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Sex God
Quote by Mindbob
Just a quick query, is having a BJ and a little furtle in a pub car park classed as dogging, little dogging or a new category....puppy?
Nah, it's called 'having a BJ and a little furtle in a pub car park'.
I had to look it up! 
Other than that, I dunno ... ummm .. whatever Fb said
Quote by urban dictionary
Move something around a little, to pick at something. Usually in reference to something trivial
A cork that is nearly out of a wine bottle:
"just furtle around with it a bit, it'll come out."
A person picking a scab:
"don't furtle, you'll make it bleed."
tags pick scratch ferret move jiggle
by noofus england Apr 11, 2006
To cut a hole in a poster / picture / photo etc usually around the mouth or crotch, and proceed to perform lude acts involving your penis and/or toungue.
Wow, I got a Christina Aguilera poster and she's so hot!!!
*late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it*
An English term form the 18th century.
To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.
You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!
Other than that, I dunno ... ummm .. whatever Fb said
Quote by de_sade
Just a quick query, is having a BJ and a little furtle in a pub car park classed as dogging, little dogging or a new category....puppy?
Depends on whether or not there is an audience...
Audience = Dogging
One casual bystander copping a quick look = Pupping
No audience = Waste of time, find somewhere more crowded -
It's not a waste of time if you are the one getting the blow job :wink:
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I call it damn horny :twisted:
So what is getting a blow-job along the length of the Marylebone Road and beyond?
... I was in the passenger seat. She was driving. There are a lot of traffic lights along the Marylebone Road. Thankfully, most of them were red that day...
The girl in the car behind figured out what we were doing, and you could see her trying to convince her partner, who wouldn't believe it... :)
PJ.
Sex God
Quick story about a girl I work with.....
She'd met this guy a few days earlier and decided to go for a drink with him at a pub not a million miles away. This pub is quite a large place and has a pretty big function room at the back...
Anyway she has a few drinks, gets a little horny and decides to follow what nature intended between a man and a woman in the back of his car in the semi-lit car park....
She's on him (apparently) and she's got her eyes closed, enjoying the moment (as you do), she then opens her eyes to find the car pretty much surrounded by people... :shock:
Turns out that the function room had been hired by a wedding party and all and I do mean all the guests had come out to see the bride and groom off and their car was parked right next to the wedding couples car. :shock: :lol2:
She says that she can't look at a wedding bouquet or a tin can on a string in the same way now.
She'd met this guy a few days earlier and decided to go for a drink with him at a pub not a million miles away. This pub is quite a large place and has a pretty big function room at the back...
Anyway she has a few drinks, gets a little horny and decides to follow what nature intended between a man and a woman in the back of his car in the semi-lit car park....
She's on him (apparently) and she's got her eyes closed, enjoying the moment (as you do), she then opens her eyes to find the car pretty much surrounded by people... :shock:
Turns out that the function room had been hired by a wedding party and all and I do mean all the guests had come out to see the bride and groom off and their car was parked right next to the wedding couples car. :shock: :lol2:
She says that she can't look at a wedding bouquet or a tin can on a string in the same way now.
Quote by PJandS
I call it damn horny :twisted:
So what is getting a blow-job along the length of the Marylebone Road and beyond?
... I was in the passenger seat. She was driving. There are a lot of traffic lights along the Marylebone Road. Thankfully, most of them were red that day...
The girl in the car behind figured out what we were doing, and you could see her trying to convince her partner, who wouldn't believe it... :)
PJ.
I just call that fucking dangerous! :shock:
Warming the Bed
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I just call that fucking dangerous! :shock:
Why?
... the car wasn't actually moving at the time, hence the bit about the traffic lights. I got very good at tapping her on the head and saying, "green light..."
PJ.
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Just a quick query, is having a BJ and a little furtle in a pub car park classed as dogging, little dogging or a new category....puppy?
I call it damn horny :twisted:
Yep, Id call that pretty damn horny too :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by PJandS
I call it damn horny :twisted:
So what is getting a blow-job along the length of the Marylebone Road and beyond?
... I was in the passenger seat. She was driving. There are a lot of traffic lights along the Marylebone Road. Thankfully, most of them were red that day...
The girl in the car behind figured out what we were doing, and you could see her trying to convince her partner, who wouldn't believe it... :)
PJ.
It may have felt like great fun at the time and Im all for having fun. However, an offence was committed and agree with Sassy, bloody dangerous. Ok so you were in slow moving traffic and lights are on red but just supposing, in all the uphoria some child came running out between the cars, as children do and you and your girlfriend didnt notice, then what??? And your profile says 'intelligent'
Sorry Ive witnessed an horrendous RTA today and its really put me about, think Im in shock.
Warming the Bed
Quote by helnheaven
It may have felt like great fun at the time and Im all for having fun. However, an offence was committed and agree with Sassy, bloody dangerous. Ok so you were in slow moving traffic
Err, no - the traffic, and our car, were stationary at all times. Big difference.
and lights are on red but just supposing, in all the uphoria
There wasn't much of that, for obvious reasons...
some child came running out between the cars, as children do and you and your girlfriend didnt notice, then what???
Then what, what? The car isn't moving, the handbrake is on, the driver is state trained to a standard above that of Police pursuit drivers, and particularly bearing in mind what we were doing, I've got my eyes peeled throughout.
