SH Community....Is This You????

10 Apr 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G

This one??

Love that chewing gum walk..... very Wriggley wink

(TM Ralph Wiggum - The Simpsons)

10 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem

Seriously will someone take my shovel off me today???
<<<< Neil >>>>> get your ass in here and take your shovel back, it's getting me into trouble!

I've been reading ya............it aint gonna happen today gem, your only chance is to dig deeper and quicker so we don't catch up to you....
can you drive one of these?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :gagged:
Ooo ya bugger!
:lol: I wish!
Can I request something more ..... erm.... yellow and black? Maybe with go faster stripes? dunno

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
anyways gem it can't be my shovel anyway . . mine's locked in the shed where i can't get to it, and that's where it's staying! :lol:
n x x x :P

10 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem

Seriously will someone take my shovel off me today???
<<<< Neil >>>>> get your ass in here and take your shovel back, it's getting me into trouble!

I've been reading ya............it aint gonna happen today gem, your only chance is to dig deeper and quicker so we don't catch up to you....
can you drive one of these?

10 Apr 2005

Typical flash git....I offer as perfectly decent little digger, but then you read Gems preference for a yellow colour so not only do you go out and find her a yellow one, but have to go with a bigger fucker as well.....size aint everything you know.
pssst.......stick with mine gem, it aint big, but it will fit up your back passge without damaging the walls :shock:
oh more Terry Thomas type innuendo, if I keep this up I will need to grow a moustache and get a gap fitted in my front teeth

10 Apr 2005

Tune, you're making me blush! redface

Davej! :shock: Fit up my back passage! :shock: Not damaging walls! :shock: :scared:
I don't think I need your shovel now Neil, look what easy has brought me! :D

Quote by easy

Oooo Easy! passionkiss

It's yellow and black just like I wanted! :D Thankyou ever so much! silly

assionkiss:
I'm sure Venus will forgive me if I let her drive my digger once in a while! :D
kiss

Gem. x

10 Apr 2005

all for you, DM kiss

Aahh, thanks Ocky..Dangermouse likes it!...Penfold..Shush!

11 Apr 2005

Quote by little gem
I'm sure Venus will forgive me if I let her drive my digger once in a while!

Gem. x

You'll have to pick it up from her works car-park now though. sad

She starts a new job today. :bounce:
*easy braces himself for the posting deluge that will follow when Venus gets home*
:P :eeek: lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Apr 2005

In that case....

One previous carefull owner from new (unfortunately a few others have hijacked it and taken it for a joy-ride redface

). Some history. Buyer to collect.
Happens a LOT here mate. :thumbup:

11 Apr 2005

Yep, I've gone off Topic as well. I now find I prefer a Mars Bar instead.

11 Apr 2005

You don't get an hazelnut in every bite with mars bars though!!

12 Apr 2005

Adding to the off-topic bit.....
Ms. Ockysweeties..... that avatar........ WOW! :inlove:

12 Apr 2005

Quote by easy
Adding to the off-topic bit.....
Ms. Ockysweeties..... that avatar........ WOW! :inlove:

I know, it's like watching a mini soft porn movie!

12 Apr 2005

Quote by Trapper
Adding to the off-topic bit.....
Ms. Ockysweeties..... that avatar........ WOW! :inlove:

I know, it's like watching a mini soft porn movie!
awwww. redface

ops: well, I aim to please y'know. And I wanted to show off my animation skills. lol

12 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
Adding to the off-topic bit.....
Ms. Ockysweeties..... that avatar........ WOW! :inlove:

I know, it's like watching a mini soft porn movie!
awwww. redface

ops: well, I aim to please y'know. And I wanted to show off my animation skills. lol

Yeah I was admiring the animation skills..... rolleyes

I've always had a thing for women with short-ish dark hair and gorgeous, kissable lips.
If you PM me nicely I may show you a picture of the aforementioned "thing".... :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

12 Apr 2005

Message to Wishmaster..... Blonde wasn't wearing that get-up underneath while I was in the pub with you two was she???? Blimey... or is it her sister?
If so, can you give her my number!!!
....anyhews... i think it's a dead-ringer for Blondeslave.....
Thread back on track ..... rescued by postie, no problem....

12 Apr 2005

Well done that mailman!

13 Apr 2005

er... Yup postie..... have to fess up...... it's blondeslave ........ I made her wear that rig for a dare and she walked around Mothercare with it on during a sale.
Sorry mate, gonna have to hijack your sig ...... what a statement! Best I've seen yet!

Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the goal of arriving safely in a prettily preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways in a shower of gravel and party shards, thoroughly used, utterly exhausted, and loudly proclaiming: "Fuck ME, that was BRILLIANT!"

13 Apr 2005

I noticed some other person on here has also borrowed it..... and seeing as it's you, no problem mate. Seems tailor made for you anyways, you've certainly worked on not arriving in a prettily preserved body, thats for sure!!! worship

13 Apr 2005

I know! It's the latest Asda advert.. I can just imagine her slapping where her back pocket would have been.
(ok, silly idea...)