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Smear tests..........owwwww.

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Quote by winchwench
Wow, didn't realise how much reaction this would provoke. I have to have yearly smear as I am in a high risk group, and they have always hurt since I started having them. Had abnormal smears the last two times, and the nurse reckons the pain is from cervical erosion.
I have lost people to various forms of cancer, including my brother, so because of genetics, have regular tests for everything under the sun. I would never ever put my life at risk, and would tell anyone who reads this that it is just my bad luck that I feel pain, the others on here who have replied haven't had a problem. So if you are putting it off, DON'T. It is honestly worth that bit of discomfort to find out if anything is wrong, and to get early treatment.
I think it hurt more today, as they did it a different way, they usually use a wooden scraper, but apparently now the best way to get a sample is to use a brush.. so the post about pushing a toothbrush... eek its making my eyes water thinking about it!
Seriously, don't put it off... if you're worried, like many have said, talk to the nurse or gp you're registered with...
And thanks all for replying xxxxx
Off for more chocolate xx
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A luverly bar of Lindt choccy.....A glass of Merlot....and a newly arrived kitten!
Kitty.... don't touch her pussy it may bite! blink
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Quote by jaymar
Kitty.... don't touch her pussy it may bite! blink

Saucer of cream for Mar lol
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Quote by jaymar
Wow, didn't realise how much reaction this would provoke. I have to have yearly smear as I am in a high risk group, and they have always hurt since I started having them. Had abnormal smears the last two times, and the nurse reckons the pain is from cervical erosion.
I have lost people to various forms of cancer, including my brother, so because of genetics, have regular tests for everything under the sun. I would never ever put my life at risk, and would tell anyone who reads this that it is just my bad luck that I feel pain, the others on here who have replied haven't had a problem. So if you are putting it off, DON'T. It is honestly worth that bit of discomfort to find out if anything is wrong, and to get early treatment.
I think it hurt more today, as they did it a different way, they usually use a wooden scraper, but apparently now the best way to get a sample is to use a brush.. so the post about pushing a toothbrush... eek its making my eyes water thinking about it!
Seriously, don't put it off... if you're worried, like many have said, talk to the nurse or gp you're registered with...
And thanks all for replying xxxxx
Off for more chocolate xx
smile redface

Kits....I think I have the ultimate trinity for you right here, right now....
A luverly bar of Lindt choccy.....A glass of Merlot....and a newly arrived kitten!
Kitty.... don't touch her pussy it may bite! blink cool
Back to normal this morning :happy:
Got my other half coming round for lunch at 12... maybe I will have him for afters...
:giggle:
Don't forget the squirty cream hunie xxxx ( I know you will read this before you come round!! )
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Glad your feeling better misskitty!
I'm off for one next week!, mind you i'm not worried, they used to be really really painful for me too, but i think thats down to who was doing them!
We now have a new female doctor who is fantastic ( i too have them every 6mo), and she even made having the mirena coil insterted much less painful and unpleasant than the stories i had been told!
She jokes, tells tales, makes you laugh and relax which really really helps! she also has a fantastic sexy scots accent redface (i shouldnt have said that!)
venus x
Quote by anais
I don't like going but I do.... and our sugery nurse is the best (I went to school with her), last time I went I didn't feel a thing, didn't realise she'd done it!
When I had some blood tests done recently I noticed they now have a special chair, one of those with stirrups... don't like those chairs for some reason. So Im not looking forward to the next one!
Anyone had a smear done in one of those chairs? Does it make a difference?

I have to have my smear tests done in one of those chairs with the stirrups at our local hospital, due to having a tilted uterus, therefore the 'normal' nurse at our surgery is unable to find the cervix in the standard position. Being lay back with my feet in stirrups isn't the most dignifying position, but its the only way they can get a decent view of my insides!
It helps that they have pics of Brad Pitt and George Clooney taped to the ceiling tho! lol :lol:
I know what you mean about accents.. my other half has a lovely voice.. he only has to talk to me and I go weak at the knees.....
Hopefully the next one will be better!!