered one who was dressed as a frogman most of the time, thinking back I dont know why I dressed him as a frogman when he was in my bedroom and then dressed him in regular clothes when he was in the sink..
did you ever make quick sand out of porridge and watch him get backed into it by the enemy and then get the Buckaroo donkey to pull him out in the nick of time?

31 Oct 2004

Quote by t&t
Now this is getting strange ........... cos I have lost the top half of my pyjamas :shock: :shock: :shock:

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh bolt

I'm on my way to help you look for them, and to ease that back pain you have.
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31 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9

If anyone knows anything about my vanishing knicks, or can identify the nicker, please inform the SH Towers Security Office without delay.
FFS Is nothing sacred any longer?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Iv found a lot of cherries that people must have lost redface

31 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
Now this is getting strange ........... cos I have lost the top half of my pyjamas :shock: :shock: :shock:

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh bolt

I'm on my way to help you look for them, and to ease that back pain you have.
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Are you so large that you need 10 cars to transport you???? Or are there 10 of you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

31 Oct 2004

No, no, no.
One car for me - the rest are for the flowers, choccys, wine, candles, massage oils to eas your back.

31 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
Agricola not you as well.....I remember tossing action man outa the bedroom window with some string wrapped round his neck.......well I didn't toss him out it, was the other action man that pushed him.....the older more battered one who was dressed as a frogman most of the time, thinking back I dont know why I dressed him as a frogman when he was in my bedroom and then dressed him in regular clothes when he was in the sink..
did you ever make quick sand out of porridge and watch him get backed into it by the enemy and then get the Buckaroo donkey to pull him out in the nick of time?

Well Mr Dave,
I confess to being somewhat disappointed by the seriously mis-named 'frogman'. I saved all my pennies in my secret box under my bed, dreaming when I could afford a partner for my regular Action Man (he did after all need support, he wasn't much of a match for my 'Johnny Seven' gun on his own-and dad's 12 bore really caused him problems). Anyway, I eventually got my 'frogman'...waste of time . He sat in the garden pond for months. Not once did he croak, hop or sing songs with Paul McCartney. I looked in vain for frog spawn-nothing. I even tipped a saucepan of Tapioca pudding in to give him the idea...still nothing. I thought he might be lonely-so I captured a bucket of tadpoles from the pond in the field -bit of company for him. Was he grateful? Was he buggery. Still sat there like a duck at a goose-fair. After 6 months I thought he neded livening up. So, I decided to transfer him to the Air Force. November 5th 1968 it was. I tied him to the Jumbo Sky Rocket, lit the fuse ....and off he went. Never seen him since.

31 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
No, no, no.
One car for me - the rest are for the flowers, choccys, wine, candles, massage oils to eas your back.

Hey! DB
You won't find anywhere to park me old mate. Sorry but my rig's there!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :cheers:

31 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
No, no, no.
One car for me - the rest are for the flowers, choccys, wine, candles, massage oils to eas your back.

Hey! DB
You won't find anywhere to park me old mate. Sorry but my rig's there!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :cheers:
Boys, boys, no-one is parking up outside MY house until I find my flippin pyjama top! WHERE IS IT???? mad

:x

31 Oct 2004

t..sorry - I've got it here redface

1 Nov 2004

..Hold on..no,sorry,in fact its MY pyjama top,the one I got that's like yours remember? rolleyes

1 Nov 2004

Quote by agricola
Well Mr Dave,
I confess to being somewhat disappointed by the seriously mis-named 'frogman'. I saved all my pennies in my secret box under my bed, dreaming when I could afford a partner for my regular Action Man (he did after all need support, he wasn't much of a match for my 'Johnny Seven' gun on his own-and dad's 12 bore really caused him problems). Anyway, I eventually got my 'frogman'...waste of time . He sat in the garden pond for months. Not once did he croak, hop or sing songs with Paul McCartney. I looked in vain for frog spawn-nothing. I even tipped a saucepan of Tapioca pudding in to give him the idea...still nothing. I thought he might be lonely-so I captured a bucket of tadpoles from the pond in the field -bit of company for him. Was he grateful? Was he buggery. Still sat there like a duck at a goose-fair. After 6 months I thought he neded livening up. So, I decided to transfer him to the Air Force. November 5th 1968 it was. I tied him to the Jumbo Sky Rocket, lit the fuse ....and off he went. Never seen him since.

Good post. I wanted to post some expressive emoticons but it seems the extra page won't load this morning so you'll have to make do with my complimentary expressions of joy and laughter!

1 Nov 2004

Quote by musketeer

Well Mr Dave,
I confess to being somewhat disappointed by the seriously mis-named 'frogman'. I saved all my pennies in my secret box under my bed, dreaming when I could afford a partner for my regular Action Man (he did after all need support, he wasn't much of a match for my 'Johnny Seven' gun on his own-and dad's 12 bore really caused him problems). Anyway, I eventually got my 'frogman'...waste of time . He sat in the garden pond for months. Not once did he croak, hop or sing songs with Paul McCartney. I looked in vain for frog spawn-nothing. I even tipped a saucepan of Tapioca pudding in to give him the idea...still nothing. I thought he might be lonely-so I captured a bucket of tadpoles from the pond in the field -bit of company for him. Was he grateful? Was he buggery. Still sat there like a duck at a goose-fair. After 6 months I thought he neded livening up. So, I decided to transfer him to the Air Force. November 5th 1968 it was. I tied him to the Jumbo Sky Rocket, lit the fuse ....and off he went. Never seen him since.

Good post. I wanted to post some expressive emoticons but it seems the extra page won't load this morning so you'll have to make do with my complimentary expressions of joy and laughter!
Hey guys!! FFS mad

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What has any of this got to do with Lost Property?? dunno

:roll:
If you want to discuss Action Man and his friends can you please go to the playroom to do it? It's down the corridor 5th door on the right!!
Swords or pistols at dawn? duel

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1 Nov 2004

um ...
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eerrr....
Bugger ............ someone's pinched me f###ing words now ........... WHAT IS GOING ON FFS???!!! mad

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