My pussy deserves a medal !!!

8 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene

I wondered what that was in my panties ... oh wait I forgot to put them on. * gasp *

do you even own any rolleyes

Wait ... yep I found some. Oh wait, thats a bikini ... does that count???
I'm not sure have you a pic :roll:

8 Jan 2007

i think you know my answer to that hun rolleyes

9 Jan 2007

Quote by PoloLady
My dog works in the Stock Exchange :smug:

This one still gets my vote for being the smartest lol

Not that smart, it only makes the tea. rolleyes

9 Jan 2007

Abilene
I would like to apologize for attacking you in your bed. It was not my fault. You see the house was filling with gas, and I was suffering from lack of oxygen. in that state I imaged you where a mouse. I could not believe my luck to see such a big mouse. So I jumped on you in the hope of dinner.
Fortunately you saved us both when you ran out into the night, still putting your gown on!
Your pussy
Smudge.

9 Jan 2007

I just love a woman with a smart pussy - especially if she's a bit pissed!
Abi, keep stroking it and I think it deserves a brazilian! wink

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9 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene

NOW you tell me. After watching you kiss everyone but me at the same damn place that Smudge came from I figured you would never get the Abi habbit. :P

Careful .. it can be addicting. I think I have a government health warning stamped on my ass. Wanna see it?
nnahhhh i want to feel it...........
can i c ur tatts when ur showing everyone the health warning smile

Mike

9 Jan 2007

A life saving cat :shock: wow a cat that cares.
I've taught my cat to talk (honest) but all he says is "whatever" and "Am I bovvered?" I think he watches too much TV

9 Jan 2007

to that pussy- Thank fook for him!
Hmmmm, in a roundabout way, swinging saved your life! kiss

And yes, quit the bloody fags!

9 Jan 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
My dog works in the Stock Exchange :smug:

This one still gets my vote for being the smartest lol

Not that smart, it only makes the tea. rolleyes

Scandal's dog can make tea? :shock: :shock:
Maybe it could give him lessons then, he's somewhat lacking in that department! :roll: wink

Fee
XX

9 Jan 2007

Abi, glad you are ok, that was a close call :shock:
Thats a very special pussy you have there wink

Fee
XX

9 Jan 2007

WOW!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I remember that cat and the getting him in the box fiasco :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bet my cats would fLuck off outsoide if they smelt gas and leave me to die :shock:
wink

9 Jan 2007

when FC came to us, he stood out from the rest of the kittens we had on the farm, we dont know why but he was very very affectionate towards us hence the name FC "friendly cat" we still miss him here tbh, so pleased to see hes returned your favour when you took him under your wing Abilene .....what goes around comes around....
we now have a very expensive cat living in our bedroom called Peaches the flucking thing wakes us up like Fc every night just for the hell of it....
wrats xx
xx

9 Jan 2007

wow, hey abi, thats really scarey..glad youre okay though...and on a less serious note...lucky pussy for sharing a bed with you!

9 Jan 2007

Quote by wild rose and the stag
we now have a very expensive cat living in our bedroom called Peaches the flucking thing wakes us up like Fc every night just for the hell of it....
wrats xx
xx

Yeah, been meaning to talk with you two about that !!!!
You could have warned me that at sharp every morning he was going to be climbing all over me, rubbing his face against me and purring in my ear !!!
Now, where in the fuck do I find a human like that ???? ( note no gender :twisted: )

10 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene
we now have a very expensive cat living in our bedroom called Peaches the flucking thing wakes us up like Fc every night just for the hell of it....
wrats xx
xx

Yeah, been meaning to talk with you two about that !!!!
You could have warned me that at sharp every morning he was going to be climbing all over me, rubbing his face against me and purring in my ear !!!
Now, where in the fuck do I find a human like that ???? ( note no gender :twisted: )
<< uummm not here...... smile

10 Jan 2007

My pussy's still missing after 5 days :cry:

11 Jan 2007

Quote by Abilene
we now have a very expensive cat living in our bedroom called Peaches the flucking thing wakes us up like Fc every night just for the hell of it....
wrats xx
xx

Yeah, been meaning to talk with you two about that !!!!
You could have warned me that at sharp every morning he was going to be climbing all over me, rubbing his face against me and purring in my ear !!!
Now, where in the fuck do I find a human like that ???? ( note no gender :twisted: )
Puuurrrrrr puuuurrrrrr :twisted:

11 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
My pussy's still missing after 5 days :cry:

get the ladyshave out ......you might find its still there rolleyes

12 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
My pussy's still missing after 5 days :cry:

Awww, sorry to hear that, Sassy. :therethere: I hope he or she comes home soon.

Quote by Abilene
I know that smell.
GAS !!!!

Well done FC Smudge! What was the cause of the smell of gas, Abi?

12 Jan 2007

Quote by markz
My pussy's still missing after 5 days :cry:

get the ladyshave out ......you might find its still there rolleyes

13 Jan 2007

Hurrah for your cat Abi.
Im so bloody tired I'm bound to forget to ask you about this later on tonight.
Regards
HarryJones