Sexual Accidents?

20 Jul 2005

How many people have had obscure sexual accidents in their lives?
To start things off, Tra accidentally snapped an eager chaps "banjo string" when 17, and I fell victim having the full weight of a human being thrust down directly onto an erect penis during sex, but missed the actual target, meaning that the nameless lady crushed my manhood and almost snapped it in half! redface

ops: :oops:

20 Jul 2005

the first time i ever had sex actually sad

put me off for ages,,,,,,,,,ripped that little inter connecting bit of skin behind the head of my willy, no idea what its called..... blink

:upset:
but hurt like hell for weeks, and scared the living daylights out of me due to the amount of blood surprised

ops: :o :gagged:
was a hard one to explain to my gran as was staying on hols with her at the time smackbottom

:doh:

20 Jul 2005

lol - yeah, nicknamed the "Banjo String".
Tra snapped that on a virgin too! She's ur worst nightmare! lol

:lol: :lol:

20 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
lol - yeah, nicknamed the "Banjo String".
Tra snapped that on a virgin too! She's ur worst nightmare! :lol: :lol:

aha , excellent, so its the same thing then :lol: heard it's quite common though to happen at some point :cry: stings like buggery though sad

Hold on a min surprised

tra's not originally from scotland is she :o ......and did she do that to a vigrin in a wooden fort castle :o confused

: :shock:

20 Jul 2005

Split my foreskin not just the banjo string in the heat of the up having to have a circumcision,wouldn't heal properly and it quickly became infected with a long name that I can't be arsed to name.
Having a pee became an event!!!

20 Jul 2005

Ah Arghh!!!! ARRRGHH!!! :shock: lol

20 Jul 2005

I've broken a number of beds, some more spectacularly than others. I suppose that's what comes of being a well-built chap who goes for BBW. smile

No serious injuries other than pride on those occasions though.
A couple of times I've been pounced on early in the morning when I'm still a bit stiff and ended up with pulled abdominal muscles - that's very painful as it's about impossible to find a position where they don't hurt.
The weirdest one I can think of was one occasion when I was doing my better half from behind - when I slid the old chap in the position I was in touched off some sciatica and the old chap deflated. Pull out, pain goes away and it stiffens up in no time. We tried that three or four times before deciding to just try a different position instead. wink

20 Jul 2005

Quote by PlymstockSteve
Split my foreskin ....Ended up having to have a circumcision,

Ouch!
Mine's got pretty stretched at times and that's painful enough.

20 Jul 2005

ok here goes a few years ago i took my then girl on a dirty weekend to blackpool (her father was quite strict so he new nothing about this) anyway we get it on in the hotel after a few drinks and all goes well until we decide to try it standing up but as she was a good deal shorter than me she decided instead to pirch on the sink.....that promtly broke spraying water everywhere soaking us the bed the floor etc and she cut her back on the edge of the sink redface

. the worst part was explaining to her dad why she needed Â£1000 and what she was doing in blackpool hospital confused

l. I avoided her dad for about a year :!:

20 Jul 2005

Ah but the circumcision turned out to be more fun in the long run. biggrin

:D :D

20 Jul 2005

You did sue the hotel didn't u surely!!!
It should have been able to take the weight of a human leaning on it! Sue them - sue them now!!! lol

20 Jul 2005

What does a circumcision make different? Always wondered! Just looks more painful and reuires lubricant!

20 Jul 2005

3some,
I was worried I would lose sensation due to constant rubbing on my underwear but it isn't a more sensation now than feels a 't know if that's psychosymatic or not.
Women like it because they can see hygeine isn't a problem and I'm told allows them a smoother action. biggrin

:D :D

20 Jul 2005

Oh right!
Now i know!
Thx!

20 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
You did sue the hotel didn't u surely!!!
It should have been able to take the weight of a human leaning on it! Sue them - sue them now!!!

too late now and at time we were to scared to even think about it i was more worried what her dad would do to me :shock: (just to clarify she was only17 wink

) than sueing the hotel

20 Jul 2005

ohhh ok

Good on ya goin for a dirty weekend at 17 though!

20 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
ohhh ok
Good on ya goin for a dirty weekend at 17 though!

it was good up til that point my mates were green for weeks (i got the girl they all wanted)

20 Jul 2005

lol! know the feeling rolleyes

20 Jul 2005

i did my banjo string shaggin a bird in the rafters of an old canal bridge in leicester, that will teach me hey lol sad

20 Jul 2005

Quote by Colts23
lol - yeah, nicknamed the "Banjo String".
Tra snapped that on a virgin too! She's ur worst nightmare! :lol: :lol:

aha , excellent, so its the same thing then :lol: heard it's quite common though to happen at some point :cry: stings like buggery though sad

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im sure thats a different kind of stinging altogether rotflmao

20 Jul 2005

Aaaaaargh! What is this? Banjo stringbusters anonymous? You're making me wince here.
Worst sexual accident? Second girlfriend. More of a multi car pile-up than a mere accident all told.

20 Jul 2005

As this seems to be male orientated at the moment, I thought I'd sling in one of mine and even things up for the girls.
While having a really good one on one with a muscle bound gorgeouse hunky lad, the ghetto blaster which was perched on the shelf above the headboard promptly fell on my head, twice, gashing my eye.
Yes! We put it back the first time it happened, not for one moment thinking it would happen again, minutes later. surprised

:o

21 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
lol - yeah, nicknamed the "Banjo String".
Tra snapped that on a virgin too! She's ur worst nightmare! :lol: :lol:

It's called a , not the frenulum, you understand, frenulum is also the name of the similar bit of skin under the tongue (and at other places on the body.

21 Jul 2005

I'm suddenly getting flash-backs of a certain night I broke an ex SH member's willy :shock: :lol2:
How's the nob babe? wink

I'm sure he still reads the forum

21 Jul 2005

Quote by x-man0223
I'm suddenly getting flash-backs of a certain night I broke an ex SH member's willy :shock: :lol2:
How's the nob babe?
I'm sure he still reads the forum

owch

:eeek:
how did you do that?????
Ooops....I should clarify that. He broke it. I didn't. He was the one in full control at the time :twisted: :lol2:
Ah...that memory has made my day :haha:

21 Jul 2005

Quote by x-man0223
cool i thought you looked like you was the dominant type person that is why i had to ask
so how did he brake it and did he scream a lot

His vigorous thrusting stopped short, he yelp and caterpulted himself off me craddling his nob. With tears is his eyes he told me what he'd done. Then he showed me. It was a matter of all emotions in 5 seconds flat. :scared: :shock: blink

:uhoh: :lol2:
I did an internet search on what we should do about it, while he tendered his sore manhood, got dressed and rushed out of here

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Then I posed his misfortune on the forum.

21 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
What does a circumcision make different? Always wondered! Just looks more painful and reuires lubricant!

Lol. I'm circumcised and I don't think I've ever "required" lube wink

I can't really compare sex with a cut and uncut John Thomas as I was only 8 when I had it done! I guess it's more sensitive on the old purple mushroom when you're circumcised smile

21 Jul 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
I'm suddenly getting flash-backs of a certain night I broke an ex SH member's willy :shock: :lol2:
How's the nob babe?
I'm sure he still reads the forum

define broke = another banjo string ? or something else ?

21 Jul 2005

Quote by 3someinpreston
How many people have had obscure sexual accidents in their lives?

According to my mum, I AM an obscure sexual accident. rotflmao

21 Jul 2005

Was havin sex in a field and going at it like a jack hammer when i got stung on the arse by a wasp.
Bastards