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Shagging Vanillas?

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bluexxx
Sex God
I was having a chat last night with a fellow swinger and the subject of shagging vanilla people raised its disconcerting head :uhoh: . Without giving away anything personal from him, the upshot of the conversation was that trying to get a shag off a vanilla is very difficult. I told him that shagging vanillas is a very bad idea and it is much better to stump up a few quid if you're feeling horny, than it is to bother with all the dating shit that seems to turn vanillas on lol :lol: :lol: wink :wink: :wink: .
Anyways, my point is.... if you are an active swinger, do you also seek to shag or date vanillas... and is this ever successful???
I guess if you are curently married to a vanilla and are swinging behind his/her back then poor you, you're stuck with it :lol: :lol: :lol: ... what I'm really talking about are the choices that totally single swingers might have....................
SO...... shag a vanilla????
Yes... or......... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My vote is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please note: this is just meant to be a tongue in cheek, have a laugh at vanillas thread, not a serious one about the rights and wrongs of shagging them, or cheating, or prostitution, or whatever!!!
tattyxpx
Orgasminator
Quote by bluexxx
I was having a chat last night with a fellow swinger and the subject of shagging vanilla people raised its disconcerting head :uhoh: . Without giving away anything personal from him, the upshot of the conversation was that trying to get a shag off a vanilla is very difficult. I told him that shagging vanillas is a very bad idea and it is much better to stump up a few quid if you're feeling horny, than it is to bother with all the dating shit that seems to turn vanillas on lol :lol: :lol: wink :wink: :wink: .
Anyways, my point is.... if you are an active swinger, do you also seek to shag or date vanillas... and is this ever successful???
I guess if you are curently married to a vanilla and are swinging behind his/her back then poor you, you're stuck with it :lol: :lol: :lol: ... what I'm really talking about are the choices that totally single swingers might have....................
SO...... shag a vanilla????
Yes... or......... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My vote is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Please note: this is just meant to be a tongue in cheek, have a laugh at vanillas thread, not a serious one about the rights and wrongs of shagging them, or cheating, or prostitution, or whatever!!!

Bloody Nora bluexxx it takes me all my time to get a shag off a fellow Swinger never mind a dreaded Vanilla rolleyes
My answer is NO
Unknown User
Vanillas?
As opposed to Double Chocolate or a nice Cornish???
You'd have to make sure you got the right sized cone though!
dunno
Unknown User
Surely shagging vanillas is the only way to make new swingers, isn't it????
...bit like vampires, I always thought...
Keep up the good work! lol
Unknown User
Some of us get the chance to shag someone(apart from their partner of course) so rarely that vanilla will do......Or chocolate.......Strawberry.......Mint.......The list is endless biggrin :D
fabio
Sex God
What happens if you can't get a shag off a swinger... let alone a vanilla!!!!!! smile :) :) :) :)
Does this mean i am literally and figuratively screwed..... not!!!!
yours...
"Shagless" of South Tyneside.........
treasurechest
Sexpert
LOL, No, no vanillas!!! To much hassle, too time sonsuming, too much work, too much conversation, never enough dick!!
little__gem
Sex God
I've shagged vanillas on a nsa basis and I'd do it again too. So my vote is a YES!
However as a woman pulling men...... it's far easier. I do believe they call them "One Night Stands". If theyre any good you move onto being a "booty call " or a "Fuck buddy"
I've even managed to get a threesome with three guys who are mates from a vanilla night out........
But then I am partnered up with himself......neilnolongerinleeds! lol
berksbex
Orgasminator
It would depend on if I fancy them or not to start with. :twisted: But there are real problems with shagging people who just don’t ‘get’ this lifestyle. The main one being that they then think you belong to them and don’t want you to shag anyone else!
Also, I have come across a few people using this site who could really be described as being vanilla. They start off all ‘lets have fun, leave all barriers at the bedroom door’ but in essence they are so straight that I have shocked at least two guys by just mentioning a few innocuous (to me lol) things I like. They don’t understand it and I end up saying ‘what the fuck, you met me on a swingers site, what did you expect?!?’
So I think what I’m trying to say Blue is, my answer is no. :P smile
postie
Sex God
I have shagged Vanillas but don't recommend it
the chocolate melts and the white filling gets everywhere.....
( seriously, I wouldn't even try now with a vanilla, would mean giving up too much and soooo tedious, in general.)
warwick
Sex God
I had to look up what vanilla was first before replying to this thread redface surprisedops: :oops:
Gave me a good idea for a dessert for herself at the weekend however wink
I dont give a toss Im that horny Id shag anyone or probably anything at the moment rolleyes
roll on Friday :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
berksbex
Orgasminator
Quote by phil_osopher
Surely shagging vanillas is the only way to make new swingers, isn't it????
...bit like vampires, I always thought...
Keep up the good work! lol

