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Sex God
we tried one once, but half way through the plug came out and the feckin cat flew around the room backwards like a balloon 
youi should have seen the look on his face :shock:
youi should have seen the look on his face :shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
we tried one once, but half way through the plug came out and the feckin cat flew around the room backwards like a balloon
youi should have seen the look on his face :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Actually, I would love to try one - presuming it's one of them things that sit over the clitoris and gently suck?? With the emphasis on the 'gently' :shock: don't wanna try something that's attempting to turn me inside out via me lou lou :shock: :scared:
Saw one on Oprah ages ago, not the first program you think of where sex toys are concerned :shock: At the time tho, I think it was done in a more 'medical' way ....... Not sure how many people have got one in this country tho, on the NHS :dunno: Would be worth getting one, just to see faces trying to stay 'casual', when you hand the prescription in :twisted:
Casanova
the way your mind works anais 
agreed over the henry though :twisted:
agreed over the henry though :twisted:
Quote by bicuriousberks
has anyone actually used one before? Are they any good?
I have, but I dont recommend it, did sod all for me or them
aside from the visual 'wierdness' , you need to remember to stop pumping immediately when you get to the 'ok, jesus that's 'tight' ' stage, because even when you stop, the pump/ vacuum continues for another couple of seconds to the 'omg get it off me NOW that hurts' stage - and dont attempt to remove it immediately - leave it on a few minutues - thats how you get the 'super industrial strength collagen and very sore looking ' effect
not sure about anyone else, but once 'pumped', i couldnt feel a sodding thing , just swollen numbness - imo it does not increase sensitivity (although you'd think it would given what it looks like
- oh so very tempted to post a pic here :shock: but will spare you :lol: )oh, and it takes a couple of hours to 'go back to normal' - so do not attempt using one during your lunchtime quicky!
:lol: Quote by markz
could have done with one of those last year when my cat got flattened by a bus :cry:
Sorry to hear about your sad loss! Im not really laughing, my face just looks like that all the time....
didn't your mum tell you about the wind changing
Yep..... she also told me not to talk to strange men too....BUT do I take any notice?????? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh....gotta live a little eh?
So, what was you pussies name? Any idea of the number of the bus?
xanaisx
Sex God
Ah ah.....now I understand. Not footwear for kitties afterall....pumps, plimsols sneakers all the same to me 
Sex God
Quote by anais
would you be surprised if I said his name was muppet
Ya pussie or the driver of the bus?
xanaisx
can you leave the punch lines to me
awwwwwww..... do I have to!!!!! :silly: Mine are so much better hehe
:worship: :worship: :worship: Quote by Darkfire
has anyone actually used one before? Are they any good?
I have, but I dont recommend it, did sod all for me or them
aside from the visual 'wierdness' , you need to remember to stop pumping immediately when you get to the 'ok, jesus that's 'tight' ' stage, because even when you stop, the pump/ vacuum continues for another couple of seconds to the 'omg get it off me NOW that hurts' stage - and dont attempt to remove it immediately - leave it on a few minutues - thats how you get the 'super industrial strength collagen and very sore looking ' effect
not sure about anyone else, but once 'pumped', i couldnt feel a sodding thing , just swollen numbness - imo it does not increase sensitivity (although you'd think it would given what it looks like
- oh so very tempted to post a pic here :shock: but will spare you :lol: )oh, and it takes a couple of hours to 'go back to normal' - so do not attempt using one during your lunchtime quicky!
:lol:Well thats me never ever trying one
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
has anyone actually used one before? Are they any good?
I have, but I dont recommend it, did sod all for me or them
aside from the visual 'wierdness' , you need to remember to stop pumping immediately when you get to the 'ok, jesus that's 'tight' ' stage, because even when you stop, the pump/ vacuum continues for another couple of seconds to the 'omg get it off me NOW that hurts' stage - and dont attempt to remove it immediately - leave it on a few minutues - thats how you get the 'super industrial strength collagen and very sore looking ' effect
not sure about anyone else, but once 'pumped', i couldnt feel a sodding thing , just swollen numbness - imo it does not increase sensitivity (although you'd think it would given what it looks like
- oh so very tempted to post a pic here :shock: but will spare you :lol: )oh, and it takes a couple of hours to 'go back to normal' - so do not attempt using one during your lunchtime quicky!
:lol:Sounds like fun! :undecided:
To me they make a marginally photogenic part of the anatomy loss gross and deformed. As you can see I'm undecided on the matter!
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not a chance :giggle:
aside from anything else, its not allowed , and i'm good like that
but - i've satisfied my curiosity, tried it, didnt like it, wont bother with it again..... next!! :twisted:
Damn!!! Oh well you can't blame a girl for trying!
Anything else specific you're curious about trying Darkfire as I'm sure I could help out a friend! :rascal:
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why has this person only done 5 posts with humour like that ?? :laughabove:
Sarcasm is difficult 