Sarge's pull up a stool and have a pint place! (Men only)

2 Sep 2005

Well if Jags can do it............
Grab a beer and let's talk football, beer,sex, women and beer. Did I mention the beer?? confused

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well if Jags can do it............
Grab a beer and let's talk football, beer,sex, women and beer. Did I mention the beer?? :? :? :cheers:

Copycat!! Not got any original ideas then???
Beer? :eeek: :eeek: A little glass of sophisticated wine for me.
I was just off to bed though.. perhaps a mug of Horlicks instead? Sweeten my dreams??
cool

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2 Sep 2005

fucking good idea, can I spit , fart, swear and generally swagger around....oh and do some of that patronising stuff as well

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
fucking good idea, can I spit , fart, swear and generally swagger around....oh and do some of that patronising stuff as well

Course you can Dave. You could even say "Now run along Jags, this is the mens place - the knitting circle is a few threads down" if you really want to!! confused

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
fucking good idea, can I spit , fart, swear and generally swagger around....oh and do some of that patronising stuff as well

Course you can Dave. You could even say "Now run along Jags, this is the mens place - the knitting circle is a few threads down" if you really want to!! confused

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Living dangerously now Sarge???
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2 Sep 2005

Give us a pint Sarge, I'm sweating from the steam room.. Its taken me ages to digest all that ranting and I NEED a drink biggrin

2 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
Give us a pint Sarge, I'm sweating from the steam room.. Its taken me ages to digest all that ranting and I NEED a drink

There ya go Wolvie! :cheers:
It's a bit warm in that Steam Room isn't it? confused

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
Give us a pint Sarge, I'm sweating from the steam room.. Its taken me ages to digest all that ranting and I NEED a drink

get yer own fuckin drink wolvie, this is a mans thread, there aint no fucker gonna pander to your needs in here.......in fact just grab the bottle and crack the bastard open on a table top or summint!!!

2 Sep 2005

Yeah i''l have some of that cyber beer too much of the real stuff today :cheers:
hint: dom't have a stag at your own house it's gonna be murder clearing up tomoroow

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
just grab the bottle and crack the bastard open on a table top or summint!!!

As its a 'MANS' thread, I'll just bite the top of the bottle off, and eat the glass instead of pork scratchings

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
hint: dom't have a stag at your own house it's gonna be murder clearing up tomoroow

Yep!! They make a right mess don't they?
I find the antlers are handy to hold on to when you're doing the forward thrusts though!! confused

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
just grab the bottle and crack the bastard open on a table top or summint!!!

As its a 'MANS' thread, I'll just bite the top of the bottle off, and eat the glass instead of pork scratchings
OI you!!!..............your ment to be on me msnm!.......HUH! thats men for ya!!! rolleyes

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2 Sep 2005

OK OK 'pissed offman's hat' off. Can I have a very large Jack Daniels and a breather please?

2 Sep 2005

right then ice is obviousely pissed, so we just wait for him to fall asleep slip his pants off, have a crap in them and then put em back on and fuck off, it will confuse the hell out of him when he wakes up.

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
.....your ment to be on me msnm!

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Who was she shouting at??????

2 Sep 2005

Move over blokes... gal needs a space on the couch!
*elbows all the rough ones out of the way*
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2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
right then ice is obviousely pissed, so we just wait for him to fall asleep slip his pants off, have a crap in them and then put em back on and fuck off, it will confuse the hell out of him when he wakes up.

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2 Sep 2005

Upps sorry sarge redface

...............i am dressed as a man tonight.......can i join in if i chat with a deep voice! rolleyes

Like this
DEbs chats with a DEEP VOICE!!! biggrin

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
.....your ment to be on me msnm!

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Who was she shouting at??????
me redface

2 Sep 2005

Quote by wolvie_dude
.....your ment to be on me msnm!

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Who was she shouting at??????
me redface

Phew!!!!!

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2 Sep 2005

OK..... who mentioned beer lol

2 Sep 2005

Quote by Jags
Move over blokes... gal needs a space on the couch!
*elbows all the rough ones out of the way*

that hurt, besides we havn't got any couches in here, just a few scaffold planks on crates, none of your ritzy glitzy stuff

2 Sep 2005

2 Sep 2005

if the women are still about they could at least provide a topless barmaid service dunno

2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Move over blokes... gal needs a space on the couch!
*elbows all the rough ones out of the way*

that hurt, besides we havn't got any couches in here, just a few scaffold planks on crates, none of your ritzy glitzy stuff
Yeah!! In fact we're so Not Glitzy we don't even use ... erm....... ah!! Ashtrays!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: redface

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
OK OK 'pissed offman's hat' off. Can I have a very large Jack Daniels and a breather please?

please!!!!.....there ain't no room for please tune, this is the stereotypical bar, just shunt em out the way and help yerself

2 Sep 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
if the women are still about they could at least provide a topless barmaid service

Yes Horny Red - take your head off!! confused

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2 Sep 2005

Quote by davej
Move over blokes... gal needs a space on the couch!
*elbows all the rough ones out of the way*

that hurt, besides we havn't got any couches in here, just a few scaffold planks on crates, none of your ritzy glitzy stuff
Oh.. you all going to do your impression of 'Stomp' then?? Or Tap Dogs?? Love them, rough Aussie lads with hobnail boots on dancing. Suit you lot down to the ground!
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2 Sep 2005

Sorry sarge....................i am nicking your men! :twisted:
you no me just cannot help me self! biggrin

Right i have wolvie_dude ..........any one else want to join me :twisted:
i am serving drinks top less!.............. and if you are lucky i might put a cheery on the top for you :twisted:

2 Sep 2005

Two men only threasds and they;re both full of women
Not thaty i mind cos they all look good when i had this many