Me and my house mates where just talking and having a giggle about naked men, so thought I'd ask all the girls and boys.........
What is the worst thing to say to a naked man?
Are you just cold or is it always that small :giggle:
Is it in?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Did you mean centimetres?
damn!! that reminds me I forgot to buy the chipolatas!!
and the walnuts :twisted:
Its ok I have a vibrator........
Hope your tongue is longer than that.
is the end meant to be that colour?
That looks like a penis .............
...only smaller :shock:
I've seen a documentary on Channel 4 about people with ones like that.
It's not the size, it's what you do with it...........you better be bloody any good!
Hang on. I'll get my glasses.
It's not that cold in here is it?
Your parents had a sick sense of humour calling you Richard.
H.x
It's not what's said that hurts it's the look of pity in their eyes
Well you've just blown the shoe size theory aint ya
I see your not pleased to see me! :shock: