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Please someone save me from the Eurovision Song Contest. If I had known it was on I would have arranged to go somewhere where there isn't a television rolleyes
Its turned into such a farce these last few years. Should really be called Eurovision Vote for Countries to Suck Up. :shock:
Ok I will just turn the TV off then. bolt
Nope - Suffer :twisted:
ive just got back from a week in turkey and have been listening to their entry all week, i really like it so im going to keep flicking over the channels to see if i catch their performance smile
:cry: Lost that was so mean and I always thought you were nice ..but take that poke
Look - I have just tried to log into the chatrooms and even they are down - so this means suffering the "farce" so - you have to as well lol lol
I'm indulging myself with phone calls to friends and a NCIS/CIS fest from the past few weeks all washed along with some lovely red wine and interspersed at an attempt to do some work!
Can't face ESC - haven't seen it in YEARS and don't intend to see it for YEARS to come.
lol :lol:
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:cry: Lost that was so mean and I always thought you were nice ..but take that poke

It was mean and i do apologise :cry: . I am just sitting here suffering with Mrs and kids forcing me too listen (hissss boooooo) but hey look at the bright side!! It does more for European disunity than most other thhings ever could biggrin
Awesome!
Have you seen the state of Ukraine- hilarious! hahaha Den has just bet £40 on them to win, without having seen the act until now..... hahahahhahahaha pmsl!
I love eurovision- it's sooooo horrendously awful it's funny! Terry Wogans comments are the best, i love him taking the piss out of it all- great to get very very drunk and watch it!
Seriously, get a bottle of vino, and try it, i dare ya! I used to think it was horrendous, but I'd never actually watched it, now I realise it's horrendously good!
m xx
Ok UK is on now- have to go watch! hahahaha! it's bloody awful! I love it!
m xx
oooooo, Romania and the group of 6 middle aged geezers have got some funky moves- I'd like to meet their choreographer- it's speeding up now, think one of them is about to have a stroke......
yay time for turkeys entry, ive been shaking my arse to this all week in marmaris :happy:
yup, definitely turkey to win for me
:P
Cheers guys i am NOW!!!! watching the bloody thing :fuckinghell:
MOLDOVA !!!!!!! nice gear nice girl
Oh yeah - the song .............nah!!!
Now why am i not surprised...as the moment United Kingdom have nil points! rolleyes
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Now why am i not surprised...as the moment United Kingdom have nil points! rolleyes

2 reasons for that....
A) Political voting.....seriously, who in europe like the UK??? the UK will never win it again....
B) you have to admit the song was pants though...!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now why am i not surprised...as the moment United Kingdom have nil points! rolleyes

2 reasons for that....
A) Political voting.....seriously, who in europe like the UK??? the UK will never win it again....
B) you have to admit the song was pants though...!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
it is a political thing...isn't it about time we stick two fingers up to the rest of Europe...think of the billions we would save putting into Brussels!
the song wasn't the worst...Ireland proved that tonight!
Well at least the Maltesse like us.
Quote by Mr-Powers
Now why am i not surprised...as the moment United Kingdom have nil points! rolleyes

2 reasons for that....
A) Political voting.....seriously, who in europe like the UK??? the UK will never win it again....
B) you have to admit the song was pants though...!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
it is a political thing...isn't it about time we stick two fingers up to the rest of Europe...think of the billions we would save putting into Brussels!
the song wasn't the worst...Ireland proved that tonight!
yes... always count on Ireland... I am buying so much kerrygold butter and guinness tomorrow!!!!
and as for the the billions that were being saved... ahem.. with the rebate the uk were getting back... they were a net benefacor....
sean
p.s bloody nora... does anyone know anything maltese.. or am i now going to have to go on holiday there as thanks... 12 points
Bloody hell....i thought we would have got some points from Poland....considering most of them live here!
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bloody nora... does anyone know anything maltese.. or am i now going to have to go on holiday there as thanks... 12 points

ermmmm maltesers? :giveup:
Is it all over yet?
can turn on my tv now?
and what was that about Moldova?
am I going to have to goggle, sorry... google thier singers outfit?
lp
I was channel flicking and caught the last few minutes. A classic if only for Terry Wogan's pisstaking - as the winner was walking to the stage he said "anyone remember Abbot & Costelloe?"
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:
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I was channel flicking and caught the last few minutes. A classic if only for Terry Wogan's pisstaking - as the winner was walking to the stage he said "anyone remember Abbot & Costelloe?"
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Oh he's been dropping one liners like that all night lol
I don't know what we'll do when he retires
It will have to go to Johnathan Ross I expect
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p.s bloody nora... does anyone know anything maltese.. or am i now going to have to go on holiday there as thanks... 12 points

Recomended Ive been its great biggrin very friendly people great customs great weather and fireworks that put most other countries to shame. Its a rock though and only has one beach so make sure you go that resort if you like errm beaches. Ohh great churchs also as my Mum made me tour most of them mad
As for the twelve points its got something to do in political loyalty going back to WW2. They were supporters of ours in the war and were cut off to trade by the Germans. We sent if my memory is correct something like 52 boats with supplies of which the Germans sunk 51 only the 1 boat got through but with enough supplies to tide the Maltese over. Hence there loyalty to us for our sacrafice.
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As for the twelve points its got something to do in political loyalty going back to WW2. They were supporters of ours in the war and were cut off to trade by the Germans. We sent if my memory is correct something like 52 boats with supplies of which the Germans sunk 51 only the 1 boat got through but with enough supplies to tide the Maltese over. Hence there loyalty to us for our sacrafice.

"The famous British Tanker Ohio,which brought to Malta all sorts of supplies to the island, it is said that this vessel, and others with her saved the island, with all the supply they brought to the island known as the Santa Maria convoy, an answer to their prayers was, when it arrived with fresh supplies that came as a miracle, and as a God send, as the foodstuff reserves had been exhausted, everything had run short, the three ships entered the Grand Harbour on the eve of 's feast,it arrived on the 14th August 1942, they were followed the next morning with two other ships, five ships in all out of a convoy of fourteen, never less everybody was happy to see them, they had plenty to satisfy their needs nearly 55,000 tons of badly needed supplies,including ammunition and aviation oil,it was indeed a God send"
Thank heaven for google.
Dave__Notts
So who won it then?? Ive been out listening to proper music tonight :happy:
I can swear in maltese!! not sure of the spelling but....
Fosh-ka-man-da! (F off)
Past-teet (c£#t)
lol I had a maltese room mate at uni, I remember the first time i was introduced to her, speaking very slowly and clearly so she could understand me, when she replied she also talked very slooooooowly and clearly- she was taking the piss, her English is better than mine- it's the main language spoken in Malta!
She still threw in maltese swear words here and there though, which was very funny!
Never been yet, but will have a free holiday when i do eventually get round to it!
m xx
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p.s bloody nora... does anyone know anything maltese.. or am i now going to have to go on holiday there as thanks... 12 points

Recomended Ive been its great biggrin very friendly people great customs great weather and fireworks that put most other countries to shame. Its a rock though and only has one beach so make sure you go that resort if you like errm beaches. Ohh great churchs also as my Mum made me tour most of them mad
As for the twelve points its got something to do in political loyalty going back to WW2. They were supporters of ours in the war and were cut off to trade by the Germans. We sent if my memory is correct something like 52 boats with supplies of which the Germans sunk 51 only the 1 boat got through but with enough supplies to tide the Maltese over. Hence there loyalty to us for our sacrafice.
Quote by Dave__Notts

As for the twelve points its got something to do in political loyalty going back to WW2. They were supporters of ours in the war and were cut off to trade by the Germans. We sent if my memory is correct something like 52 boats with supplies of which the Germans sunk 51 only the 1 boat got through but with enough supplies to tide the Maltese over. Hence there loyalty to us for our sacrafice.

"The famous British Tanker Ohio,which brought to Malta all sorts of supplies to the island, it is said that this vessel, and others with her saved the island, with all the supply they brought to the island known as the Santa Maria convoy, an answer to their prayers was, when it arrived with fresh supplies that came as a miracle, and as a God send, as the foodstuff reserves had been exhausted, everything had run short, the three ships entered the Grand Harbour on the eve of 's feast,it arrived on the 14th August 1942, they were followed the next morning with two other ships, five ships in all out of a convoy of fourteen, never less everybody was happy to see them, they had plenty to satisfy their needs nearly 55,000 tons of badly needed supplies,including ammunition and aviation oil,it was indeed a God send"
Thank heaven for google.
Dave__Notts
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So who won it then?? Ive been out listening to proper music tonight :happy:

I think we won, with some help from the Americans and the Germans lost!! confused :? :? :?
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I think we won, with some help from the Americans and the Germans lost!! confused :? :? :?

Naughty Bilko
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