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My God! Your pants are awful!

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Should I get new pants?

Yes, she was right, they are awful! 0%
A few more skiddies and they'd be perfect! 0%
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No, there's nowt wrong with them! 0%
I'm a liberal voter. 0%
No, there's nowt wrong with them! 0%
A few more skiddies and they'd be perfect! 0%
Yes, she was right, they are aweful! 0%
Yes, she was right, they are awful! 0%
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My God! Your pants are awful!
Was heard this morning as I was getting dressed.
Does she have a point or should she get off my back?

obviouly I meant 'awful' on the first option, but I buggered up, ok!
orry, buggered up again!
Mods!!! HELP!!! ort that bloody thing out will you!
Mut practise at polls!!!
God damn they are bright. Burn them now..... don't forget to take them off first lol
As for alternatives why not go commando
Bright orange.......and you come on here to admit you wear them!!!....i think you know what to do mate!
Quote by marmalaid
Does she have a point or should she get off my back?
!

If she is on your back - then you are in the wrong position! wink
Fuck, fuck, fuck, help me sort out my pole, erm, poll someone!
Hmm, I have to say that they are awful, why not go for some white ones, or better yet (scientific study accredited) some white ones with a flowery pattern on as they've been certified as the type most likely to make your bulge look bigger.
Alternatively, some black ones, go commando or get boxers. smile
She is right they are gastly!!!
surprised :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
I prefer a man in boxers myself or silky , frilly black knickers
no Y on there, I like bright colours + they keeping everything in ;)
Nah not that bad mate, just think in a disaster situation you can put them on a pole to aid in your rescue smile
hmmm not sure about your pants mate - it's your belly button that scares me rotflmao
By the way, it's fluff in my belly button!
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By the way, it's fluff in my belly button!

oh yes, wasn't there a theory somewhere that explained why bellybutton fluff is always blue(ish)?
confused
of course AWOL has no bellybutton fluff... ever! biggrin
Quote by awol
By the way, it's fluff in my belly button!

oh yes, wasn't there a theory somewhere that explained why bellybutton fluff is always blue(ish)?
confused
of course AWOL has no bellybutton fluff... ever! biggrin
That would be this one!
OMG marms.......get them off yuk :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Quote by kazswallows
OMG marms.......get them off yuk :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

but is whats underneath worse :shock:
Only kidding Marms mate, you keep showing your orange with pride!
Yes they are bad...
the colour looks like you have really strong orange pee
rolleyes :roll:
Personally I think you deserve a medal for admitting to the whole of the SH membership that you wear underwear like that!!! :shock:
I need counselling!! wink
Well I like orange lol
:love: xxx
If you mix yellow with red, something exiting, even provocative comes into existence, something that shines like yellow and hits your eyes in an nearly aggressive way. Orange is not as hot as red, it reminds more on cosy colour of a fireplace. But it is warmer, more sun riped and more perfect than yellow.
Orange : pleasure and obtrusiveness
Orange : colour of the setting sun
Orange : optimism, open-mind, youth, sociability, health, self-confidence, power, lasting warmth, colour of the Caribbean, the Samba, the cheerful open-minded meeting
Orange : shining, hearty, ripe, full, alive, well-rounded, blazing, warm, youthful and vain as well
Orange : easy living, obtrusiveness, excess often is said to be disrespectable and cheap (objects made of plastic yes, but a Mercedes of class "S" in orange - unthinkable)
Quite different in the Netherlands: there the orange is the national colour and the colour of the kingdom ("oranje" = "orange") Orange flags are hoisted at the birthday of a royal member.
In Eire the colour orange has a religious-political meaning (Protestant "Orangemen" in Northern Ireland
In the States: together with black the colour of Halloween
Orange : Safety
People working in road construction, cleaning streets or garbage men wear working clothes in orange colour. This colour protects because of its flashy shining Also the machines, used in road construction and the cars for garbage have the same colour. The more the orange of workers and garbage men have been used the more it disappeared from the daily fashion. As long as cars are seen as reputation object, nearly nobody will select the orange colour as paint finish, although it would mean more safety.
Unlike green and purple, which are known as independent colours with their own symbolism, the orange colour always remained as a subordinated mix-colour in the European culture.
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Well I like orange lol
:love: xxx
If you mix yellow with red, something exiting, even provocative comes into existence, something that shines like yellow and hits your eyes in an nearly aggressive way. Orange is not as hot as red, it reminds more on cosy colour of a fireplace. But it is warmer, more sun riped and more perfect than yellow.
Orange : pleasure and obtrusiveness
Orange : colour of the setting sun
Orange : optimism, open-mind, youth, sociability, health, self-confidence, power, lasting warmth, colour of the Caribbean, the Samba, the cheerful open-minded meeting
Orange : shining, hearty, ripe, full, alive, well-rounded, blazing, warm, youthful and vain as well
Orange : easy living, obtrusiveness, excess often is said to be disrespectable and cheap (objects made of plastic yes, but a Mercedes of class "S" in orange - unthinkable)
Quite different in the Netherlands: there the orange is the national colour and the colour of the kingdom ("oranje" = "orange") Orange flags are hoisted at the birthday of a royal member.
In Eire the colour orange has a religious-political meaning (Protestant "Orangemen" in Northern Ireland
In the States: together with black the colour of Halloween
Orange : Safety
People working in road construction, cleaning streets or garbage men wear working clothes in orange colour. This colour protects because of its flashy shining Also the machines, used in road construction and the cars for garbage have the same colour. The more the orange of workers and garbage men have been used the more it disappeared from the daily fashion. As long as cars are seen as reputation object, nearly nobody will select the orange colour as paint finish, although it would mean more safety.
Unlike green and purple, which are known as independent colours with their own symbolism, the orange colour always remained as a subordinated mix-colour in the European culture.

Maybe so - but his pants are still bloody awful!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG Marms
They are bad. bad , bad.
change them immediately
bolt
I may be wrong, but most of the times I've heard women discussing men's underwear, they seem to come out in favour of smart black or white cotton boxer briefs like CK's and other fashion brands do. Sure you can get some just-as-good but cheaper versions if you want to. To me this style looks smart, quite sexy and they're pretty damn comfy too (especially cotton microfibre ones). Tanga briefs look quite good too I think.
If you want something a bit more unusual or different or sexier, and your lady likes them, you can go for a pouch/thong - but that depends on individual preference a lot (and whether you want to wear them). Maybe you need a choice and to have something for occasional wear to show it off a bit on special occasions.
But I do agree with your missus, Y-fronts aren't sexy; and in that colour...
:shock: :shock:
Oh my God, my eyes, my eyes.!!
The pants themselves aren't too bad, just turn the colour down a few shades
( And by 'a few', I mean loads smile :) )
Besides which, since when has Marm's crotch been anywhere near amber?!
Venusxxx
I preferred his blue pants... but they were awful, too.
I think the Blue certainly looks better with you wearing them Vix.
John
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Nice hat Vix :haha:
Hope they didn't leave any crusty bits in your hair :shock:
Orange is going to be the new black this summer so no harm, no foul my friend
:thumbup:
Just a question.....
Since when has Marms worn underwear??? :shock: :confused2: