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Hiya Guys! I'm back!
For those of you who are new, I'm Heather...
For those of you who are not new, I'm Heather... remember me?? biggrin
Where do I begin?
I can't believe I haven't been 'back home' on SH since New Years Day!
Well...
First off, I had a wee small operation in the first week of January - I am now fully recovered, thanks. wink
Then... while I nipped out to the shops to get some medicinal Jaffa Cakes, some b**tard broke into my house and burgled me - which sent me into a deep malaise during which (and I DO realise just how serious this is) I even pondered becoming a Sunday Sport journalist.
Then... two weeks back just as I was feeling randy again, I young chap wrapped his nice shiney BMW around the tree outside my house. He died, sorry to say. His own fault... but it's taken two weeks of Police statements, etc...
However... I have no chance whatsoever in catching up on all the naughty goings on so will someone please PM me and let me know the skinny?
and will everyone that wrote to be please accept my apologies for not getting back as yet. It'll take me a while to reply to you all.
Lot of Bunny Hugz
Hxx
A warm welcome back Heather - it's good to see you back in the bosom of the family.
Sappho xxx
:happy: :happy: :happy: wave
Good to see you around again Heather - it'll take you AGES to sift through the postings but:
Fred is still wrapped in pink fluffy handcuffs
Kate is still fab
Kit is still fabber
Shenigans abound - fun flows and the joy of life is abundant!
x xx x
Nice to see you back, Heather - I guess I have to ask the obvious question liable to issue from my lips - was our goth help of any use ?
See, we do remember you still ! wink
Carpathian
Sorry life has been rough for a while. Welcome back to the forum.
Love
Wilma
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Oh, Heather. It's good to see you back safe and (relatively) sound, but... You didn't do that "Happy New Year!" thing very well, did you? You deserve another chance, just because you're you.
I hereby declare that Saturday will be the start of a new year. May it be a proper happy one for Heather.
kiss
Oh... isn't it wonderful to have such good friends!
Thanks, Mark. And I really should have dropped by... Mal was very nice and gave me a call... and I really did intend to come back after that but then the crash happened.
Forgive me for not leaping into every thread for a while... but knowing my luck I'll say something daft and inadventently cause life long friends to fall out and life long enemies buy shares in IKEA. rolleyes
My... this place has EXPLODED with memberships and posts, hasn't it! blink
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Sorry life has been rough for a while.

And that is just in the forum!
Welcome back - grab a chair and sit down before the sarge decides to do a body search or Will pick a fight with someone...
Go have a play with the new Avatars - Wilma has!
And please try to remember you are on duty in the GFZ this weekend - your new uniform will be sent to you by Kat....
Fred
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Hello Heather!
We've not met, so pleased to meet you biggrin - although did read alot of your posts when I was still lurking in the background :D
Here's to things being on the up for you from now on
Hi Heather wave and welcome back kiss
I remember that you started to go quiet just as I joined and I though it was my fault!! redface
I have now hung up the sackcloth and ashes and donned bright new shining armour instead! It is a bit noisy in the rain and murder in hot weather, but hey that's life!
I hope things continue to look up for you and that we will get to enjoy more of your posts from now on. It is good to see you.
Heather?
Who?
Nah.. never heard of her... wink

welcome back!
steve
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Yippeee!!! You're back!! kiss :kiss:
You've been sorely missed. They have have worked me into a frazzle, trying to keep on top of all these little minkies duel . Sometimes they just wouldn't behave :jagsatwork:
Still now you're back, I can get away for my much needed R & R next month 69position hump blast passionkiss !
What have you missed?
Well, Lost some bad ones - yippee! Gained some good ones - double yippee!!
Had a Munch
Several more planned
Someone's wife is having a baby (Biscuit, I think?)
Jags now likes willies, no matter what she says redface
Freds been promoted
WI is kicking along nicely
Rabbit testing - no results yet, but the feedback looks promising
GFZ has been missing you - the place is a tip (Great!! :grin: )
Placed an ad in the Forum - apparently only single guy to get results from an ad!!
Started a poll for what to do with my lovely date from the ad :kiss: (and she really is gorgeous!). She'll be blushing now, but can't say anything :gagged:
And............ that's about it for now. More later when you have eased yourself back into the throng - yes Fred, I said THRONG!
TTFN
Mal :rose: :rose:
wink
xxx
Heather - simply Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat to have you back lol :lol: :lol: .... I don't envy you the job of going through all the posts, but I think Mal has summerised nicely - hope you're back for good :P :P :P
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My... this place has EXPLODED with memberships and posts, hasn't it!
We needed that many to fill the aching hole that was you H. kiss
We are sooooo pleased to see you back, and echo Marks thoughts, if you ever sneak off like that again, you will get more than a welcome back spanking! mad
lhk
Kat
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We needed that many to fill the aching hole that was you H.
That sounded so much better in my head! rolleyes WTF, it is a special occasion
Heather, so obviously much loved, it is a pleasure to say hi..... I have read much that is yours and look forward to so much more.... sorry that you have had to go through so much pain ..... hope that the laughter that is here will overcome said pain
Gman.... newbie since you last post, talks too much but trys hard not too!
hi heather as you my guess i am a newbie, but i thought i would just say a big "HELLO" to you, and tell you it looks like things are getting beter already for you biggrin
Welcome back to the fold, Heather.
I imagine you will soon have this lot back in their places. wink
You have lots of nice new people to meet, too.
biggrin
Hi Heather - I'm an infrequent poster but if the recommendations above from people I respect are anything to go by, then this site has suddenly become richer in its depth of love, passion and comradship with your return.
I'm babbling now, so I'll lie down and ponder! lol
Guys! Guys!
I'm fillin' up! redface
If only my kids thought as much of me as you lot!!
It's real nice to be back...
:rose:
Hxx
I still want to know how the goth thing went - typing that advice reminded me of a few things that brought a grin or two to my face - also reminded me to pat my little gargoyle that resulted from one of them on the head. No bad thing, that.
Hope it was some use in the end !
{oh, come on folks - I was bound to follow that thread up, wasn't I !}
Carpathian