I have no doubt it was illegal, as are a number of other activities discussed on this site. I probably break the law every day, and I doubt it was the most illegal thing we did on that particular day - I won't stress.
As ever, the biggest risk was to those in the vehicle. In this case, probably from being rear-ended by something big and heavy if we didn't move off reasonably promptly. Given that we didn't get a single "Marylebone Minute" hurry-up from those behind, it's reasonable to assume we had that one covered.
As to your comment about children - such remarks illustrate that you're in no position to question my intelligence.
PJ.
Orgasminator
Quote by PJandS
It may have felt like great fun at the time and Im all for having fun. However, an offence was committed and agree with Sassy, bloody dangerous. Ok so you were in slow moving traffic
Err, no - the traffic, and our car, were stationary at all times. Big difference.
and lights are on red but just supposing, in all the uphoria
There wasn't much of that, for obvious reasons...
some child came running out between the cars, as children do and you and your girlfriend didnt notice, then what???
Then what, what? The car isn't moving, the handbrake is on, the driver is state trained to a standard above that of Police pursuit drivers, and particularly bearing in mind what we were doing, I've got my eyes peeled throughout.
I have no doubt it was illegal, as are a number of other activities discussed on this site. I probably break the law every day, and I doubt it was the most illegal thing we did on that particular day - I won't stress.
As ever, the biggest risk was to those in the vehicle. In this case, probably from being rear-ended by something big and heavy if we didn't move off reasonably promptly. Given that we didn't get a single "Marylebone Minute" hurry-up from those behind, it's reasonable to assume we had that one covered.
As to your comment about children - such remarks illustrate that you're in no position to question my intelligence.
PJ.
We all think we are the best drivers in the world in normal conditions .
But hand on heart now can you honestly say between each set of red lights you were 100% fixed on the road
So your driving between each set of lights & your c###s out ready for the next stop & your not thinking of what has just happened & not whats going to happen at the next stop.
Warming the Bed
Quote by flower411
Lighten up !!! I thought it was funny until you started claiming it wasn`t dangerous !
Don't twist what I said. I've never claimed it wasn't dangerous. Many things are dangerous. My previous post even highlighted the most obvious risk. But to suggest that we were endangering the lives of innocent little children, or indeed the safety of any other road user, is arrant nonsense.
I thought it was funny. I still do. Hence the light-hearted tone of my first two contributions to this thread. But if others feel the need to disperse the humour and make silly accusations...
PJ.
Warming the Bed
Quote by sword-stileto
We all think we are the best drivers in the world in normal conditions .
Pass. I'm rubbish. That's why I let other people do it...
PJ.
Orgasminator
Quote by PJandS
We all think we are the best drivers in the world in normal conditions .
Pass. I'm rubbish. That's why I let other people do it...
PJ.
oops
I should really read thing properly 
but the questions still the same can you say the lady in question had her mind 100% on driving between the sets of lights?. Sex God
Like Ive said many times before, you cant educate pork!
Now back to the thread
Audience = Dogging
What about CCTV? If there is CCTV in a carpark and its viewed by others is that classed as dogging or just watching home made porn
Now back to the thread
Audience = Dogging
What about CCTV? If there is CCTV in a carpark and its viewed by others is that classed as dogging or just watching home made porn
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
Like Ive said many times before, you cant educate pork!
Now back to the thread
Audience = Dogging
What about CCTV? If there is CCTV in a carpark and its viewed by others is that classed as dogging or just watching home made porn
If I'm in it probably a horror movie!
:rotflmao::rotflmao: 
Warming the Bed
Quote by sword-stileto
oops
No idea. Probably not. There are many distractions when you are driving a car, but her attentiveness at the wheel is on a different *planet* compared to some. Maybe even the majority.
I recall a driver who not only entered the congestion charge zone for no reason, but then incurred a reasonably hefty fine for failing to pay because she was so distracted by the prospect of sex at the end of her journey...
... okay, so the failure to pay was due to the sex itself, rather than the prospect, but the wrong turning was definitely due to a wandering dirty mind.
I've encountered enough seriously good drivers, including the traffic light blowjob girl, to know that I'm rubbish (and merely being aware of this fact probably makes me less rubbish than many - at least I have the decency to defer to someone of greater ability, thus keeping myself off the road
).Point is, the driver is not a fool - she has a well developed sense of self-preservation and the skills to serve it (semi-interestingly, one of the skills drummed into her was a thorough awareness of her surroundings at traffic lights, on the basis that a failure to observe and prepare could be unusually fatal). The activity was unquestionably dangerous, but not to any significant extent, and certainly not with regard to other road users - if she'd thought the risk was excessive, she wouldn't have done it, and knowing her as well as I do, I completely trust her ability to judge.
PJ.
Sex God
I want to know if there were any CCTV cameras in the carpark??
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
I want to know if there were any CCTV cameras in the carpark??
:taz: Me too, me too :taz:
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by bbw_lover
If I'm in it probably a horror movie!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by Rusty6666
we all do things that can be classed as dangerous from time to time whist driving.. good luck to the fella that copped a bj. it aint no more dangerous Think about it
Two years ago, I, along with one of my children, came a few feet from dying thanks to a twat on his phone. Many others have not been so fortunate.
Is your phone call worth someones life? Are you really THAT important? I don't think so.
Going.....before I risk getting personal & being banned.
