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Sexlightened
Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps 
If i come across any normal ones I will let you know:0)
If i come across any normal ones I will let you know:0) I know exactly what you mean, they do it for me as well. I had one with a threesome, you could even hear piccadilly radio on in the background 
, lovely lass, one average guy, and an overweight guy.
The lass made all the right sounds, not the usual porno screaming, and looked like they were all enjoying what was going on. Sadly I loanedit out and never saw it again.
I have a couple that I was sent in a swap of tight fetish, both girls are really skinny, and it doesn't do a great deal for us. :cry:
I hope you find some, if you do please let us know, or we could perhaps make our own.
, lovely lass, one average guy, and an overweight guy. The lass made all the right sounds, not the usual porno screaming, and looked like they were all enjoying what was going on. Sadly I loanedit out and never saw it again.
I have a couple that I was sent in a swap of tight fetish, both girls are really skinny, and it doesn't do a great deal for us. :cry:
I hope you find some, if you do please let us know, or we could perhaps make our own.
Sex God
Quote by glasgow_girl_30
Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps
Im here, lumps bumps and all
Whoops, just realised you are talking about porn stars
Orgasminator
mmmm lumps n bumps. i dont go for failed catwalk models in porn either. people come in all sorts of sexy shapes n sizes and the world is better for it.
Sexlightened
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps
Im here, lumps bumps and all
Whoops, just realised you are talking about porn stars
That make two of us :lol: although my two top lumps my other half coulnt live without :lol:
Sex God
Years and years ago when we got married, we hired a video camera and mate video'd the wedding, anyway on the 'Wedding Night' we decided to try the video out and make our very own porno. Now this was the first attempt at anything like this, so we set it all up on the tripod at the end of the bed and did out very best acting :shock:
Afterwards we decided to watch our Masterpiece only to find that the flaming tape had got itself mangled up in the hired video recorder :shock: :shock: Guess who made sure she wasnt around when the recorder went back to the shop with the said tape still stuck in side it
Afterwards we decided to watch our Masterpiece only to find that the flaming tape had got itself mangled up in the hired video recorder :shock: :shock: Guess who made sure she wasnt around when the recorder went back to the shop with the said tape still stuck in side it
Sexlightened
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Years and years ago when we got married, we hired a video camera and mate video'd the wedding, anyway on the 'Wedding Night' we decided to try the video out and make our very own porno. Now this was the first attempt at anything like this, so we set it all up on the tripod at the end of the bed and did out very best acting :shock:
Afterwards we decided to watch our Masterpiece only to find that the flaming tape had got itself mangled up in the hired video recorder :shock: :shock: Guess who made sure she wasnt around when the recorder went back to the shop with the said tape still stuck in side it
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I know we could make our own ........ but we prefer to watch the normal everyday people not the ones that have the make up, silicone tits, plastic surgery on thier face,pussy,arse and everything else
We watched one with a black bloke with a 12" cock and he rammed it up this womans arse and she never moaned once :shock: Fuck me i scream the house down when my boyfriend sticks it up my ass
normal everyday people for us i think it actually spoils a porno
We watched one with a black bloke with a 12" cock and he rammed it up this womans arse and she never moaned once :shock: Fuck me i scream the house down when my boyfriend sticks it up my ass
normal everyday people for us i think it actually spoils a porno
Sex God
Quote by Cheshire_CoupleI could give you the name and address of the shop we hired the video recorder from, as it was 15yrs ago they may have been able to unmangle the tape by now (but probably still not stopped laughing at our attempts)
I know we could make our own ........ but we prefer to watch the normal everyday people
Sex God
we have a origanal dvd from members from a sheff club in it, mind you love to know if any of ya in here on it 
we have a fab little home made collection and boy its beats many a proper dvd!!! there again i did summon up the courage to pop to the 'private' shop parked up got to the door looking all sheepish and looked up at the sign and it was some blokes corner shop!!! lmao .... its obviously closed down!!!!
so are these shops a thing of the past?
dvd!!! there again i did summon up the courage to pop to the 'private' shop parked up got to the door looking all sheepish and looked up at the sign and it was some blokes corner shop!!! lmao .... its obviously closed down!!!!so are these shops a thing of the past?
Warming the Bed
If your interested i have one from my younger activities....
(15yrs ago)It is on the origional small sony tape if you can do anything with it!
Lol ....i'd like to see it again myself.
It's about 20mins taken over a nights fun, i hope it's still ok ?
Warming the Bed
I did have some brit ones somewhere but think they've been deleted. Not what your after but i have a new one called Security Cam Chronicles which aint bad plenty of normal looking people at it.
Beware or big brother those camera's are watching you
Beware or big brother those camera's are watching you
Warming the Bed
Quote by glasgow_girl_30
Yeah the woman are all stick thin with no lumps and bumps
the videos ive made(and filmed) have been dealt with in a 2 copies way. One copy for each person(or couple)
You dont tend to show it to others in case they find out and show it to others....
or you can just light it and shoot it so that faces arent really visible..(dim light, but enough light always worked for me)
You dont tend to show it to others in case they find out and show it to others....
or you can just light it and shoot it so that faces arent really visible..(dim light, but enough light always worked for me)
Quote by Mister_Discreet
There's a whole genre of porn catering to your taste, try searching your favourive source for "Gonzo".
A good 'gonzo' series is Ben Dover, aka Steve Perry. Most of the women in his flicks are amateurs trying to break into porn or just supplementing student incomes, and they're mostly genuine from what I can see, although I only have 3 of his flicks. Not proper amateur, with the usual over-emphasis on anal and facials, but a nice 'halfway house' between amateur and pro. You have to put up with his gormless commentaries and patter, but the women are real women of all shapes, sizes and colours.
Of course, there's loads of amateur stuff out there, much of which is far from amateur, the term having been appropriated by the porn 'industry'. A nice independent site is Firegirls, which is a sort of workers' cooperative and fairly cheap and genuine. It's against posting policy to post links, but Google will see you right.
BTW, where the feck does the word "gonzo" come from? I always thought he was the manic drummer in the Muppets...
Mr Licks
