ok we've all seen discussed on here the various toys the ladies love to play with and for the most part we are happy to chat about whats good, whats bad, to the point where some of you girls jump up and down with excitement telling the fellas just how great the "dynamic ferret" or whatever its called, vibrator really is, so what about the guys, hands up all of you that own a luscious lucy with three holes doll or a screaming talking rea feel portable vagina, any takers anyone got the balls to say they have one and think it/they are great, i havent before you ask but after spending a few quid in the sex shop the other day i came away with a brochure and purely for scirentific reasons i wanna know is the vibrating veronica is even one hundredth as good as the packaging says. gods im too curious these days , so if you lads wont say well will you girls comeforward and say well hubby loves to use, xyz etc?????
staggy ,
very satisfied and not wanting a vibrating anything for xmas , before you get any ideas wild rose!!!
I had an inflatable woman once. It had three holes, two of which you couldn't ummmm penetrate because her legs were in the way.
I own a couple of artificial vaginas but I rarely use them; they just aren't very good. Or reliable, for that matter; you need to use tons of lube and even then the motor tends to give two or three thrusts then give out and you have to put your fingers back inside and push something-or-other back into place to start them working again...
What about a pulsating possum?
Wiggling weasel?
Oh, it's got silly now...
it got silly when i first started this but thnkfully ive had a reply that is open and honest but then i saw it was from roger and thought is he joking????? come on lads tell us cos they have devoted a whole page in the catologue to them so they must sell loads , marketing wouldnt allow that much space otherwise
Reese im dissapointed in you i thought we would have a revelation from you not a joke, but made me smile anyway, i bet hes got a vibrant vix tucked away fro those quiet nights in when the real one is out at tescos....
i have decided i now want a talking pussy all of my own, not for sex but for conversation...
Well I got a fleshlight, I think it best thing since sliced bread when you find yourself alone... Ok if unpowdered and unlubed it feels cold and sticky, but warmed under tap and with some lube all that changes. Still look like out of control torch but hey no moving parts, no batteries, and easy to clean.
I would suggest them to any bloke.
from the catologue..
it says Delightful dora has got all the rigt answers as she screams and moans with pleasure .
Seductive talking & pulsating vagina squeezes up and down your length until yo can hold back no more! "
it then says , which worries me,
" three speed hammer action / vibration controls"
or another
" come to the sound ofJessys erotic screams with voluimecontrol. Thisinflatable doll has 3 love passages includinga vibrating vagina.
Complete with lubricat and talc."
it says nothing about white fluufy towel or box of cocolates for after just TALC , how unreal is that????
i love the phrase love passages though how romantic,
come here wild rose ive got something for your love passage !!!
Has this thread really gone this far without a mention of Realdoll ?
Scary if you ask me!
Too right. Apart from the fact I don't have $6000 to blow on a sex toy, the question 'why?' springs to mind. 95% of the fun of sex is surely how your partner reacts - Realdoll would be a bit too much having sex with a corpse for my liking!
Um... if you've got six and a half grand to spare to spend, surely a rubber doll is the last thing you actually need...?
And this bit seems a bit concerning...
# Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
# Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Come on, there's rough sex, and then there's rough sex!
Wow, there's even male RealDolls now...
This is probably a dumb question, but where would you keep these things? In the wardrobe? It might be a nasty surprise for someone snooping around! :shock:
OOOOOOOOO Lovely pic Roger!!! I could lick that arse all day mmmmmmmmm :twisted:
I was just considering the problem of mens toys and I reckon that there are a couple of possibilities out there already, they are mainly aimed at women but I reckon the pulsatron would be a good place to start. It has bits that go on like a cock ring, a bit that can go up your bum etc, I reckon it would be a good one for the boys!
is that a man toy? :shock: :shock: ive heard something about a hamster but dont think it took batteries!!! 
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