phone sex...ladys whats the best ......

1 Sep 2005

hi ladys serious question partner going away for a few days and joked we can always
have phone sex...whats the best way to start the conversation?
does your partner say to you what he thinks he might be wanting you to do?
and does it end up in self pleasuring or does he just say nice things hoping that
when you see him next the first thing you want to do is bed him,
HELP!

1 Sep 2005

Ask Riff Raff - he's fab at it :twisted:
Jas
XXX

1 Sep 2005

Quote by southerncouple
hi ladys serious question partner going away for a few days and joked we can always
have phone sex...whats the best way to start the conversation?
does your partner say to you what he thinks he might be wanting you to do?
and does it end up in self pleasuring or does he just say nice things hoping that
when you see him next the first thing you want to do is bed him,
HELP!

Well if you have been told he's phoning at a certain time , i suggest you don't sit there awaiting a call, getting turned on.. all nekkid and having a fumble with yourself, with a bit of porn on in the background only to pick the phone up when it rings and say: I'm nekkid and hard ( blokes version) and I would love to be nekkid next to you now... in fact i have my hand around my cock.... and i'm throbbing!
.............Oh, hello Mum! :doh:
Make sure you know who you are talking to first!

1 Sep 2005

you'l know what to do.......if you feel good and miss them....think horny...the rest will follow..

1 Sep 2005

I have never seen the point of phone sex myself, if i have a play with myself i'd sooner have both hands free not trying to talk on the phone as well

1 Sep 2005

I once tried phone sex.... didn't get very far.... felt so stupid and didn't have a clue wot to say....LOL
So i have to say.... its defo not for me.... I prefare the real action

1 Sep 2005

lube the phone up first

:rotflmao: ...i know , but the old ones are the best...

1 Sep 2005

Quote by teppic
lube the phone up first :rotflmao: ...i know , but the old ones are the best...

Or even,,
"Can you use a dictaphone?"
"Yes, but i find it easyer to use my fingers" rolleyes

I`ll get me coat confused

1 Sep 2005

Quote by southerncouple
phone sex...whats the best way to start the conversation?

I'd start with "HELLO" and take it from there
rolleyes

1 Sep 2005

Just breathe heavy..........

1 Sep 2005

i agree with lilmiss, i done it a few times, u just brathe heavily say yes! and all that and just say what u feeling at that time, just go for it :twisted:

1 Sep 2005

Quote by southerncouple
hi ladys serious question partner going away for a few days and joked we can always
have phone sex...whats the best way to start the conversation?
does your partner say to you what he thinks he might be wanting you to do?
and does it end up in self pleasuring or does he just say nice things hoping that
when you see him next the first thing you want to do is bed him,
HELP!

A few dirty text messages during the day (especially if he's stuck in a meeting :twisted: ) are a really good start, think of it as phone foreplay. Don't rush, I like to text instructions of how, when and where I want him when I call (if I'm initiating) and describe things is very slow, precise details...you know what he likes and vice versa, all you really need to do is describe it!
Don't be put off if you want to laugh, the first time can seem odd....the text messages will help put you in the mood, anticipation works wonders!

1 Sep 2005

Did it once. A friend who once had a partner who spent a lot of time in the States so he got good at it. He dropped his voice - got seductive. Just described what he would have done had we been together. It was hot and I had the window open, a breeze blowing over me, and just the novelty and eroticism of it turned me on. Mutual self-pleasuring is what it was. And very nice too.
Jezzay.

1 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
A few dirty text messages during the day (especially if he's stuck in a meeting :twisted: ) are a really good start, think of it as phone foreplay.
....the text messages will help put you in the mood, anticipation works wonders!

That DEFINATELY does it for me :twisted: :twisted:
I love sex text when I'm at work, you can do it surrounded by work mates and nobody knows any different!! wink

1 Sep 2005

I tried fucking a phone once, but it told me to sod off cos it had an ache in its receiver that was giving it some jip wink

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1 Sep 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Ask Riff Raff - he's fab at it :twisted:
Jas
XXX

is that on his bike or off it rotflmao

1 Sep 2005

I answered an ad some years ago, by a single fem. She was getting non stop calls. With each call she wanked herself off. I could hear her flaps slapping in the backgroound.
When we met, we had sex, but she also answered some more calls, and wanked off as well.
Quite a girl!

1 Sep 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I answered an ad some years ago, by a single fem. She was getting non stop calls. With each call she wanked herself off. I could hear her flaps slapping in the backgroound.
When we met, we had sex, but she also answered some more calls, and wanked off as well.
Quite a girl!

omg is this a good thing???? i think id be offended if the person i was with answered the phone during sex.
flaps slapping confused

never been into phone sex, im with naughtynymphos on this one.
xx fem xxx

1 Sep 2005

I usually start with "how much do you charge" bolt

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Ask Riff Raff - he's fab at it :twisted:
Jas
XXX

Thank you, kind lady.
Recognition at last.
If only the book reviewers and film critics were as generous wink

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3 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
hi ladys serious question partner going away for a few days and joked we can always
have phone sex...whats the best way to start the conversation?
does your partner say to you what he thinks he might be wanting you to do?
and does it end up in self pleasuring or does he just say nice things hoping that
when you see him next the first thing you want to do is bed him,
HELP!

A few dirty text messages during the day (especially if he's stuck in a meeting :twisted: ) are a really good start, think of it as phone foreplay. Don't rush, I like to text instructions of how, when and where I want him when I call (if I'm initiating) and describe things is very slow, precise details...you know what he likes and vice versa, all you really need to do is describe it!
Don't be put off if you want to laugh, the first time can seem odd....the text messages will help put you in the mood, anticipation works wonders!
Yep that's it, exchange a few texts, we start up on the texts and go to the phone for the final lap. It helps both parties to be a bit noisy!!! Lay it on a bit and it helps your day.

3 Sep 2005

Quote by markz
I usually start with "how much do you charge"

I'm with Mark, can't really see the attraction and at a minute (I assume!!!) it's a tad expensive.
Scott

4 Sep 2005

Quote by musketeer
hi ladys serious question partner going away for a few days and joked we can always
have phone sex...whats the best way to start the conversation?
does your partner say to you what he thinks he might be wanting you to do?
and does it end up in self pleasuring or does he just say nice things hoping that
when you see him next the first thing you want to do is bed him,
HELP!

A few dirty text messages during the day (especially if he's stuck in a meeting :twisted: ) are a really good start, think of it as phone foreplay. Don't rush, I like to text instructions of how, when and where I want him when I call (if I'm initiating) and describe things is very slow, precise details...you know what he likes and vice versa, all you really need to do is describe it!
Don't be put off if you want to laugh, the first time can seem odd....the text messages will help put you in the mood, anticipation works wonders!
Yep that's it, exchange a few texts, we start up on the texts and go to the phone for the final lap. It helps both parties to be a bit noisy!!! Lay it on a bit and it helps your day.
:twisted:
Just thought of another plus for texting: if you're not accustomed to or a little embarrassed by talking dirty, texting can help you get used to expressing yourself in a certain way and it'll be a lot easier to say those words out loud wink

They don't have to be long messages, sending a bit at a time prolongs the excitement!