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Could try the Heimlich manouvre at Great Portland Street.... cool
So where were we? My page of the rules is stuck together.
Ah, the number of times I have heard that order!
Page 10 is superceded in my edition by Huysmann's addendum. Using the advice there I plump for Rotten Row.
So the Wisden Cricketers Almanac 2005 is not going to help me in this game??
:evil2:
Queensbury? He was the bloke who called a square arena a ring and then had the cheek to call Wilde strange.
Has Rotten Row sealed up any diagonals?
Rotten should check under the bush in Leicester Sqaure....
Sad news.
The man who invented Mornington Crescent died at the weekend.
Geoffery McGiven RIP
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Sad news.
The man who invented Mornington Crescent died at the weekend.
Geoffery McGiven RIP

But where are they burying him?? :shock: :shock:
I'll go first - The Angel Islington dunno :dunno: :dunno: wink
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But where are they burying him?? :shock: :shock:
I'll go first - The Angel Islington dunno :dunno: :dunno: wink

Would've thought it would be Bury?? :dunno:
I've read the thread, scratched my head, read the rules and scratched my balls (imaginary confused ), and I still haven't a bluddy clue what all this is about :confused: :dunno:
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But where are they burying him?? :shock: :shock:
I'll go first - The Angel Islington dunno :dunno: :dunno: wink

Would've thought it would be Bury?? :dunno:
I've read the thread, scratched my head, read the rules and scratched my balls (imaginary confused ), and I still haven't a bluddy clue what all this is about :confused: :dunno:
Me neither!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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But where are they burying him?? :shock: :shock:
I'll go first - The Angel Islington dunno :dunno: :dunno: wink

Would've thought it would be Bury?? :dunno:
I've read the thread, scratched my head, read the rules and scratched my balls (imaginary confused ), and I still haven't a bluddy clue what all this is about :confused: :dunno:
Me neither!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
that makes 3 of us then........ its totally lost me
it was the great Geoffrey Perkins who unfortunately died last week who was the creator of the game(not the name mentioned previously).Prob the most influential comedy producer of the last 20 years...a sad loss.
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ok ok think i got it
here goes my try hope i'm understanding it right
snap
how did i do :shock:
I sooo never saw that one coming - the "Broken Twig Defensive" - bloody brilliant, Bouncy!!!
sorry but i'm way too much of a ditzy blonde to get stuff like this goes way way over my head redface
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I sooo never saw that one coming - the "Broken Twig Defensive" - bloody brilliant, Bouncy!!!

That takes us to Blackfriars
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Ah, I was waiting for that one.
Balls Pond Road
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Ah, I was waiting for that one.
Balls Pond Road

That'll be Wembley ........ clever but you didn't catch me out :smug:
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She's a tricky one, no doubt. I'm caught now on the grid.
Hmmm. Marking time now;
Cockfosters
What's the best way to cockfosters?
Leave it in the sun until it's luke warm - that'll do it lol
without declaring the pusillanimous depravity of that last move openly ,i must appeal to the Lords and Ladies of the Mornington Crescent Rules Convention for a ruling on whether the Moscow subsection can be used openly or must it be used surreptitiosly?
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without declaring the pusillanimous depravity of that last move openly ,i must appeal to the Lords and Ladies of the Mornington Crescent Rules Convention for a ruling on whether the Moscow subsection can be used openly or must it be used surreptitiosly?

I have seen it used openly in the James V Jones game of 1992 and surreptiously in the Brown V Bacon game of 1993 ...... so carry on it isn't against the rules either way.
Good luck!
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What about the Kasprovich vs Daisivich moves of 2001? some sly pointing going on there....
Personally I think its in Paddington.
easy peasy
Bow Road (contraflow system)
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easy peasy
Bow Road (contraflow system)

Contra flow leads us nicely to the M25 :smug:
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p.s. will we make it North?
Using the Badmington inversion as defined in subsection 54b of the Beaufort variant.
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