Oh dear I'm a noobie

1 Jul 2004

*cautiously inserts toe into water* cool

Just a brief and friendly hello.
I'm 36, single, male (yes another one) and live in London. Joined this site ages ago but can't for the life of me remember my username. I've had a little experience but wouldn't quite put myself in the fully fledged category just yet.
I've got pics of me but not sure about posting on a site like this just yet ~ I'm sure you understand. (I ain't too bad looking though, even if I do say so meself wink

)
Anyway I like to have a laugh, get on with people and try not to be too pushy ~ saying that though I'm a dirty minded bugger and have needs like the rest of us :wink:

1 Jul 2004

Hiya WaterPistol wave

grabs his dipped toe and drags him in up to his neck :twisted:
Welcome and have fun biggrin

1 Jul 2004

:welcome: er, back Waterpistol.
Regards LC.

1 Jul 2004

:welcome:

1 Jul 2004

Thanks people for the welcomes ~ I'm sure I'll get to know how it works here in time
I've got a stinking cold at the mo so I reckon its time for bed, kust gonna have a poke around the rest of the site before I go though smile

1 Jul 2004

Quote by Waterpistol
kust gonna poke the rest of the site members before I go though

Blimey, a couple of people say hello and he thinks he can shag the lot of us! :shock: :lol2:
Welcome aboard Waterpistol, have fun :twisted:

1 Jul 2004

Bugger, I'm making typos already redface

anyway, still poking wink

1 Jul 2004

:welcome: waterpistol
Have lots of fun mate
Dave_Notts

1 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
kust gonna poke the rest of the site members before I go though

Blimey, a couple of people say hello and he thinks he can shag the lot of us! :shock: :lol2:
Welcome aboard Waterpistol, have fun :twisted:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

1 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Blimey, a couple of people say hello and he thinks he can shag the lot of us! :shock: :lol2:

You've spotted my lack of moral standards already then? Anyway II don't expect to shag all of you ~ just the women :P

1 Jul 2004

Quote by Waterpistol
Blimey, a couple of people say hello and he thinks he can shag the lot of us! :shock: :lol2:

You've spotted my lack of moral standards already then? Anyway II don't expect to shag all of you ~ just the women :P
So your going to shag all the women?.. Have you told them that?....erm..ladies
Magik

1 Jul 2004

Quote by the_magik_s
So your going to shag all the women?.. Have you told them that?....erm..ladies
Magik

Damn I knew there would be some technical problems like this ~ ah well, back to plan B then

1 Jul 2004

well confidence level is definately a good platorm to start off on id say!.. lol

1 Jul 2004

I'm just used to forums. I also run a couple of much tamer ones.
It can be quite daunting to try and 'get in with' a new community, so I just take the plunge and throw myself in. (hopefully without upsetting too many people in the process)

2 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
grabs his dipped toe and drags him in up to his neck :twisted:

Quote by Waterpistol
so I just take the plunge and throw myself in.

Have I come to the right place.........I am still on a swinging site aren't I and not a swimming site confused

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Dawn :silly:

2 Jul 2004

Hi Waterpistol biggrin

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
the plunge and throw myself in.

Have I come to the right place.........I am still on a swinging site aren't I and not a swimming site confused

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And don't forget we got Davej wandering around aimlessly somewhere - yelling at some poor bugger, instead of talking nicely, cos he's got water in his ears rolleyes

Davej >>>>

2 Jul 2004

Hello waterpistol from mr and mrs davej welcome aboard

Quote by MISSCHIEF
And don't forget we got Davej wandering around aimlessly somewhere - yelling at some poor bugger, instead of talking nicely, cos he's got water in his ears
Davej >>>>

water in my ears....water on the knee....falling apart at the seams I am.

2 Jul 2004

Well waterpistol if you are going to try shagging all the women perhaps this little story may help lol

Two bulls, one young one old are standing in a field looking at a herd of cows.
'Hey' says the young bull 'lets run over and fuck some of those cows'
The old bull looks at him and says 'No, lets walk over and fuck all of them'
Moral - pace yourself :P

2 Jul 2004

Well I've had my moments ~

2 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I am still on a swinging site aren't I and not a swimming site :

Well I was lhoping to find someone to sit on my boat :P

2 Jul 2004

welcome from me to cool

2 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
welcome from me to

Hello ~ erm, did you use your nose to type that? biggrin

2 Jul 2004

my nose :shock: no just sticky fingers
i feel a joke comeing here from mr water pistol rolleyes

2 Jul 2004

Quote by redstilletto
my nose :shock: no just sticky fingers
i feel a joke comeing here from mr water pistol

Nah, ~ I was just looking at your avatar wink

2 Jul 2004

yes this girl has skills wink

2 Jul 2004

Water pistol,
don't be daft, she is a trained nipple touch typist
dilbert
by the way Hi

2 Jul 2004

Last time I tried typing without my fingers I just got accused of being a clever dick
I'll get me coat

2 Jul 2004

clever dick
nah dont get your coat we kinda like ya

2 Jul 2004

Thank you ~
I have noticed that a lot of people seem to join, say hello, realise they're not gonna get laid immediately and then never come back again biggrin