Self inflicted oral sex!!!!!!!

1 Dec 2005

Have you on your kinky travels witnessed this enviable feat, or can you perform this amazingly flexable act. redface

Can for instance, Mr Muttley? (Muttleys) lick his own balls, I wish I could.
Prehaps if I gave him a biscuit he might let me :spit:
got to go the jailers on his way :bounce: flipa

1 Dec 2005

Reese, it's for you! lol

:lol:

1 Dec 2005

Ive seen a male member of this site give himself a blow job :shock:

1 Dec 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Ive seen a male member of this site give himself a blow job :shock:

if I could do that I would be a single bloke lol

1 Dec 2005

My fella said he could do that from aged 9 - 22yrs cause he was too shy to talk to the women let alone done anything else. He got seduced by a 26 yr old and that cured him lololol
DD

1 Dec 2005

Quote by two4u
Can for instance, Mr Muttley? (Muttleys) lick his own balls, I wish I could.
Prehaps if I gave him a biscuit he might let me :spit: :bounce:

Dunno about Mr Muttley, but my dog can :grin:
He also has wet dreams (my dog that is smile

)........... starts jerking his body in his sleep, then cums over his bed............... he's very good though cos he licks it up lol.
H hates it when he does that dunno why dunno

:grin:

1 Dec 2005

I think if I tried I would snap somthing, most likely my back ;) Besides it is sooo fun to have someone do it for you :twisted:

1 Dec 2005

aint that something like living in heaven for a bloke . if i could do that i woudl suck myself silly

1 Dec 2005

Its easy anybody can do it just eat a tin of cat food thats all it takes for my cat to do it.
grimpol wink

1 Dec 2005

Quote by Robert1961
aint that something like living in heaven for a bloke . if i could do that i woudl suck myself silly

I just wonder if you would lose a lot from the position you would need to be in to do it? After all all cramped up is not good for a number of reasons. For starters good blowjobs need breath control and you would have squished all the air from your lungs.

1 Dec 2005

Whats the name of that male porn star who can do that without breaking his spine?
ugly as sin but very popular!
Come on! someone must know him
Luke

1 Dec 2005

I could get within about an inch of being able to when I was about 15 (if only I'd had a longer tongue smile

).
According to Mrs. DP one of her mates used to be able to perform autofellatio, though he did have the anatomical advantage of a 12" penis.* Apparently even that's not enough these days, as he's put on a fair bit of weight and consequently isn't anything like as flexible any more.
* Before the size queens start drooling, I'd probably better point out that he's very, very gay - Mrs. DP only got a look at it because his boyfriend decided to steal his towel for a laugh.

1 Dec 2005

I heard that Marilyn Manson had some ribs removed for that reason.
Sounds tempting...

1 Dec 2005

eugh, there is no way i would stick my tongue up there!!! lol

1 Dec 2005

:shock:
If i tried to lick my balls i'd snap me spine, rupture me spleen, and generally injure meself,
permanently :shock:
However, for a biscuit, any lady can do it for me.....far better idea me thinks. wink

Well, thats the first time ive been part of the opening of a thread, and what happens?. Its speculated as to whether i can lick my own balls. rolleyes

:roll:

1 Dec 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
He also has wet dreams (my dog that is )........... starts jerking his body in his sleep, then cums over his bed............... he's very good though cos he licks it up lol.
H hates it when he does that dunno why :grin:

are you sure thats the dog??????

2 Dec 2005

Well I'm sure I don't do it Markz !!!!! ........... I wipe me cock on the curtains :grin:
M
H don't like that either confused

2 Dec 2005

even if you could just about reach it - without rupturing your spleen you could not really give yourself a tidy blowjob redface

i would just rather let someone else do it.
and if you really feel the need to suck a d*ck there are plenty of fellas out there that will let you !!

2 Dec 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Reese, it's for you! :lol:

You rang? It appears as if I've developed a reputation here... redface

...mind you, I'm not the only one from the site who engages in this particular perversion.

Quote by tallnhairy
I just wonder if you would lose a lot from the position you would need to be in to do it?

Depends on the position, really. I find that if you lie on your back and curl your toes up under the headboard, you can use the leverage provided to thrust into your mouth and just inhale on every upstroke! ;)
~Reese! surprised

P.S. Oh, and despite what some people think, it's still far more pleasurable to have someone else do it for you. :P

2 Dec 2005

i could do it in my teens

2 Dec 2005

I used to be able to do it. I used the bath Lie sideways. You dont have to be huge to do it just flexible. I have back injury now sad

2 Dec 2005

Quote by Reese
Reese, it's for you! :lol:

You rang? It appears as if I've developed a reputation here... redface

...mind you, I'm not the only one from the site who engages in this particular perversion.

Quote by tallnhairy
I just wonder if you would lose a lot from the position you would need to be in to do it?

Depends on the position, really. I find that if you lie on your back and curl your toes up under the headboard, you can use the leverage provided to thrust into your mouth and just inhale on every upstroke! ;)
~Reese! surprised

P.S. Oh, and despite what some people think, it's still far more pleasurable to have someone else do it for you. :P
A master eh,
Do you give LESSONS if so, have you a location-times/dates.
Are lessons single, group?? (sight for sore eyes)
EQUIPMENT
Obviously a sturdy headboard and flexible toes are required, but where would one find a suitably strong bed. Sleepezee, Slumberland, Ikea????
PRACTICAL
Does private medical insurance cover injuries sustained practising autofellatio. Or do you need to pay a premium.
Finally does it hasten blindness......
Must go now the key jangler's coming. :bounce: blast

2 Dec 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
eugh, there is no way i would stick my tongue up there!!!

What about my tongue rotflmao

hwoar:
gotta go, they're on their way flipa

:violin:

2 Dec 2005

This is what happens when it all goes terribly wrong....

2 Dec 2005

Bloody hell, you think that's bad?
Check further down the page on the site...... crushed nuts has just made me go weak at the knees.

2 Dec 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
aint that something like living in heaven for a bloke . if i could do that i woudl suck myself silly

I just wonder if you would lose a lot from the position you would need to be in to do it? After all all cramped up is not good for a number of reasons. For starters good blowjobs need breath control and you would have squished all the air from your lungs.
That's a good point!
It also throws up a dilemma.....if you were flexible enough to do it.....would you spit or swallow? :shock:
Reece?
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:

2 Dec 2005

:P :P Sexyluke: Ron Jeremywas the US porn star who could give himself a blowjob I saw a video quite some time ago and thought this guy would take all my pleasure away so he would be no good for me. Best to keep away from guys like that I enjoy giving much more that taking so all you guys out there keep your ribs and let someone else give you pleasure it will be much better in the long term. :P :P

2 Dec 2005

Quote by lucysuction
:P :P Sexyluke: Ron Jeremy was the US porn star who could give himself a blowjob I saw a video quite some time ago and thought this guy would take all my pleasure away so he would be no good for me. Best to keep away from guys like that I enjoy giving much more that taking so all you guys out there keep your ribs and let someone else give you pleasure it will be much better in the long term. :P :P

I have to admit its something i have never tried!
and i am so glad you think it is better to give than receive, I do too but only with ladies!
Luke
xxxx