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Quote by midlandsmale39
im 1 pant short of my full collection
Erm... Don't they cum in pairs?!
Quote by midlandsmale39
Rosie the sheep that has my pants?????
Oi, moy luvverrr! Thought you said you were in Staffs, not Somerset! :P
~Reese!
Orgasminator
Do you reckon my pants could be in Sommerset, i reckon theyve been kidnapped and ill start getting postcards from around the world from them, i need my pants , they were in a two pack and the other pants are missing them.
If you see my pants please let me know where they are, i really hope one of last nights gang got into them by er mistake and perhaps are keeping them as souvenir of their triumph over my underwear.
If you see my pants please let me know where they are, i really hope one of last nights gang got into them by er mistake and perhaps are keeping them as souvenir of their triumph over my underwear.
Orgasminator
i did have them on for a minute or two before they disappeared , getting me out of my pants that quick strikes me as very lucky pants as lucky pants go
Sex God
It might be that your pants have joined a number of single socks that dissapear from my house each year Mids. Havn't got a clue where they go but they seem to dissapear between the sock draw, laundry basket and washing machine. Yep I reckon your pants may well be lost for ever in the clothing equivelent of the Bermuda Triangle.
Orgasminator
ive got a photofit pic up now as my avatar, im getting worried theyvee been gone for some time and not a word not even a text message.
Orgasminator
just a quick update on the pants front , they have been found , in fact they are now stuffed and mounted as a tropy at willing but nervous' home, hope she stuffed them with something realistic like a courgette or marrow!!!! 
Orgasminator
ok errrr a jumbo sausage , perhaps i should let the lady explain , mind you shes a bit honest for my liking might tell the truth
Orgasminator
i have redeemed the pants , she hardly put up a struggle too bless her, never known a girl so easily parted with pants before , all it took was a cup of tea and a a pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease give me those pants.
Quote by midlandsmale39
well as you may have noticed from the title having returned home now and unpacked it would seem im 1 pant short of my full collection that made the original journey not 36 hours ago, so who has got my pants
I can understand how you might lose them in "flagrante delicto" but am unsure how you didn't discover it until you unpacked. When you pulled up your Keck's didn't you say to yourself, "I'm sure I always wear something else with these?"
Did you not notice an unstayed member making its own arrangements homeward bound?
Clarification please
Orgasminator
Quote by musketeer
well as you may have noticed from the title having returned home now and unpacked it would seem im 1 pant short of my full collection that made the original journey not 36 hours ago, so who has got my pants
I can understand how you might lose them in "flagrante delicto" but am unsure how you didn't discover it until you unpacked. When you pulled up your Keck's didn't you say to yourself, "I'm sure I always wear something else with these?"
Did you not notice an unstayed member making its own arrangements homeward bound?
Clarification please
arh quite simple really, one i often go commando however on this occasion as i was on a sleep over id packed a more than adequate supply of boxers , two out of the three were matching so i really didnt spot the missing pants till i got back to chez mids, see quite simple really but thanks for your interest
Master of Sex
they are back in my possesion
