More newbies.

24 Aug 2005

We are retired and old mad

We are disabled too :x We still cannot think of anything more imortant than sex biggrin

We will try not to get in the way as we find our way around here and unfortunately we are not very quick at typing. We come from Suffolk and spend all our spare time dogging wink

The weather lately has not helped but we are patient cool

We are not royalty but I am using the royal plural to signify we do everything together. If we are too old and decrepit please tell us as it would be embarassing to hang around if we were being a problem confused

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oldcouple

24 Aug 2005

welcome oldcouple
hope u find what u are looking for lol

24 Aug 2005

Hi WELCOME were new here ourselves.
Im certainly sure your not too old
Hope you find what your looking for and have lots of fun.
Paul,Nic

24 Aug 2005

Quote by oldcouple
We are retired and old We are disabled too :x We still cannot think of anything more imortant than sex We will try not to get in the way as we find our way around here and unfortunately we are not very quick at typing. We come from Suffolk and spend all our spare time dogging The weather lately has not helped but we are patient We are not royalty but I am using the royal plural to signify we do everything together. If we are too old and decrepit please tell us as it would be embarassing to hang around if we were being a problem :
oldcouple

welcome you guys wave

hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Dino, Postie, MCB :wink: ............... you get the idea

24 Aug 2005

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
welcome oldcouple
hope u find what u are looking for

Thanks for the welcome smile

We are always looking for something as that is about all we can do these days mad

We manage though biggrin

oldcouple

24 Aug 2005

Hello and :welcome:
As others have said, don't worry about being old and decrepit, we'll all end up like that one day, even if we're not quite there yet. After all, you're only as old as the person (people) you're feeling. wink

24 Aug 2005

Quote by Captain-dogger
Hi WELCOME were new here ourselves.
Im certainly sure your not too old
Hope you find what your looking for and have lots of fun.
Paul,Nic

Thanks Paul,Nic. We are relieved to find we are not too old for others biggrin

Luckily we often have lots of fun :D
oldcouple

24 Aug 2005

welcome you guys wave

hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB wink

............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old biggrin

We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
oldcouple

24 Aug 2005

Quote by oldcouple
welcome you guys
hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB ............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
oldcouple

Test them out, try to imagine Johneboy is witty and attractive, not that good are they? :wink:

24 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
welcome you guys
hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB ............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
oldcouple
Test them out, try to imagine Johneboy is witty and attractive, not that good are they? :wink:

That goes to prove the value of a good imagination lol

oldcouple

24 Aug 2005

Quote by oldcouple
welcome you guys
hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB ............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
oldcouple
Test them out, try to imagine Johneboy is witty and attractive, not that good are they? :wink:

That goes to prove the value of a good imagination lol

oldcouple
Nobody has an imagination that powerful! :wink:
Anyway, Welcome!

24 Aug 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
welcome you guys
hope you enjoy your time here, and don't worry about the 'old and decrepit' thing, there's loads of others in the same boat..... Meaty, Postie, MCB ............... you get the idea
Hi and thanks. It is a great relief that we are not too old We are still young in spirit even if the flesh part is ancient our minds and imainations are perfect :D :D :D
oldcouple
Test them out, try to imagine Johneboy is witty and attractive, not that good are they? :wink:

That goes to prove the value of a good imagination lol

oldcouple
Nobody has an imagination that powerful! :wink:
Anyway, Welcome!
Thanks :D You would be surprised how imaginative I can be and when I get to it my wife imagines it too :D :D :D
oldcouple

24 Aug 2005

welcome to the forums, theres never an age limit for having fun, enjoy your stay both wink

24 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Welcome to the Swingingheaven forums you two
I have known swingers attend clubs into their 70's and still are going strong so old nah. Its not so much as age but ability to use what you ahve got
There are quite a few disabled swingers knocking around too so what I reckon is grab a bottle of wine. Join in the forums where you want to - enjoy the site as a whole and maybe see you at a Munch sometime
Have Fun
Steph

