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Not another newbie...Yes I am..be gentle with me!

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Hello to all here. Just found this site and it seems to be exactly what I am looking for. As a single bi fem I have tried many sites, but so often been put off, hoping this one will provide what i am looking for. I am a lady with attitude...sexual and otherwise, so I hope that this site is open enough to welcome me! Have fun you folks!
Lady WA
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Welcome LadyWA. Hope you will find what you are looking for and have fun in the forum at the mean time.
Thank you for the warm welcome
LadyWA
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Hello LadyWA wave :wave: :wave:
Great to have you aboard. One bit of advice:
Stay out of the GFZ !!!
I look forward to you joining in and us putting that attitude of yours to the test lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome Lady WA!
Good to have another lady to help us infiltrate the GFZ (Girly Free Zone). May I also entice you to join the Swinging Heaven WI (HRT)? New members are always welcome.
Have fun in the forum!
Sappho xxx
Hiya LadyWA wave
Welcome to the forum - enjoy biggrin
Welcome Lady WA!
I've only been here a week and they've made me feel very welcome. All the more remarkable when you consider I'm only 23 years old and male. I'd like to think I've done my bit in breaking a few stereotypes.
(SUBTEXT: God, I'm good!)
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Just found this site and it seems to be exactly what I am looking for. Lady WA

Hi Lady WA
I think most of the regulars on here can say that it is exactly what they have been looking for.
TS
Kat shouts from the GFZ - Bah Humbug
*Shuffles off muttering to himself about too many bloomin women in this place already, and now we have one with bloomin attitude.*
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Kat
Ignore him Lady he is a boring old curmudgeon... no doubt Kit will agre... am sure he has his moments ....
No, don't be so mean gman. Kat is lovely, cuddly, sweet, charming, handsome, athletic, generous, thoughtful, kind and sooooo sexy.
and if you believe that :bs: you will get on with all the other nutters in here. Welcome LadyWA - if you see Kat -
slap him !
Kit
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Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!!!
Alex x x
If you see the GFZ open - get in there and give 'em hell!
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Kat is lovely, cuddly, sweet, charming, handsome, athletic, generous, thoughtful, kind and sooooo sexy.

You've gone and made the same mistake that everyone makes, Kit. You see, there's two of them using the same login. Kit is the lovely, cuddly, sweet... I'll just skip straight to sexy, sexy, sexy one. It's an easy mistake to make.
OI - I can here everything you lot are saying! - You wait till I get out of here! mad
Oh yes. We don't see nearly enough of Kit...
(checks photos and rephrases)
...we don't see enough of Kit nearly often enough.
Kat faintly echoed:
OI - I can here everything you lot are saying! - You wait till I get out of here!
Well, I wouldn't worry about anything he says, he will be locked in the GFZ for considerably longer than a week for missing me off his Top Ten list rolleyes and.......... anybody caught sneaking him supplies will be hauled up before the SHWI committee. There to be judged and awarded a suitable penalty :twisted:
wave Hi Gman and Djohn wink
Kit
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*Kat! - Pssssttt! - Bag of goodies - beer - Yorkies (you can see where the girlies have been trying to open them!) - batteries for the remote and Dawn has agreed to come in and do the laundry for you on Wednesday - If you need to get out for an hour at beer o clock on Thursday SteveG and me will smuggle you out - code is 3 taps followed by 2 taps on the door - catch you later - gotta go - seen Kit lurking about here somewhere and can still smell her perfume!*
Fred, I thought you were in there with him ????
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Fred, I thought you were in there with him ????

I was going to go with him Sarge but it seems that we scared BlueEyes off at the last minute. Something tells me her memory of forthcoming social events put her in mind of a hasty retreat. PLUS I gave her a Yorkie to try and open which always works! :twisted: :twisted:
Need to go check on the Premiership title race! wink
Fred
Time to get this thread back on track!!
Welcome LadyWA!! wave
You may have noticed that threads can easily get hijacked around here. Nevertheless, it is good to have you with us.
Join in and have fun.
Welcome Lady WA from your official Erotic Artist in Residence.
Mozzerella
Hello Lady WA
We are newbies too - we only signed up yesterday!
Maybe we will get to know each other...........
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Welcome to SH Tasha & Martin -
Have fun in the forum! (Ignore Kat, he's no lady despite his penchant for sussies.)
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A very warm welcome LayWA, sorry it took me so long.
I do hope you have some fun in the cafe. I take my coffee black with one sugar thanks. You usually find me laying on the couch over in the corner, sifting through pictures for the SH WI calendar. Feel free to join me.
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Hiya Tasha and Martin,
Welcome to Swinging Heaven.
Have fun
LHK
Kat
P.S. Ignore Sappho, she is just sulking because my legs look better in stockings than hers.
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I've never seen your legs in stockings Kat, but that won't stop me disagreeing with you!
Greetings Lady WA... i'm sure you'll fit in just perfect
Steve
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Hi Lady WA,
Welcome, and welcome to the other newbies as well - I am one as well. January must be a record month for newbies. Does this happen every year - is it like gym memberships going up just after Christmas or is this year special?
From what I gather you will find Bi-Fems very popular in the scene. I know a couple in the next village down here in the West Country and they are very nice indeed. Where are you based?
Have fun.
Red Baron
WOW! What a response, wasn't expecting a thread hijack on my first post though.....I can see there is much work to be done, I am starting to feel at home and can see some fun challenges ahead. lol
Thank you to all who greeted me, I am off to investigate the SHWI and the GFZ and after all that hard work I think I join Wilma on the couch with a coffee, what a lovely invitation!
Keep the good work up girls, lets give these thread hijacking, good for nothing men a taste of there own medicine!!!! biggrin :D :D :D :D
Love LadyWA
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Hello to Tasha and Martin too!! Which also gives me an excuse to use the new welcome emoticon: :welcome:
And this.................
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P.S. Ignore Sappho, she is just sulking because my legs look better in stockings than hers.
...gives me the chance to use this - duel
Oh, and for the record: No they don't Kat! :smitten:
Woo-hoo!! That's 400!! Finally! :happy:
LadyWA and Tash and Martin
all of you - welcome to SH. You will definitely have fun here - we all do :cheers:
Mal
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