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Quote by ukbeannie
do a good line in vulgar fractions as well: ⅓ ⅔ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞

That's okay, you can be as vulgar as you like in here. lol
Quote by ukbeannie

You just wanted to .......... type them little teeny weeny numbers didn't you??? cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

do a good line in vulgar fractions as well: ⅓ ⅔ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞
but that is a different story altogether!
Thing is, what you typed, actually reads 'oxygen squared', or 'oxygen to the power of two' and 'oxygen cubed', or 'oxygen to the power of three'.
The teeny weeny numbers need to be below the letter for the element, not above biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
The teeny weeny numbers need to be below the letter for the element, not above biggrin

perfectly aware of that ma'am. If you could point me in the direction of a font, supported by this application, that will produce them ...... then I will do your bidding!
I won't be standing in the corner, and I reserve the right to appropriate the SH flag for alternative uses! (confessions thread)
Quote by ukbeannie

The teeny weeny numbers need to be below the letter for the element, not above biggrin

perfectly aware of that ma'am. If you could point me in the direction of a font, supported by this application, that will produce them ...... then I will do your bidding!
I won't be standing in the corner, and I reserve the right to appropriate the SH flag for alternative uses! (confessions thread)
Just type it in a word document and there should be a superscript option in one of your drop-down menus from the toolbar. Then you shouldbe able to copy the word document into a message, I think.
Apologies for being pedantic - didn't mean to piss you off or anything smile
Quote by ukbeannie

You just wanted to .......... type them little teeny weeny numbers didn't you??? cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

do a good line in vulgar fractions as well: ⅓ ⅔ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞
but that is a different story altogether!
A loverly river , The Vulgar.
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You just wanted to .......... type them little teeny weeny numbers didn't you??? cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

do a good line in vulgar fractions as well: ⅓ ⅔ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞
but that is a different story altogether!
A loverly river , The Vulgar.
The song of the Vulgar boatmen - "Weigh anchor, weigh anchor"
Quote by ukbeannie

You just wanted to .......... type them little teeny weeny numbers didn't you??? cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

do a good line in vulgar fractions as well: ⅓ ⅔ ⅛ ⅜ ⅝ ⅞
but that is a different story altogether!
Bluddy ell, you're like a keyboard equivalent of Arnold Swartzenegger!!!! worship :worship: :worship:
S'pose the teeny fractions are a tad vulgar and showy offy, even more so when theres a flock of em! confused Bluddy impressive tho!!! lol
Small writing is about my limit! :lol2:
Quote by keeno
Before I start I just want to say that I have always believed most woman to be reasonably intelligent. wink But why do they fall for the sales lines put out by cosmetic companies? Over the years I have pondered why they seem to be happy to pay through the nose for products that the main ingredient is aqua (that's water to you and me) Which is available from the taps in most homes. confused
It seems to have reached a new level of obsurbity with a product which is up to 50% oxygen. WTF :? :? Oxygen is in the air we breathe. It brushes against our skin al the time. So why get a cream that is largely water with added oxygen and rub it into your face?

Errr, fer much the same reason that blokes have got to have the latest/best golf club, the latest/best camera I guess.
My golf driver has HcR written on it. Then they declared it illegal. That's when I turned to the C2H5OH.
<<<<<< Choon wonders if Missy is getting hot for him yet? >>>>>>>
Quote by westerross
My golf driver has HcR written on it. Then they declared it illegal. That's when I turned to the C2H5OH.
<<<<<< Choon wonders if Missy is getting hot for him yet? >>>>>>>

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You cheated Chooon, you gotta get them numbers up in the air!!!! poke
And how can anyone not be hot for you, ya daft bugger :lol2: passionkiss
Quote by Missy
My golf driver has HcR written on it. Then they declared it illegal. That's when I turned to the C2H5OH.
<<<<<< Choon wonders if Missy is getting hot for him yet? >>>>>>>

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You cheated Chooon, you gotta get them numbers up in the air!!!! poke
And how can anyone not be hot for you, ya daft bugger :lol2: passionkiss
Nooooo, they're down where they should be!
Quote by Missy
But I'm sold!!! biggrin I'll take 4 gallon :bounce:

Missy I love you passionkiss
Quote by Keeno
A loverly river , The Vulgar.

My favourite part of a lady front bottom ...The vulga :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Missy
But I'm sold!!! biggrin I'll take 4 gallon :bounce:

Missy I love you passionkiss
Quote by Keeno
A loverly river , The Vulgar.

My favourite part of a lady front bottom ...The vulga :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
Apologies for being pedantic - didn't mean to piss you off or anything smile

The memories of underachievement and unmet expectation come flooding back.
Oh, for the report card to have said "a keen student, eager to fill the gaps in his knowledge, but always makes the best use of the tools at his disposal!"
Quote by Missy
Bluddy ell, you're like a keyboard equivalent of Arnold Swartzenegger!!!!

Gosh! No, that'd mean acing rather wooden, with a clipped monotone.
Quote by Missy
Bluddy impressive tho!!! lol

Nowhere near as impressive of Missy's pic showing her in a bustiere biggrin worship :worship: :worship: :D
Hmmm. Standing in the shower I noticed the shower gel I was using advertised that it left you "shower fresh". What does that mean? I was in the shower FFS.
I also noticed that the conditioner I used in my hair left it salon shiney :shock: Is that good? Apparently my hair is up to 80% more shiney biggrin
Now listen here young Keeno, there are three golden rules to help us chaps make wise and and economic decisions in the vast and confusing world of Retail Purchasing :-
1) Since the abolition of Retail Price Maintenance, everything is a complete rip orf.
2) You get what you pay for.
3) If it works, use it.
4) You have wasted a potentially valuable part of your life reading this.
I hope this will be as much assistance to you in the future, as it has been for myself.
***** Message Ends*****
I was at the clinique counter the other day as I needed a new foundation.
I asked the girl if there was something with a 'bit more cover' as my face is all dull and patchy at the moment.
She told me this was most likely due to a 'build up of dead skin' but 'luckily' the clinique '3 step plan' would do just the job!
She proceeded to show me the 3 step plan on my hand, applying the cleanser, toner and moisturiser, and all for the bargain price of £$£$£!
Anyway, she also showed me said build up of dead skin, by putting sellotape on my hand, and pulling it off- et voila, all the manky dead skin cells were revealed, stuck to it.
My reply was 'SOLD! I'll take one roll of sellotape please!'
M xx wink
Quote by mazandden
I was at the clinique counter the other day as I needed a new foundation.
I asked the girl if there was something with a 'bit more cover' as my face is all dull and patchy at the moment.
She told me this was most likely due to a 'build up of dead skin' but 'luckily' the clinique '3 step plan' would do just the job!
She proceeded to show me the 3 step plan on my hand, applying the cleanser, toner and moisturiser, and all for the bargain price of £$£$£!
Anyway, she also showed me said build up of dead skin, by putting sellotape on my hand, and pulling it off- et voila, all the manky dead skin cells were revealed, stuck to it.
My reply was 'SOLD! I'll take one roll of sellotape please!'
M xx wink

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: