Serious Cock Size Question

28 Oct 2005

Hi peeps,
just looking at the pervious threads.... no one has seemed to take into account the guy with a curved member.
Like some of the other guys here, an ex girlfriend once took a tape to my member. Only to find that it was a whole inch bigger when measured from the underneath, than when measure from the top lol She likened it to a "nice big banana" confused

I quite like the measuring with a lovely ladys mouth tho. Does anyone here have any experienced with a curved one? wink

Xx Kink

28 Oct 2005

Quote by boobilicious
Here's something that you may find useful..................

That's all well and good, but WTF's a "JUMBER CC"?! confused

Quote by Kink24
just looking at the pervious threads.... no one has seemed to take into account the guy with a curved member.

No worries, I'm used to being ignored. :P Besides, . lol

28 Oct 2005

Measure it !!!!!
Shock, horror, on cold mornings I've got to find it lol

Actually I once asked my ex what she thought of my size, she answered average, which should have told me that she was obviously "out on the town". (Pre-SH days)

28 Oct 2005

Ex and me had a giggle about this, but when it came to the actual measuring...............we couldn't find a ruler or bloody tape measure confused

.. :shock:
So instead,,,,,I know my size in comparison to house old objects,,,that don't change size from house to house :P
Considering most men and women have differing views on inches anyhow,,,,makes it easier explaining lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Reese
Here's something that you may find useful..................

That's all well and good, but WTF's a "JUMBER CC"?! confused

Quote by Kink24
just looking at the pervious threads.... no one has seemed to take into account the guy with a curved member.

No worries, I'm used to being ignored. :P Besides, . lol

Bloody Hell, I've never seen so many veins, its like an A-Z of Wolverhampton lol

28 Oct 2005

LOL, Mines veiny, average but very veiny
Jo_Jo says its like riding/eating a mars bar biggrin

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
Bloody Hell, I've never seen so many veins, its like an A-Z of Wolverhampton

Oh yes, I'd forgotten to mention that it's "naturally ribbed for enhanced pleasure." rolleyes

28 Oct 2005

I have two mates that are hung like horses minimum of a bloody foot each; in the changing rooms its a bit difficult to miss. wink

And they both love going on about there cocks, why not? They keep measuring there willies comparing sizes, its willy worship...
There girlfriends are always tired and exhuasted when I see them I wonder why? biggrin

28 Oct 2005

The first mates name was chopper, by god he had a whopper, twice round the deck, then round his neck, then up his arse for a stopper.
I'm sorry I can't join in this thread, mine is only measured on the Richter Scale.

28 Oct 2005

Good to see you sliding in there, Reese. See you tomorrow ;)
Now I have measured mine in the past and the measurement that I came up with was 6.5 inches.
I said this to someone who told me that this was simply not the case and she promptly grabbed a 7" (I think it was) dildo and compared, the size difference between the two was somewhat more than 1/2 an inch.
I'm not bothered by measuring any more, the chorus of "is it in yet?" is enough for me...
Chris
hump

PS: no idea about the girth though.

28 Oct 2005

Quote by ananga ranga
I have two mates that are hung like horses minimum of a bloody foot each; in the changing rooms its a bit difficult to miss.

Have you actually looked at a 12" ruler? rolleyes

Those guys must have bruised kneecaps. confused

In well over 10 years of naturism, and 5 years of group sex in clubs most weekends we've seen some big cocks, but nothing approaching 12" and an internet search would suggest that that is the very upper limit for genuine recorded cock sizes. To see 2 together must be a real coincidence.
Or did you mean a foot between them? lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
I have two mates that are hung like horses minimum of a bloody foot each; in the changing rooms its a bit difficult to miss.

Have you actually looked at a 12" ruler? rolleyes

Those guys must have bruised kneecaps. confused

In well over 10 years of naturism, and 5 years of group sex in clubs most weekends we've seen some big cocks, but nothing approaching 12" and an internet search would suggest that that is the very upper limit for genuine recorded cock sizes. To see 2 together must be a real coincidence.
Or did you mean a foot between them? lol

I've got a foot but I don't use it as a rule lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Baggy Boy
I've got a foot but I don't use it as a rule

The old ones are the best. lol

28 Oct 2005

I used to measure mine in days gone by, but once you've done it why bother to do it again?
I know people tend to shrink a bit as they get older but surely that doesn't apply to cocks too dunno

28 Oct 2005

that god i'm not alone with a curving penis - i can see from your pic now reese exactly what a curved penis is for.....
question is how bloody big would it be if it was as straight as a rod ??

28 Oct 2005

Be quick - I can hear the jingle jangle as I type.
The question - Do men ACTUALLY measure their cocks ?
I use the richter scale

28 Oct 2005

Quote by 34fun
that god i'm not alone with a curving penis - i can see from your pic now reese exactly what a curved penis is for.....
question is how bloody big would it be if it was as straight as a rod ??

Yay! Another excuse to show off this:

28 Oct 2005

Yes, I measured mine a week ago, although I had been avoiding it.
It measured 2 1/2 inches. Obviously this is a bit on the small size and I decided to do something about it. My best plan was to use 2 bags of frozen peas as weights, attached via a length of string. It is not too uncomfortable but I get funny looks when I go shopping as I have trouble fitting them down my trousers.
If anyone is interested I will infform everyone of my progress.

28 Oct 2005

Quote by Reese
Dammie~
I must say that, ever since that fateful comparison, Iâ€™ve felt somewhat inadequate (despite protestations to the contrary by subsequent sex partners)...
~Reese!

I think that is the standard state of most (for want of a better word) normal ( average)men. any wayit s what you do with it, its no good if its gigantic and goes pop at the drop of a pair of knickers!

28 Oct 2005

Just a thought but if you had it tattooed with a scale like a ruler, then it would be self-measuring and you could see at a glance, so you wouldn't need a tape measure dammie
lol

28 Oct 2005

hey vix - that isn't me but the vein looks similar !!
just for the record - i only measured my knob, first time in 24 years because i was asked to.
for the record thanks for the e-mails/pm's but i think my next weeks acticities are going to be north of wales lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Just a thought but if you had it tattooed with a scale like a ruler, then it would be self-measuring and you could see at a glance, so you wouldn't need a tape measure dammie

Mine has a tattoo, sometimes it sez Ludo but most of the time it sez Llandudno.
OK I know its an old joke and the font size is very small (8 point) redface