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Hi,
I attended a Stag do a week or so ago which was brill...we started off with quad biking in shropshire, followed by white water rafting in Llangoh...len (sincere apologies for the spelling), then to a hotel in Chester for a shower, sh*t and a shave, then onto the chinese for a banquet, visited the lap dancing bar, visited loads of bars and ended up in a club...the Stag was dressed as an escaped convict, complete with ball and chain...didn't strip him or embarras him too much...quite tame really...!
Was your Stag or Hen night/weekend memorable...?
CC...... cool
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Was your Stag or Hen night/weekend memorable...?
CC...... cool

Yes.......but for the wrong reasons...
....My ex-husband had his Stag do the night before my hen night. I got a phone call in the early hours of the morning to say he was on his way home in a taxi......half an hour later (should have been a 10 minute taxi ride) he still wasn't back......he rang again to say he had to get out of the taxi because he felt ill and was lost (It was a straight road and I haven't got a clue how he could have gotten lost). I asked him what he could see and he described a van deport, so I told him how to get home from there. Half an hour later he still wasn't back, rang his mobile and it was going straight to answer machine. By this point I was getting worried as there had been a murder in the area he was in the week earlier. I got out of bed and got ready and went out looking for him, couldn't find him so went back home, only for him to be walking towards the house from the opposite direction (haven't a clue where he had been to be returning from that direction). He was minging drunk, his phone wasn't working because he had managed to drop and smash it.
Got in the house and got him to bed. Where he then sat up and puked all over the bed and floor.....then wouldn't stay off the bed so I could change the sheets, after I had cleaned the puke up........had about 2 hours sleep all night!
Following morning, dragged myself out of bed to go away on my hen weekend. Super tired, and grumpy. We were supposed to be on the guest list of a couple of nightclubs owned by a work mate of one of my bridesmaids. At the start of the night we found a bar/club that we liked but had agreed to go onto the club, that I, the Hen (and most of the Hen party), wanted to go to. But this lass, who is the most selfish lass you could meet (no longer a friend), decieded she liked the club we were in already, and refused to move on to the club that she had arranged the guest list for.........I was tired already, because of the night before, so I ended up going back to the hotel early and missed out on doing what I wanted on my own bloody hen night mad
Les x
Mine was absolutely dreadful.
I ended up getting off with my wife :uhoh:
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Mine was absolutely dreadful.
I ended up getting off with my wife :uhoh:

by the way.....Anyone got any advice about what one should do with a platinum 3 carrot diamond ring (ie) previous owner no longer needs it - melt it down or sell on ebay?????? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
had my hen night the night before my wedding .......need i say anymore rolleyes
Lou x
we had a combined hen n stag . it was last weekend and the guests were all off this site or similar.......work it out lol
staggy n rose
xx
Quote by handsometype
Mine was absolutely dreadful.
I ended up getting off with my wife :uhoh:

That is sick and wrong :shock: :giggle:
I had mine at a drag club in Cardiff and we had a fantastic time :thumbup: All went downhill from then on rolleyes
Mine saw me sat in a seedy club with some "borrowed" friends- I had only just moved to the area. A couple of hours later, I was home in bed, asleep.
It was utterly crap!
We are thinking of re-taking our vows, as the wedding day was also crap- but this time, I'd be wanting a proper hen night :twisted: and the ceremony would only be attended by people who actually have faith in us as a couple.
Im feeling really old- we met 17 years ago tomorrow! (its also our youngests 7th birthday- cheeky sod had me giving birth on our 10th "anniversary" so he didn't have to take me out!) lol
Mine was great, gang of us booked into a hotel and spa and got pampered for the weekend - lounging around in fluffy bathrobes then a lovely meal and retired to the bar. Funnily enough there was a New Zealand rugby team staying at the same hotel. redface
My hubby took his rabble clay pidgeon shooting then back here and played silly games, including 'hit the cow with the golf ball', 'drunken kids paint ball', 'off table tennis', and 'pin the tail on the punch bag'.
Needless to say when I got back home there were men strewn all over the place. But the hadn't broken anything - either in the house or any limbs. A jolly good time was had by all.
H.x
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Needless to say when I got back home there were men strewn all over the place.
H.x

Ok.. bragging again eh?? lol :lol:
Chuff me cheeky chimp you've had a thread run to at least 10 posts and not had it locked. You must be so proud :giggle:
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Chuff me cheeky chimp you've had a thread run to at least 10 posts and not had it locked. You must be so proud :giggle:

I dont give a fluck if my threads get locked or not mate.
CC....... wink
Morbius had his stag night the night before we got married :cry: I wasn't impressed with the green grrom!!!
I never had a hen night .... I've stitched too many people up in my time and there was no way I was going to let them get me back ROFLMAO
Cx
I remember my ex husband coming home from his stag night drunk.
I could here lots banging as he staggered around the house and half an hour later he managed to find his way upstairs.
I asked him if he was OK and he said
"Yeah, but I've just been sick. Don't worry though, I've hoovered it up" :shock:
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I remember my ex husband coming home from his stag night drunk.
I could here lots banging as he staggered around the house and half an hour later he managed to find his way upstairs.
I asked him if he was OK and he said
"Yeah, but I've just been sick. Don't worry though, I've hoovered it up" :shock:

Classic..... lol
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Needless to say when I got back home there were men strewn all over the place.
H.x

Ok.. bragging again eh?? lol :lol:
No, that was the line I missed out;
When I left the hotel there were rugby players strewn everywhere
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H.x
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I asked him if he was OK and he said
"Yeah, but I've just been sick. Don't worry though, I've hoovered it up" :shock:

Brilliant - funniest thing I've read for ages.
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Mine saw me sat in a seedy club with some "borrowed" friends- I had only just moved to the area. A couple of hours later, I was home in bed, asleep.
It was utterly crap!
We are thinking of re-taking our vows, as the wedding day was also crap- but this time, I'd be wanting a proper hen night :twisted: and the ceremony would only be attended by people who actually have faith in us as a couple.
Im feeling really old- we met 17 years ago tomorrow! (its also our youngests 7th birthday- cheeky sod had me giving birth on our 10th "anniversary" so he didn't have to take me out!) lol

Happy Anniversary!!!
I think you will be needing these then!

:giggle:
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Was your Stag or Hen night/weekend memorable...?

Never had one, never been on one!
I'm just not the marrying kind!
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A Jordanian friend of mine (who is, to put it mildly, loaded) arranged for his stag night to be in a lap dancing club. Only thing was, we were to be the only guests there, the groom's father having paid for us all to have as many dances as we wanted, which meant that by midnight the girls were walking around naked (there was no point in them getting dressed!), the alcohol was flowing like water and myself, the best man and his friend had gone off with two of the dancers for an (ahem!) private show!
Damn good night!
Golden Rule for any man who thinks of pulling any women on a Hen Night: Don't. From bitter experience, I know that you will have more luck trying to clean the teeth of a great white shark. :shock:
Me and Bassman are having a joint Hen and Stag weekend In Bognor with some great people off this site in December - so we expect it to be memorable! lol
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Me and Bassman are having a joint Hen and Stag weekend In Bognor with some great people off this site in December - so we expect it to be memorable! lol

:rose:
by 11pm i wasnt allowed in any of the nightclubs cos i was too drunk, i dragged my little sister along the street by her hair convinced she was someone else, my dad had to come round and pick me up off the bathroom floor and put me to bed cos my sis couldnt lift me, she returned the bangle i had left in her hair the next day, and had a bridesmaid fitting that day, believe me i couldnt have given a shit what they looked like at that moment
EArthy xx
never getting married again lol