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Sgt Bilko captures the record

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wooo weee here is a list of everyone shown logged on at 20:06
Alexandra, Andy_Wakefield, blissed, BlueEyes, bluexxx, bridgette jones, bryanjester666, Carpathian, chippycroxall, curious karrie, djcouple, DJohn, facialfran, feenix, Fred, FredFlintstone, Jags, Judy_TV_34616, KitKat, maktwoold, mal609, Mark, MISSCHIEF, neilnstacey, Rachel 80, RedHot, Sappho, Sgt Bilko, steveg_nw, Steve_D, we2wantu, welshkittencpl, willxx69, WilmaFlintstone, wishbone, WMI
kiss to you all!
And to all the visitors that joined us from the chatroom as well!
We're climbing the stairway to heaven
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As this is officially the Girl Free Zone - albeit opened for the record attempt - thought it would be good to have some sexist bits!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
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A guy receives a phone call from his local surgery telling him there’s been a terrible mix up with his wife’s medical tests. "We mixed up the test results and we don’t know if she’s the one with herpes or a heart condition," apologises the doctor. "Oh my god, what can I do?" asks the guy. "Well," suggests the doctor, " send her out jogging, and if she comes back, don’t f**k her!"
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Happy record breaking!
Fred
:karaoke:
We have one post to make our mark
in the big SH attempt,
Choice of words a vital thing
before our efforts spent.

So to those many darling souls
I've met along this way,
Get a cracking message down
and make it a RECORD day !!!

Carpathian
:thrilled:
Yippeee - another World Record for me!!!!
Mal
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WOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We DID it!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
67 and still counting!
I just checked. 69 people. How appropriate :-)
Tonight’s the night we celebrate :beer:
The greatest site of all. worship
We’ve all agreed to congregate. kiss
Join in and have a ball. :happy:
On Swinging Heaven we’ll converge, boink
Shout loud – no need to mumble! :karaoke:
The site for those who have the urge – hump
Just watch the records tumble. rotflmao
The time is here the door’s ajar, :taz:
No need to hesitate. :boo:
As members come from near and far – wave
The record falls at eight! :bounce:
:bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy:
Delighted to be here with some fabulous people...
Having so much fun in the forum!
Love Sappho xxx
Well I am here, hope my presence has helped in the record breaking attempt biggrin
Rachel
I'm really happy to be with here with the lovely people I have met (in the ether).
Take Care all
Muah,
Alex x x
We've done it !!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Roy Castle couldn't make it for some reason, but it still counts lol :lol:
We all done it !!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oops, posted my 'I'm here' in the wrong section confused
Jolly exciting, feels like midnight on New Years Eve!
:bounce:
Congratulations!
Be good - be happy - be horny - be safe!
Wilma
X X X X
Ooooooopppsss we posted on wrong board too hehehehehe. Anyway we made it here in the end.
i,m way thats a gr8 foto wewantu2!!!
Woooooooo! We did it!!!
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Sarge - well done on a great idea. That was fun biggrin
Thanks for your support Guys (and Gals)
I knew I could depend on you all to be as daft as me!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Speech time now
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking I would just like to say this:
I am thrilled that the record is now held by members of the site rather than the middle aged men that came here after listening to a programme on Radio 4 about dogging. ( I’ve just thought, I wonder if any of them are still here?? They could still be wandering around the site like Japanese Snipers that think the war is still going!!!!) lol :lol: :lol:
Thanks to all the regulars and not so regulars that made the effort to join in, namely Alexandra, Andy_Wakefield, blissed, BlueEyes, bluexxx, bridgette jones, bryanjester666, Carpathian, chippycroxall, curious karrie, djcouple, DJohn, facialfran, feenix, Fred, FredFlintstone, Jags, Judy_TV_34616, KitKat, maktwoold, mal609, MISSCHIEF, neilnstacey, Rachel 80, RedHot, Sappho, steveg_nw, Steve_D, we2wantu, welshkittencpl, willxx69, WilmaFlintstone, wishbone and WMI, not forgetting those that popped in from the Chat Room.
I would also like to thank NTL Broadband for coming back on line just in time, my son for going to bed twenty minutes early, my wife for having a shower at just the right time so I didn’t have to put up with her disapproving glares, Kat for opening the GFZ and most of all, Wilma Flintstone for not putting me back in that corner!!! confused :? :?
I love you all and want to have your babies!!! :inlove: :inlove:
Sgt Bilko HoS(ND)
Well done team
Sorry I was missed you.. rolling along my old friend the M6 again. But, you were in my thoughts (some of you more than others?)
A.
Soz i missed to but i did explain to sgt i was congratulations anyway.
Congratulations to all, sorry I wasn't able to join in but a prior appointment that I couldn't get out of was to blame. And no it wasn't a female (unfortunately) I was lecturing.
Harry0
Fantastic performance, everyone involved. Makes one proud. A propos of nothing in particular, to quote the divine Dusty: being good isn't always easy, no matter how hard I try biggrin
CONGRATULATIONS biggrin :D :D :D :D :D
Sorry I couldnt have been there with you all in the attemt. Any chance we can try and increase it throughout the year????
I wonder if Mr Blair will come on line and congratulate you on your new record???