Drop it in a measuring jug of water and record how much by volume id displaced - this could be the eureka moment for inter net meeting lol
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Quote by southfun7904
If a scientific measuring system is needed then surely, girth must play a role too, perhaps even strength of the man wee
Drop it in a measuring jug of water and record how much by volume id displaced - this could be the eureka moment for inter net meeting lol
I think this is a wonderfull idea and having tried it, can report that it really does work, so if any of you girls wants to meet up with a guy who has wet trousers, is standing in a small puddle of water and sports a full 4 fluid ounces, then drop me a line
Sex God
Quote by davej
If a scientific measuring system is needed then surely, girth must play a role too, perhaps even strength of the man wee
Drop it in a measuring jug of water and record how much by volume id displaced - this could be the eureka moment for inter net meeting lol
I think this is a wonderfull idea and having tried it, can report that it really does work, so if any of you girls wants to meet up with a guy who has wet trousers, is standing in a small puddle of water and sports a full 4 fluid ounces, then drop me a line
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:wot you on about then ??? <<< shrugs >>>
bear with me i'm just waiting for the kettle to boil. it shrivels when it's cold. BBIAB!
n x x x x :P
Quote by outdoorfun
Lots of banter but no-one defining or joining - apart from Stevg and Nieliepops in Leeds and his post was ambiguous.
So, to help get this moving and on the basis that it would have been nice to have had to say 'Honey, just saw when if it gets too much' once or twice,
I'M IN
The Kent Host
OK, I'll join too, but the membership committee may throw me out when they examine my credentials.
Can we have some suggestions for the panel of scrutineers?
: 
Orgasminator
At least this is an easy club to join....... not looooong list to measure upto
Quote by steveg_nw
Unfortunately guys I've been told that I have no right whatsoever to apply for membership of the small willy club. It is with deep regret that I tender my resignation.
*steveg_nw trudges off with shoulders drooped........nobody wants him in their club. <sniff>
Steve
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: so made me laugh. If you want to be a chipolatta then go for it :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
*steveg_nw trudges off with shoulders drooped........nobody wants him in their club. <sniff>
Steve
Looking for some sympathy Steve sweetie????.... Aaawwww :therethere:
Shireen
xxx
oooiiiii!!! don't encourage him ffs. sympathy vote my arse. what about me shireen? eh? hmm? :bounce:
n x x x x ;-)
will miss ya tomorrow shireen :kiss: motor racing is it? pah! ;-)
Quote by celticq
If you just shuffle sideways a bit - I believe you will find that warwick has some places left in his club
Ah right.........so, not satisfied with forcing me to resign from the small willy club.......now you're saying I'm as "mad as a box of frogs" as well!! :shock: :shock:
sheesh!
Steve
*shuffle <sniff> shuffle <sniff> shuffle...........
Orgasminator
Quote by steveg_nw
If you just shuffle sideways a bit - I believe you will find that warwick has some places left in his club
Ah right.........so, not satisfied with forcing me to resign from the small willy club.......now you're saying I'm as "mad as a box of frogs" as well!! :shock: :shock:
sheesh!
Steve
*shuffle <sniff> shuffle <sniff> shuffle...........
Aw Steveg come here and give me a hug you can join my club (when I think of a name!!!) xx
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
If a scientific measuring system is needed then surely, girth must play a role too, perhaps even strength of the man wee
Drop it in a measuring jug of water and record how much by volume id displaced - this could be the eureka moment for inter net meeting lol
I think this is a wonderfull idea and having tried it, can report that it really does work, so if any of you girls wants to meet up with a guy who has wet trousers, is standing in a small puddle of water and sports a full 4 fluid ounces, then drop me a line
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:wot you on about then ??? <<< shrugs >>>
bear with me i'm just waiting for the kettle to boil. it shrivels when it's cold. BBIAB!
n x x x x :P
If any of you girls would like to meet a guy who has dropped his smiffies into boiling water and has now boiled his knapsacks to a frazzle so they resembles a Baboons arse,
contact Neil...
Sex God
Quote by davej
If a scientific measuring system is needed then surely, girth must play a role too, perhaps even strength of the man wee
Drop it in a measuring jug of water and record how much by volume id displaced - this could be the eureka moment for inter net meeting lol
I think this is a wonderfull idea and having tried it, can report that it really does work, so if any of you girls wants to meet up with a guy who has wet trousers, is standing in a small puddle of water and sports a full 4 fluid ounces, then drop me a line
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:wot you on about then ??? <<< shrugs >>>
bear with me i'm just waiting for the kettle to boil. it shrivels when it's cold. BBIAB!
n x x x x :P
If any of you girls would like to meet a guy who has dropped his smiffies into boiling water and has now boiled his knapsacks to a frazzle so they resembles a Baboons arse,
contact Neil...
hey dave don't knock it till you try it. i'm gonna save a fortune on Veet, and avoid the scary razor thingie. i reckon i've got a right plan! :lol:
n x x x ;-)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
If a scientific measuring system is needed then surely, girth must play a role too, perhaps even strength of the man wee
Drop it in a measuring jug of water and record how much by volume id displaced - this could be the eureka moment for inter net meeting lol
I think this is a wonderfull idea and having tried it, can report that it really does work, so if any of you girls wants to meet up with a guy who has wet trousers, is standing in a small puddle of water and sports a full 4 fluid ounces, then drop me a line
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:wot you on about then ??? <<< shrugs >>>
bear with me i'm just waiting for the kettle to boil. it shrivels when it's cold. BBIAB!
