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M's Adventure!
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or is it the taxi driver that has farted all will be revealed in the next episode of soap
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when did you last clean the back of the oven , i mean underneath actually removing the cooker and getting into those awkward places?
m looks shocked and says sod the oven lets....................
m looks shocked and says sod the oven lets....................
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just then the taxi screams to a halt they arrive at.............
Quote by UKman37
ASDA! "Thank God for that!" shouts M, "Just in time. I'm rapidly running out of Flash All Purpose here!" .....
Inside she stuggles as the Flash is really far back on a really deep leans as far over as she can forgetting that her arse is hanging out of whats left of her mini skirt,when she feels......
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Inside she stuggles as the Flash is really far back on a really deep leans as far over as she can forgetting that her arse is hanging out of whats left of her mini skirt,when she feels......
........ like she is falling :shock:
SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleaning products go everywhere and M is left sitting in a damp patch
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
........ like she is falling :shock:
SSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleaning products go everywhere and M is left sitting in a damp patch
she picks herself up and still clutching a broken toilet duck, softly whispers to the manager...............
Quote by warwick
Id love to miss but unfortunately I am not the manager, in fact I am a Southern Gangster here to abduct some Mangos for purposes more sinister than you could imagine.
M looks puzzled and asks if your not the manager why do you have a...
That huge great thing on your chest saying...............
Quote by Mark
ASDA, "You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!"? The Southern Gangster replies that it is part of his cunning disguise to fit in perfectly with the rest of middle management mentality in ASDA. She smiles, but realises that her chance of using her Horlicks coupons is almost gone. Then it hits her....
That she is wasting precious time as she really should be..............
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
That she is wasting precious time as she really should be..............
taking advantage of the 2-for-1 offer on Jiffy cream at Tescos.
"look Mr. Bates.."
"Call me Master" he interupts "your coupons were just a ploy to get you to come to my store, I have something much more important in mind for you "
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Quote by wildwilly
That she is wasting precious time as she really should be..............
taking advantage of the 2-for-1 offer on Jiffy cream at Tescos.
"look Mr. Bates.."
"Call me Master" he interupts "your coupons were just a ploy to get you to come to my store, I have something much more important in mind for you "
.....so if you would like to follow me to my office, we can get you out of those Lenor comfort soaked clothes and..........
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Quote by Mark
(eerm come on sheffield I'm trying me best....see, I think we can still get this back on track)
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Quote by davej
...their exit blocked by some scaffolding........."Oi" shouted the Foremen of the scaffolders, " you can't come out here I'm trying to sort out this erection" in a Kenneth Williams type voice......M immediately felt a wave of lust surge through her body at the sight of the foreman and sighed.............
the sight of all those hairy anal clefts and bellies spilling out from under ill-fitting t-shirts was too much for poor M, she came over all funny......
Quote by wildwilly
the sight of all those hairy anal clefts and bellies spilling out from under ill-fitting t-shirts was too much for poor M, she came over all funny......
And felt something warm and moist dampen between her thighs,thinking that she had just cum she looked down,only to find that..................
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
the sight of all those hairy anal clefts and bellies spilling out from under ill-fitting t-shirts was too much for poor M, she came over all funny......
And felt something warm and moist dampen between her thighs,thinking that she had just cum she looked down,only to find that..................
a bloody dog had cocked his leg. Right, that's it.........
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Quote by dundeecpl
the sight of all those hairy anal clefts and bellies spilling out from under ill-fitting t-shirts was too much for poor M, she came over all funny......
And felt something warm and moist dampen between her thighs,thinking that she had just cum she looked down,only to find that..................
a bloody dog had cocked his leg. Right, that's it.........
....said M, now we are getting somewhere, watersports aint my thing but it's a start .......so Mr manager why dont you show me your eermm, special offer.....
still trying here, still trying...... :2fingers:
Quote by davej
....said M, now we are getting somewhere, watersports aint my thing but it's a start .......so Mr manager why dont you show me your eermm, special offer.....
..........."Sure, lets go into my office" :rascal:
Once there Mr Manager sits at his desk asking M to sit on his knee while he looks on his computer for the BOGOF's.
M notices the managers home page is set to Swinging Heaven
M thinks.................
Quote by Dawn_Mids
..........."Sure, lets go into my office" :rascal:
Once there Mr Manager sits at his desk asking M to sit on his knee while he looks on his computer for the BOGOF's.
M notices the managers home page is set to Swinging Heaven
M thinks.................
Hmmm now who the feck could he
:idea: I know if i get his cock out i may well recognise it from some pics :idea:
So she just turns round and unzips his flies when the moster slumps to the floor.Fecking hell she says feeling.................