And there goes the only "swinging angel" I know == Hi Steph kiss

And me ??? well I may be the oldest but they do not tell me lol

Fred

24 Aug 2005

Quote by welsh one
welcome to the forums, theres never an age limit for having fun, enjoy your stay both

Thanks for the welcome biggrin

We are begining to feel more comfortable already :D
oldcouple

24 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Welcome to the Swingingheaven forums you two
I have known swingers attend clubs into their 70's and still are going strong so old nah. Its not so much as age but ability to use what you have got
There are quite a few disabled swingers knocking around too so what I reckon is grab a bottle of wine. Join in the forums where you want to - enjoy the site as a whole and maybe see you at a Munch sometime
Have Fun
Steph

The problem is not being able to use it evil

The fun is finding other ways to be excited biggrin

oldcouple

29 Aug 2005

Hi oldcouple
welcome to the site, and hope you have loads of fun
NC

29 Aug 2005

Welcome guys wave

Now stop worrying, join in and have fun, fun, fun! wink

:wink:
ES
:rascal:
PS And if you want your housework done, naked-cleaner's yer man! smile

29 Aug 2005

What do you call old and decrepit?

29 Aug 2005

thanks for the plug ES
would be delighted to visit the oldcouple
would be fun

29 Aug 2005

I'm a newbie too, 40+, bit nervous. I'm no skinny model type, hoping there are some people out there that still find me attractive. I'm more concerned someone is too young for me than too old. I prefer experience.

29 Aug 2005

Hi Angie
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
There are people of all ages, sizes, shapes, looking for fun
From your avatar, I am sure you will get LOADS of replies
I am 54 btw, and am having great fun here
NC
xx

29 Aug 2005

Quote by angieyorksire
I'm a newbie too, 40+, bit nervous. I'm no skinny model type, hoping there are some people out there that still find me attractive. I'm more concerned someone is too young for me than too old. I prefer experience.

SexySteph'll be along in a while to put your mind at rest angie. She's the resident welcomer of newbs! wink

from me.

:whistling:

29 Aug 2005

Quote by angieyorksire
I'm a newbie too, 40+, bit nervous. I'm no skinny model type, hoping there are some people out there that still find me attractive. I'm more concerned someone is too young for me than too old. I prefer experience.

:thumbup: welcome Angie, from another couple of Yorkshire people. biggrin

29 Aug 2005

Quote by angieyorksire
I'm a newbie too, 40+, bit nervous. I'm no skinny model type, hoping there are some people out there that still find me attractive. I'm more concerned someone is too young for me than too old. I prefer experience.

:welcome: Angie - try starting your own introduction thread - that way people get to know you as a member a little better. Just settle in and enjoy - you'll be fine.
And :welcome: oldcouple. There's plenty of people of all ages here - so don't get hung up about it. Just be yourselves and enjoy.

29 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
errrrrrrrrrr ES sweetie you still very much "up" for a nice blend of Lavendar, Rosemary and T-tree to be smoothed and worked into every inch - middle os next month
Steph :giggle: :giggle:

You can count on it Steph! :wink: :thumbup:

29 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
errrrrrrrrrr ES sweetie you still very much "up" for a nice blend of Lavendar, Rosemary and T-tree to be smoothed and worked into every inch - middle os next month
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No Ylang Ylang then?? :twisted: :wink:

29 Aug 2005

Welcome Oldcouple.....just chill out here with a bottle of wine like Steph says and enjoy yourself.
Hope to see you at a Munch really soon..... wink

29 Aug 2005

Welcome you two, have fun and as others have said, just enjoy youselves.
John
smile

29 Aug 2005

Quote by naked-cleaner
Hi oldcouple
welcome to the site, and hope you have loads of fun
NC

Thanks naked cleaner;-) We prefer to be dirty so we would need a whole lot of time and effort to get cleaned;-)
oldcouple