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Save Fred from a cruel fate!!

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9 Dec 2003

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A more justifiable punishment for Fred's accidental booting of Wilma would be:

To unselfishly share his body with any requests made (within reason) until Mrs. Flintstone sees fit

Be locked in a room with half a dozen nymphomaniacs for 3 nights.

To buy all regulars in the chatroom a virtual beer

To pander to all Mrs Flintstone's wishes for a fortnight

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9 Dec 2003

Quote by Jags
Lets all watch the lovely Jags being, quite literally, eaten alive.

By a man in a kilt???????????????? Black leather kilt????????????????
Only one man I know who is macho enough to wear a black leather kilt and I would GLADLY be eaten alive by him!!!!!
x xx
Rest of you - go twist!
Right, off I go to trade my jaggy tartan kilt in for a nice sveldt black leather one!!
See you later Jags....
8)

9 Dec 2003

Tartan was a foreign import... plain kilts are more authentic. Don't think black leather kilts are at all authentic but I'm prepared to forget about that cos of the erotic thrill!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

9 Dec 2003

Quote by KitKat
Kit saunters in wearing her new red stillettos, and admiring her freshly manicured blood red nails.
Grinds a red stilletto into Mattmolemans foot and takes back all the Yorkie bars, opens a bottle of wine with her diamond hard nails and announces .....

Oh how powerful women are. Watch them drop to their knees screaming..... "I submit !!"
Lovely colour Kit, where did you get it? :rose:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

9 Dec 2003

Lovely colour Kit, where did you get it?

Well Wilma, the shoes were from Sacha and the blood red nail polish was courtesy of a nice young chap I met in the coffee shop - boy his back is gonna be sore tonight :twisted:
Word of advice babes - don't listen to Will, I'm sure his middle name is Loki! Just give him a good slap and he'll be putty in your hands 8)
Kit
xxx
PS - need any help in the chat room?

9 Dec 2003

Oi!! Is that all I get for being polite, pleasant and chivalrous? sad

Mind you the slapping sounds OK. :twisted:

9 Dec 2003

Thanks Kit for offer of help but they are flooding in without any arm twisting.
As for Will he does not know which way is up at mo. Who's side he is on and who you are. He seems to be under the impression it is Kat writing.
Poor disillusioned boy.
smile

9 Dec 2003

Oi!! Is that all I get for being polite, pleasant and chivalrous?

Yup, especially when being polite, pleasant and chivalrous has an ulterior motive, like trying to appease Fred and Steve. Now be a good boy and stop messing around.
Kit
xxx

9 Dec 2003

Now be a good boy and stop messing around.

Yes, Mistress!!! sad

Much preferred being nice to the girls and getting stick from the boys than the other way round. Lesson learnt (hope Sappho approves of the participle!!
:roll:

9 Dec 2003

Much preferred being nice to the girls and getting stick from the boys than the other way round. Lesson learnt (hope Sappho approves of the participle!!

I am sure Sappho will understand, as long as you maintain a suitably humble attitude. Especially now you have decided where your allegiance lies! kiss

Kit
xxx

9 Dec 2003

Quote by willxx69
Yes, Mistress!!!

Steve - he buckled - first bit of pressure and he folded like a deck chair! mad

:x
All the spine of a jelly fish Will! - Good to see! :shock:
*kicks a bag of loose bones on floor - picks it up and realise that it is Will's spine!*