semen points value?

4 Nov 2005

a "friend" has joined the weightwatchers online sight where all foods have a points value , however there is no mention of the value of semen and Rose , whoops i mean our friend, hasnt got the bottle to ask on the forum in case she gets booted and the forty quid i paid for her to join , whoops again she paid to join ,i mean, is wasted so, do any of you know cos it could make one hell of a difference redface

:shock: l
im dead
staggy
xx

4 Nov 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
a "friend" has joined the weightwatchers online sight where all foods have a points value , however there is no mention of the value of semen and Rose , whoops i mean our friend, hasnt got the bottle to ask on the forum in case she gets booted and the forty quid i paid for her to join , whoops again she paid to join ,i mean, is wasted so, do any of you know cos it could make one hell of a difference :shock: l
im dead
staggy
xx

Semen is high in Omega-3 and other things which are good for you. It has virtually no calories, so on a weightwatchers system it's virtually nil point. I wouldn't recommend it as part of a calorie controlled diet. Although it does make you wonder what they use for their shakes lol

4 Nov 2005

I guess it depends on how much Rose... I mean, your friend... intends to swallow whilst she's dieting lol

:lol: :lol:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
a "friend" has joined the weightwatchers online sight where all foods have a points value , however there is no mention of the value of semen and Rose , whoops i mean our friend, hasnt got the bottle to ask on the forum in case she gets booted and the forty quid i paid for her to join , whoops again she paid to join ,i mean, is wasted so, do any of you know cos it could make one hell of a difference :shock: l
im dead
staggy
xx

Yeah, but you'd also have to take into account the energy she burns up having sex...

4 Nov 2005

Googling gets you there:

Will semen make me fat?
Don't be running to weight watchers just yet. The average amount of semen, which is only about a teaspoon, contains the same calories as a hardboiled sweet. Usually the amount of exercise involved in bringing your partner to orgasm will certainly compensate any calories consumed. (from )

4 Nov 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Semen is high in Omega-3 and other things which are good for you. It has virtually no calories, so on a weightwatchers system it's virtually nil point AND it tastes of chocolate so 9 out of 10 Doctors recommend it as part of a calorie controlled diet. It's also VERY VERY good for your complexion

DEFINATELY what BigDewi said :thumbup:
innocent

4 Nov 2005

so men can be used as part of a calorie controlled diet biggrin

4 Nov 2005

Big dewi says no probs..
but
blue brings into question how heavy i , i mean my friends friend cums,
Mark suggests that if Rose , i mean my friend is on top its ok,,,, but in a more sub role she may be in trouble,
mike north says try googling , im guessing that is some other sexual term for spitting ,
the laird suggests the thumbs up , not sure i like the sound of that
and
Markz just likes the idea of being used
well thanks , bit worried that someone likened my spunk, erm i mean my friends friends spunk to a hard boiled sweet, as rose has a bag of sherbert limes tucked away in the drawer...............
thanks everyone
staggy

4 Nov 2005

if you eat sherbert does your seamen fizz in the mouth biggrin

4 Nov 2005

There is a good chance that semen will make you fat due to becoming pregnant lol

4 Nov 2005

not if you eat it ffs :doh: blast

and you are on a liberated swinging site .
i ask you?????? lol

4 Nov 2005

Quote by wild rose and the stag
not if you eat it ffs :doh:
and you are on a liberated swinging site .
i ask you??????

I hope this isn't a 'spit or swallow' thread

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Nov 2005

haven't had one of those for weeks :shock:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I hope this isn't a 'spit or swallow' thread :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

but surely it would be 'swallow' as it's realating to dieting? :idea:

4 Nov 2005

Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

4 Nov 2005

More to the point tho . . .
how many 'syns' when on Slimming World Plan?!

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Dominatrix
Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

Sorry but.......
you missed out Pineapple cool

and the taste of chocolate.......
wink

4 Nov 2005

Yours tastes of chocolate, Laird? Think of the calories that could save - all the taste without eating the chocolate lol

4 Nov 2005

Pineapple is good, but I'd be panicking if I was cumming chocolate. Would go handy with cocopops biggrin

4 Nov 2005

I always tell my friends that it is full of 'essential salts' - saves a lot of spitting, which I can't abide!!

4 Nov 2005

wow what a thread lots of views.
I believe if the marketing men said that women would lose loads of weight having semen than normal dieting foods, blow jobs would be compulsory! biggrin

Me at the front of the queue ladies. wink

4 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
I always tell my friends that it is full of 'essential salts' - saves a lot of spitting, which I can't abide!!

It has got a distinctive taste but it's not salty.

4 Nov 2005

If I remember right, Omega-3 and some other ingredients of semen are also used indirectly in beauty products.
Ladies, beware the car boot Oil of Ulay lol

4 Nov 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
If I remember right, Omega-3 and some other ingredients of semen are also used indirectly in beauty products.
Ladies, beware the car boot Oil of Ulay

Told you it was good for your complexion girls
innocent

4 Nov 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
If I remember right, Omega-3 and some other ingredients of semen are also used indirectly in beauty products.
Ladies, beware the car boot Oil of Ulay

Ohhh, I gonna save mine and sell it L'Oreal.

5 Nov 2005

i reckon while rose has her gob stuffed full of cock there will be no room for any food hence the semen will aid the diet programme,, erm anyway did i say rose well i meant our friend
staggy
xx off to try the diet out
see you

5 Nov 2005

It's all worked out for her, weightwatcher style, here Staggy biggrin

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/Dieting.html
Jas
XXX

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
It's all worked out for her, weightwatcher style, here Staggy
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/flintstones/Dieting.html
Jas
XXX

Now there is a name and a web site that brings back fond memories smile

phredd

5 Nov 2005

Quote by SauciSpouse
I always tell my friends that it is full of 'essential salts' - saves a lot of spitting, which I can't abide!!

It has got a distinctive taste but it's not salty.
I didn't mean table salt - but I s'pose you could always sprinkle a bit on.

5 Nov 2005

Quote by Dominatrix
Fructose sugar
Water
Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
Zinc

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