haha! well there is always that! :twisted:
And actually from what I remember, that's how I was converted :P
Unknown User
definatly do not shag vinillas
Thats how affairs start and i do not what that complication in my life
Bi-Guy-Notts
SilkandBigG
Sex God
There are two kinds of people in the world ..those that divide everybody into groups , and those that dont . :shock: lol
mr__filth1
Sexpert
Am i a 'vanilla' ? i'm new to the scene so i supose i am........i'll get my coat............
Unknown User
Quote by warwick
I dont give a toss Im that horny Id shag anyone or probably anything at the moment rolleyes
roll on Friday :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Fancy Lunch? biggrin
Unknown User
Nope NO vanillas for me was in a relationship for 5 years with one rolleyes bloody glad he left im alot happier now i can have fun but then now i've gone and fallen for a swinger so my life is just going to get better and better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink
warwick
Sex God
tease lol :lol: :lol:
hi jackers on the horizon,...............oh no actually weve arrived cool
take this thread to Cuba (or maybee just Sheffield will do) wink
leprechaun
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
I dont give a toss Im that horny Id shag anyone or probably anything at the moment rolleyes
roll on Friday :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Fancy Lunch? biggrin
did some 1 say lunch alexanda leprechaun often does lunch on his day off in manchester u are more than welcome to join the little green whore on tour for a nice meal and good convo
well god loves a tryer
Unknown User
Quote by warwick
tease lol :lol: :lol:
hi jackers on the horizon,...............oh no actually weve arrived cool
take this thread to Cuba (or maybee just Sheffield will do) wink

I think the trams are better in Sheffield!
Hmmmmm - can you actually hi-jack a tram I wonder? rolleyes
MrsBedz
Sexpert
Being a fairly new to the swinging scene I havent learnt all of the meanings to the words yet so ummmm... Whats a Vanilla? redface dunno
MrsB
Unknown User
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Being a fairly new to the swinging scene I havent learnt all of the meanings to the words yet so ummmm... Whats a Vanilla? redface dunno
MrsB

An Ice Cream
A Yoghurt
or anyone not into the 'swinging' lifestyle!
So I suppose I'm a vanilla)
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Being a fairly new to the swinging scene I havent learnt all of the meanings to the words yet so ummmm... Whats a Vanilla? redface dunno
MrsB
Vanilla is plain, you get the same terminology used in all sorts of things, it just means untouched, default.
Quote by bluexxx
SO...... shag a vanilla????
Yes... or......... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My vote is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sure, I'd shag a vanilla, is that the theme of your next party? 'Bring a vanilla!'
biggrin
MrsBedz
Sexpert
Quote by Alexandra
Being a fairly new to the swinging scene I havent learnt all of the meanings to the words yet so ummmm... Whats a Vanilla? redface dunno
MrsB

An Ice Cream
A Yoghurt
or anyone not into the 'swinging' lifestyle!
So I suppose I'm a bit vanilla(ish)
Thanks kiss , I thought that was what it meant..
Unknown User
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Being a fairly new to the swinging scene I havent learnt all of the meanings to the words yet so ummmm... Whats a Vanilla? redface dunno
MrsB

An Ice Cream
A Yoghurt
or anyone not into the 'swinging' lifestyle!
So I suppose I'm very vanilla)
Thanks kiss , I thought that was what it meant..
silent_bob
Orgasminator
Do you realise that I've just had a brief think through my previous 'conquests' and I've never shagged a complete vanilla :shock:
The closest is Mrs DP, but she's vanilla by choice these days rather than it being a lifelong thing.
Hmmmm... I might have to try sometime, it could be an interesting experience. smile
TallFunLondon
Orgasminator
Didn't most of us progress from being vanilla into this at some point along the way?
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
bluexxx :shock: you do ask some really odd questions you know lol
i suppose a shags a shag at the end iof the day but its much easier to just go to a club so my votes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
to vanilla's to much like bloody hard work
Unknown User
Yes! Shagging a vanilla can be the start of something wonderful. Converting them to the swinging side of life and being at the start of their sexual awakening and all the enthusiasm and kinkyness is what life is all about cool
Unknown User
Quote by givemeahug
Nope NO vanillas for me was in a relationship for 5 years with one rolleyes bloody glad he left im alot happier now i can have fun but then now i've gone and fallen for a swinger so my life is just going to get better and better :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

lucky guy...
no vanilla for me, unless it's a mc donalds vanilla shake. :P