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FredFlintstone
Sex God
Well......
Don't get me started! These are just some of our experiences!
Pics with kids school pictures close up on the wall behind
Pics which include the Children and Grandchildren in a family shot
Pics from people who claim they will take high quality porno pics for you which are badly lit, and show the empty beer cans on the fireplace
Pics of people with antlers growing out of their heads
Pics of rooms in the background that look like the relatives from "Keeping up appearances" front room
Pics of single guys with make up on the dressing table or wedding rings on
Pics of genitals so close up you feel like helping out and plucking the stray hair they missed
Pics from non-smokers with an ashtray on the table behind them overflowing with fag ends
Pics from people who say they are mid 30's but who look older than your granny or you realise the pic is so old the colours have all washed out before it was scanned
Pics from couples where the 2 pictures are so different and they have not got one of them together that you wonder how stupid they think you really are
Pics where she says "I am a bit big, about an 18/20" when you realise she is talking about just one of her thighs
Pics of cocks which are gripped so hard at the base and pulled outwards to make it bigger that his knuckles are white
But what makes us really howl the most is we look at the decor and surroundings as part of the overall picture we try to build up about the people that we do look for english plugs and sockets, nice decor and furniture etc. etc.
Snobbish? I don't think so - it is just that we have so little to build a picture up about people before you meet them that you go for any information you can get!
Does it lead to assumptions and mistakes - of course it will - but at least we have tried to judge as we see fit at the time.
But some people just catch your eye and you never even see the bath panel falling off! wink :wink: :wink:
Fred
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by FredFlintstone
we do look for english plugs and sockets,

Yahoooooo!! It's not just me!!! Thankyou Fred.
Oh, how did your week away go ??
FredFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh, how did your week away go ??

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
That is all I will say before certain people start to blush!
Fred
bluexxx
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Bloody hell Fred, you're a right finicky bugger aren't you!!!!! :shock: It's been a real eye opener this thread, jokes aside, I've never studied a pic, any pic, in the detail that some of you guys seem to.... For my next outdoor shots I shall try and get some nice scenery in there for you outdoor types but for the indoor ones, I really do think I will need to move house to get the standard you require. Good job I'm selling my house soon in that case.... :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
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Pics of people with antlers growing out of their heads

flipa
lol :lol: Did you think I wouldn't notice?
lhk
curious_karrie
Sexlightened
My last message didnt show up, so here i go again.
For one day only, for the benefit of certain people, you may view my interior decor. I hope everybody appoves biggrin
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
I couldn't see any sockets there Karrie. Well, not electrical ones anyway !!!
Jas_Tim
Sex God
Fred did you have to tell everyone about the bath panel - I've been told off enough already :cry:
FredFlintstone
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
flipa lol :lol: Did you think I wouldn't notice?

But I mentioned no names! wink Don't forget the 20 sided - that's the one! rolleyes
Quote by tim-jas
Fred did you have to tell everyone about the bath panel - I've been told off enough already :cry:

And again....... :roll:
See, these were two very private jokes, til you two opened your mouths! Nobody else would have known that Kat sends out pictures of himself looking like a reindeer or that Jas has a very endearing pic of her all in bubbles with a cheeky grin! But oh no - you had to tell everyone didn't you? :twisted: :twisted:
Fred
DJohn
Sex God
That's a nice photo there, Karrie. I like the decor - very bold and modern.
Unfortunately some girlie wandered into shot while you were taking the photos. I have a suspicion that there's an excellent example of electrical fittings in the corner, but we can't see it!
Send her to the bedroom for a while, and try again.
curious_karrie
Sexlightened
She does get in the way doesnt she. I try to show all you deserving people a photo of my interior :shock: and somebody wanders into the shot. But yes, my electrics are stunning and in fine working order biggrin
DJohn
Sex God
I'm sure all of your bits and bobs are in excellent condition. It's particularly important with the electrical ones that they're tested regularly by a qualified professional.
But I don't need to tell you that. It looks like you know exactly what you're doing.