New Boots

28 Nov 2005

Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

28 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

Erm.........you could try inserting a rampant rabbit into each boot, switching on and leaving until the batteries run out!
:giggle: :giggle:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

Erm.........you could try inserting a rampant rabbit into each boot, switching on and leaving until the batteries run out!
:giggle: :giggle:
Waste her rabbit batteries on my boots ?? are you trying to get my nuts roasted by any chance ?

28 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

Erm.........you could try inserting a rampant rabbit into each boot, switching on and leaving until the batteries run out!
:giggle: :giggle:
Waste her rabbit batteries on my boots ?? are you trying to get my nuts roasted by any chance ?
NN'll never know. You can give her some brand new ones and see if she notices the difference? dunno

:whistling:
:uhoh: bolt

28 Nov 2005

It's easy sleazy (oohhh I'm a poet :grin smile

........... all yer do is wear em.... don't take em off, eat in em, sleep in em, shower in em, shag in em, go to work in em...... they'll soon break in :)

28 Nov 2005

lend them to someone with fat feet biggrin

29 Nov 2005

well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

Dare I ask what sort of boots they are?
On a more serious note, stuffing them with crushed up newpaper and leaving them for a day or two can sometimes help. It works best if you do it several times and wear them in between.

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Deviated Prevert
Dare I ask what sort of boots they are?

New Rocks :twisted:

29 Nov 2005

Only one way to soften and stretch leather boots- my old man taught me with my first pair of parade boots - p*ss in 'em, leave them to soak over night rinst them out, stand in a bath of cold water for an hour, them stuff them with newspaper and let them dry our without any artificial heat
It works!

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Yorks_Dave
Only one way to soften and stretch leather boots- my old man taught me with my first pair of parade boots - p*ss in 'em, leave them to soak over night rinst them out, stand in a bath of cold water for an hour, them stuff them with newspaper and let them dry our without any artificial heat
It works!

so your piss has to be cold then :shock:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Dare I ask what sort of boots they are?

New Rocks :twisted:
:twisted:
Dark faints lol

29 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

Â£165 :scared: i'd want Boots the fekin chemist for that much

29 Nov 2005

Quote by Yorks_Dave
Only one way to soften and stretch leather boots- my old man taught me with my first pair of parade boots - p*ss in 'em, leave them to soak over night rinst them out, stand in a bath of cold water for an hour, them stuff them with newspaper and let them dry our without any artificial heat
It works!

mmmmmmm we were taught that in the forces too :shock:
but a more 'unyucky' way is put them on stand in warm water for a while, walk around to the boot molds to the foot, then stand in cold water to set the leather. Take them off, put scrunched up newspaper in until the boot is solid with it, leave to dry naturally.
OR
go to a decent shoe shop and buy a pair of boot/shoe stretchers

if you had more time would probably have been able to get you them as my dads company sells/sold them.

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
Waste her rabbit batteries on my boots ?? are you trying to get my nuts roasted by any chance ?

More like complete removal of you genitals, no pain relief given :twisted:
You would have to be really stupid confused

29 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

Â£165 :scared: i'd want Boots the fekin chemist for that much
Im glad im not married to you wink

tight arse git.

29 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

Â£165 :scared: i'd want Boots the fekin chemist for that much.
haaaaaaha class .
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

29 Nov 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Only one way to soften and stretch leather boots- my old man taught me with my first pair of parade boots - p*ss in 'em, leave them to soak over night rinst them out, stand in a bath of cold water for an hour, them stuff them with newspaper and let them dry our without any artificial heat
It works!

mmmmmmm we were taught that in the forces too :shock:
but a more 'unyucky' way is put them on stand in warm water for a while, walk around to the boot molds to the foot, then stand in cold water to set the leather. Take them off, put scrunched up newspaper in until the boot is solid with it, leave to dry naturally.
OR
go to a decent shoe shop and buy a pair of boot/shoe stretchers
this is the one you need but make sure you feed the leather saddle soap is great keeps the learter real soft smile

if you had more time would probably have been able to get you them as my dads company sells/sold them.

29 Nov 2005

well, apparently if you stick a load of potato peelings in them, and leave them for 48 hours, they'll be all nice and soft just in time for the munch! i kid you not! googles quite informative on the potato peeling issue.

To stretch tight shoes, pack with potato peelings and leave for 48hrs.

Take fresh potato peelings and stuff them into the dyed shoes. Leave the shoes alone for a couple of days, and they should fit perfectly.

or you could get tricksy with a freezer bag . . .

To stretch shoes, slip a leak-proof plastic bag into the shoe, fill with water, ensuring it fills the shoe completely. Close securely and freeze. The water expands and stretches the shoe.

sounds like a load of old cobblers to me!
did ya get it? load of old cobblers? shoes? right . . . cobblers make shoes ok? oh . . . and boots as well? Oh FFS i give up! rolleyes

n x x x ;)

29 Nov 2005

Just do what us women do all the time - wear them anyway and smile even though you're in incredible agony and then, when you can't take it any more and everyone's too drunk to notice, take them off and spend the rest of the evening in bare feet. Then, when YOU'RE really drunk, put them back on again and you won't notice the pain till the next morning! blink

The newspaper thing works too though biggrin

29 Nov 2005

Fallen Angel? Were your feet black as sin after Marcusos party, too?
Re: Cost of said boots, and incredulity of spouse/partner - talk to Jas (or Timmy, depending on which side of the fence you're on)

29 Nov 2005

well what a truly helpfull lot you are....... having read through idea's thus far i just just.....filled a bag full of potato peelings, pissed in it, stuffed it in me boots, but the whole thing in a bin liner, pissed in that and chucked it in the chest freezer.......will let ya know how it goes on saturday lol

29 Nov 2005

Go to a shoe store and purchase a product called Leather Stretch . Put on some socks, spray the boots and insert your padded foot into them. Keep them there for about half an hour. You can repeat the process.
The only way it won't work is if the boot is reinforced with a plastic liner, or stitching right where you need it stretched.
Good luck.

29 Nov 2005

A tin of beans and newpaper !!! :giggle:
Stuff the beans in (unopened) scrunch the newpaper and force into any gaps with a bread knife !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29 Nov 2005

beans ?
Do they still sell those ... oh how i remember my student days.....
lmao

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
beans ?
Do they still sell those ... oh how i remember my student days.....
lmao

OK ......... a tin of peaches
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
Help..... got me some new boots off the internet, they arrived today in plenty of time for the munch on saturday but alas... one is a tad on the tight across my I want all the old wives tales, rumours and scientific evidence for which is the best way to stretch and soften leather quickly............. over to you guys

starve the fat foot

29 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

Â£165 :scared: i'd want Boots the fekin chemist for that much
you fooking tight arsed git
we went to cloggs in Brum and spent Â£419 on 3 pairs of new rocks, pair for me, pair for him and one for the daughter for good luck lmao

29 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well my vote goes for.....seeing as these boots cost 165 quid :shock: yes you did read that right :!: take them back, get a refund and give me the dosh :grin:

Â£165 :scared: i'd want Boots the fekin chemist for that much
you fooking tight arsed git
we went to cloggs in Brum and spent Â£419 on 3 pairs of new rocks, pair for me, pair for him and one for the daughter for good luck lmao
I said exactly the same a you NN, i would NOT put up with that rolleyes

29 Nov 2005

Wrap a potato (larger than your foot) in newspaper and leave it overnight inside the boots.. dunno

I done that for my sons parade boots and it worked... Just an idea.