n x x x x :P
If any of you girls would like to meet a guy who has dropped his smiffies into boiling water and has now boiled his knapsacks to a frazzle so they resembles a Baboons arse,
contact Neil...
hey dave don't knock it till you try it. i'm gonna save a fortune on Veet, and avoid the scary razor thingie. i reckon i've got a right plan! :lol:
n x x x ;-)
Mty dear fellow I dont want to come across as some wise old owl, but suffice to say that my advanced years have taught me a thing or two and I can assure you that boiling your Tinger and Tuckers' is not a sensible idea. By all means try, but be warned the jeans that you are planning to wear tomorrow may well have to be substituted for a lighter and more accomadating trouser as I am convinced that your 'babies arm clutching an apple' will be somewhat swollen and uncomfortable and resemble a road kill.
Sex God
oi dave!!!!!
i never saw you in the jaccuzzi???? spying were we? ffs! :lol2:
n x x x ;-)
I am convinced that your 'babies arm clutching an apple'
i never saw you in the jaccuzzi???? spying were we? ffs! :lol2:
n x x x ;-)
Quote by davej
Mty dear fellow I dont want to come across as some wise old owl, but suffice to say that my advanced years have taught me a thing or two and I can assure you that boiling your Tinger and Tuckers' is not a sensible idea. By all means try, but be warned the jeans that you are planning to wear tomorrow may well have to be substituted for a lighter and more accomadating trouser as I am convinced that your 'babies arm clutching an apple' will be somewhat swollen and uncomfortable and resemble a road kill.
Thread hijack .....
OMG TInger & Tucker ... I remember them but no one else here does .......... you've made me very happy Davej ... i was beginning to think I'd imagined them :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Mty dear fellow I dont want to come across as some wise old owl, but suffice to say that my advanced years have taught me a thing or two and I can assure you that boiling your Tinger and Tuckers' is not a sensible idea. By all means try, but be warned the jeans that you are planning to wear tomorrow may well have to be substituted for a lighter and more accomadating trouser as I am convinced that your 'babies arm clutching an apple' will be somewhat swollen and uncomfortable and resemble a road kill.
Thread hijack .....
OMG TInger & Tucker ... I remember them but no one else here does .......... you've made me very happy Davej ... i was beginning to think I'd imagined them :shock:
Glad you jumped in Calista otherwise it would have ended up a two way conversation
Ah yes tinger and tucker remember them well...so its not just you they did exist.
now then to get it back on track, can you tell Neil that he is to be drummed out of the small Willy club for admitting that he has a masher that looks like a babies arm clutching an apple which is clearly an excess of knob for this club. He can appeal against this ruling by dropping Thumper into a half pint glass at the munch but if it touches the bottom he's out!!
Sex God
Quote by ComedyDaveJ
He can appeal against this ruling by dropping Thumper into a half pint glass at the munch but if it touches the bottom he's out!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:i think we can safely say my membership is secure then! phew!
neil x x x x ;-)
hey if i don't take the piss, someones bound to step up and do it for me . . . . . ffs ;-)
Quote by neilinleeds
oooiiiii!!! don't encourage him ffs. sympathy vote my arse. what about me shireen? eh? hmm? :bounce:
n x x x x ;-)
Erm............... I haven't met you neil sweetie but I have met Steveg and a mighty fine chap he is too..... Maybe if we had met I might feel sorry for you....
will miss ya tomorrow shireen
Aaawwww thank you hun :kiss: Yes you are correct motor racing it is..... We shall be communing with nature in among the deer park.... *Translation - getting pissed watching the deer come out of the woods..... :lol:
To all those that we shall miss at the munch :cheers: I shall drink a toast to your good health :kiss:
Shireen
xxx
Sex God
dave, in future, i shall defer to your sage advice . . . . i must confess it was reckless of me to continue with what seemed a cunning plan at the time.
i thought i could combine hair removal and measurement in one fell swoop, but i didn't have long enough to actually measure the fluid displacement, cos i dropped the bloody jug, and have scalded toes and plums! :shock:
i had to rush out to macdonalds this morning for an extra large shake to cool the buggers down, so i should probably have done that in the first place, and used the original beanbag method advised elsewhere.
i shall be carrying me bollox around in a wheelbarrow this evening, though they are kinda hairless. well melted hair actually! not quite the effect i was after!
<<< sighs >>>
neil x x x x ;-)
i thought i could combine hair removal and measurement in one fell swoop, but i didn't have long enough to actually measure the fluid displacement, cos i dropped the bloody jug, and have scalded toes and plums! :shock:
i had to rush out to macdonalds this morning for an extra large shake to cool the buggers down, so i should probably have done that in the first place, and used the original beanbag method advised elsewhere.
i shall be carrying me bollox around in a wheelbarrow this evening, though they are kinda hairless. well melted hair actually! not quite the effect i was after!
<<< sighs >>>
neil x x x x ;-)
Forum Virgin
hi all
can i join the club pls no one ever wants me in there club plsssssssssssss can i lol
as i think its small when i look down at it so it must be
can i join the club pls no one ever wants me in there club plsssssssssssss can i lol
as i think its small when i look down at it so it must be
