get a tube of Ky gel, wine, dinner, candles etc
Does your wife know you are here and what you are planning?
Sex isn't everything, but it is an important component of a relationship. Have you tried to find out why your wife is finding you less sexually desirably than she used to, and what type of thing does turn her on now? Communication is the key to a successful relationship; working around problems is never a good idea, problems need to be worked out, because otherwise they'll never go away.
Or if you want to pursue the casual adultery angle, my tip would be to mention your age on your ad.
Hi Sarah,
Don't be daft! She K-I-L-L me!!!!!! SLOWLY!!!!! probably starting with a rusty blunt knife!
The wine & stuff hasn't really worked - BUT haven't tried the KY idea!!!!!
Thanx x
Hey Surrey Couple,
It's easy to sit back and comment on other people's problems - I don't expect help from everyone - but if you're just gonna criticise, I don't expect it and I don't need it!!!
Thanks for you 'help'
Stu
Stu - have you thought, and this is just a thought and highly improbable, unlikely, way off beam, questionable, extremely debatable lets all brainstorm idea type of thought, that it could be.............................................
YOU?
hahaha another joker in the file under "B" - yep you guessed it - for BIN!
THANX for your 'help' too.
ps It just can't be me.... can it! hehehe
I have the answer:
You can get breast reduction and penis enlargement.........
... so why not go for a penis reduction......
failing that............. don't stick it in all the way...........
You asked for advice. People are giving it to you. JonJon's advice was extremely sensible.
Throwing a tantrum because you don't like the advice you're given isn't exactly the best way to endear yourself to people.
Hi JonJon,
The last message was for the fat white cat thingy!
YOU'RE 100% correct!!!!
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing here...... I'm gone - don't need it!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CRITICAL ANALYSIS OF MY POSTING - I NEEDED THAT!
Listen the rest of you...... don't just judge..... JonJon has a point (or two) and makes LOADS of sense...
No worries, good luck :cheers:
So things aren't working out with your wife so you decide to place an ad here looking for women,well thats your first mistake,you then start to justify why you are doing it with it's her not of the people here give you a bit of a ribbing and you don't like it second talking to your wife rather than looking for sex on here it's not always the solution!
Suggest swinging to her and see what she says she might like the idea you never know
Me and Chris have never been closer we have been open and honest with each other and that helps plus the sex is great the day after :twisted:
Seriously if she finds out by looking on your computer and you haven’t told her she will be devastated and think you can’t talk about things any more
Molly xx
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Normally i use that line when people say are you coming,,,,,
(Hmm people quicker than me at typing, but that was to Happy Cats comment
im no expert but bottoming out isnt that comfortable from the womans point of view, im told its comparable to a kick in the nuts for some, take a step back mate, look deeper than the sex and im sure you will find whats really wrong, be prepared to accept it may not be just her as you have suggested, but then again it could be, too often blokes forget the fundamental basics to pleasing a woman, the windows need cleaning ,the roses ,the love , go back there and examine if you have changed from the days when you courted her to now, you may find answers there, anyway if you are happy to pop ads on here for sex outside of your relationship behind her back, take it from me your future with her is doomed, i know cos i was there as max boyce would say, unless of course yo change YOUR ways right now. good luck
staggy
On the size issue stu, are you to big or is she just small? Reason I ask is that I have seen lots of adds here where it says vwe and having seen the pics well it just isn’t true! Not that I am saying it’s not true in your case I hasten to add.
Perhaps its just she isn’t sexually interested in you any more and may be using the size issue as an excuse, I speak from experience here because I had a girlfriend once who used the excuse that I was to rich, i.e. had to much money! Well like you I just couldn’t understand it… don’t all girls like rich guys and big cocks was my thought.
Well after much heartache, and talking she finally admitted she wasn’t interested in me sexually any more, and to compound matters found me a bore and a typical male bigot. At first I was devastated but I just had to deal with it no matter how hard it was to my male ego. She is now very happy in a lesbian relationship on the island of Iona, and writes children novels.
Perhaps a solution to your problem could be the practice of “rubbing†it is used by gay males who do not want to have penetrative sex for whatever reason, so the penis is placed between the legs or the partner, (well lubed try Eros it generates heat and more sensation), you then proceed to thrust as normal, (30 to 45 seconds) and the partner grips and relaxes their thigh muscles as required to achieve the orgasm.
I haven’t tried it myself but know friends who it has worked for
On the comment to Surrey Couple, it is an open forum stu and they, just like you are entitled to express an view, I believe the did it without malice of forethought, and in a respectful way even though some people could have been seen their comments as being judgmental.
I believe from some of the comments in the chat room, that potently there may be a number of people on swinging heaven do not condone cheating on partners, not that I am suggesting you are you understand. It’s just something I simply wouldn’t do however.
What's bottoming out? :confused: I had no idea there was such a huge vocabulary for sex stuff...
Sounds like Stu's wife is trying to find an excuse not to have sex while she's figuring something out... Even with huge ones, there must be ways for her to stay in control. i can't really see how advertising for other people is going to help his situation though...
( reason will become clear to anyone interested later)........
