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Quote by Resonance
Bloke, how am I doing? I've never been Bi before so I want to make sure I'm doing it right? Is this what you do?
Chicken Tikka tell me what's wrong...

rotflmao
Sorry, that made me LOL and whoop.
Yes, you're doing well... you're definitely moving way past bi and down the scale towards fully fledged pufda... just lisp more and loads more jazz hands.. sweetie!
;)
And the arse aches come when you go
And the piles it's leavin..
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Bloke, how am I doing? I've never been Bi before so I want to make sure I'm doing it right? Is this what you do?
Chicken Tikka tell me what's wrong...

rotflmao
Sorry, that made me LOL and whoop.
Yes, you're doing well... you're definitely moving way past bi and down the scale towards fully fledged pufda... just lisp more and loads more jazz hands.. sweetie!
;)
And the arse aches come when you go
And the piles it's leavin..
Jazz hands are a must... plus a CD collection which includes a smattering of Streisand and show tunes.
:giggle:
Resonance
Sex God
Jazz hands? That isn't a spelling mistake is it?
I'm lacking Barbara in my CD I've failed.
Look into his angeleyes,
One look and your hypnotised,
He'll take your arse
and you must pay the price...
I could redeem myself though, I do have one Elton John, a smattering of Queen and most embarrassingly of all, "The artist formerly missing the letter 'l'", Dido.
Unknown User
Don't you have any Village People?
You can get yourself reamed
You can have a good feel
You can do it however you kneel
Resonance
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Don't you have any Village People?
You can get yourself reamed
You can have a good feel
You can do it however you kneel

:laughabove:
Young man!
Unknown User
oh my fucking word.....
what a bunch of genius' you are.... geniui?? Oh anyway. You are right clever.
Oldham_Bloke
Warming the Bed
Procrastinate now !! Don't put it off.
Unknown User
I procrastinated this morning, just before taking a bath, I guess I could be up for another.
lp
Unknown User
Quote by __random_orbit__
I procrastinated this morning, just before taking a bath, I guess I could be up for another.
lp

Well at least you bathed afterwards rolleyes I hope you douched as well :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
I procrastinated this morning, just before taking a bath, I guess I could be up for another.
lp

Well at least you bathed afterwards rolleyes I hope you douched as well :rascal:I never have... do you think I should?
lp
foxylady2209
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I procrastinated this morning, just before taking a bath, I guess I could be up for another.
lp

Well at least you bathed afterwards rolleyes I hope you douched as well :rascal:I never have... do you think I should?
lp
If you do, don't use bubble bath. You'll be blowing bubbles all day. :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by foxylady2209
I procrastinated this morning, just before taking a bath, I guess I could be up for another.
lp

Well at least you bathed afterwards rolleyes I hope you douched as well :rascal:I never have... do you think I should?
lp
If you do, don't use bubble bath. You'll be blowing bubbles all day. :giggle:but that could be such fun!!!
(though I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a West Ham Fan)
... are there specialist tools and equipment?
lp
Unknown User
Quote by __random_orbit__
I procrastinated this morning, just before taking a bath, I guess I could be up for another.
lp

Well at least you bathed afterwards rolleyes I hope you douched as well :rascal:I never have... do you think I should?
lp
If you do, don't use bubble bath. You'll be blowing bubbles all day. :giggle:but that could be such fun!!!
(though I wouldn't want to be mistaken for a West Ham Fan)
... are there specialist tools and equipment?
lp
You could advertise yourself as a human bubble machine for parties etc. Probably not kids parties though.
Unknown User
"the Cheeky Boy"? - touch my bum
lp
Crashnnix
Sexpert
hang on, I need to think about this....i'll get back to you ..... maybe... :scared:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
I should be painting. I'm not long out of bed and listening to music and pottering round here, looking at the paint thinking I just can't be arsed! rolleyes
Maybe another day. :giggle:
I also need breakfast but my kitchen is full of dishes that need doing and to have breakfast would involve washing up. Are mini cheddars and chocolate buttons suitable breakfast fodder? redface
Unknown User
I've not long got up, was going to put the dinner on then son tells me he's not in the mood for cooked dinner rolleyes
Resonance
Sex God
I was going to post something.
But I can't be arsed.
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Resonance
I was going to post something.
But I can't be arsed.

I'd reply but.... Oooh, look what I just found!
Unknown User
... hang on a minute ...
Resonance
Sex God
I think the answer is Lupins.