Standards

15 Jun 2005

Lol ive read alot of funny desperate adds on this site im single and 33 years old does that put me in the ive got to beg for sex catagory
i dont think so i may be single but i still have standards for starters i dont like women to be taller than me and as im a short ass myself this narrows the search down lol
i also aint a man who hoggles big tits i prefer small petite handfull and mouthfull (how wierd am i hahahaha) take a juicy ass and nice legs over a pair of tits anyday
cant do with blonde wome nothing to do withthe been dumb theory just they think the world owes them a favour lol
Cant stand shy women prefer em to be very hot temperd and know wot they want
this add gunna make me very ppular lol i doubt theres a woman on here could fit my bill but until there is theres always free porn and the golden handshake hahahahaahah so come on fellas dont let the side down once we walked the earth tall clubbing our women and taking em home wots going on where we now have to buy em houses and rings just to sample the goods and find out we didnt want her to start with biggrin

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jlaw74
Lol ive read alot of funny desperate adds on this site im single and 33 years old does that put me in the ive got to beg for sex catagory
i dont think so i may be single but i still have standards for starters i dont like women to be taller than me and as im a short ass myself this narrows the search down lol
i also aint a man who hoggles big tits i prefer small petite handfull and mouthfull (how wierd am i hahahaha) take a juicy ass and nice legs over a pair of tits anyday
cant do with blonde wome nothing to do withthe been dumb theory just they think the world owes them a favour lol
Cant stand shy women prefer em to be very hot temperd and know wot they want
this add gunna make me very ppular lol i doubt theres a woman on here could fit my bill but until there is theres always free porn and the golden handshake hahahahaahah so come on fellas dont let the side down once we walked the earth tall clubbing our women and taking em home wots going on where we now have to buy em houses and rings just to sample the goods and find out we didnt want her to start with

And as you're of the vertically challenged variety you may even have to try harder than that wink

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jlaw74
Lol ive read alot of funny desperate adds on this site im single and 33 years old does that put me in the ive got to beg for sex catagory
i dont think so i may be single but i still have standards for starters i dont like women to be taller than me and as im a short ass myself this narrows the search down lol
i also aint a man who hoggles big tits i prefer small petite handfull and mouthfull (how wierd am i hahahaha) take a juicy ass and nice legs over a pair of tits anyday
cant do with blonde wome nothing to do withthe been dumb theory just they think the world owes them a favour lol
Cant stand shy women prefer em to be very hot temperd and know wot they want
this add gunna make me very ppular lol i doubt theres a woman on here could fit my bill but until there is theres always free porn and the golden handshake hahahahaahah so come on fellas dont let the side down once we walked the earth tall clubbing our women and taking em home wots going on where we now have to buy em houses and rings just to sample the goods and find out we didnt want her to start with

Oi,
Being blond myself I do not think the world owes me a favour, and neither an I dumb, 2 degrees, numerous other qualifications ot my name etc etc etc.
Any way I am rulled out of your criteria.
I also do not want a man clubbing me, and taking me home!

15 Jun 2005

im not the one for u......................... :cry:

15 Jun 2005

counts me out too lol
blonde and shy failed
smile

:) :)
Babe1

15 Jun 2005

ROFLMAO HOW DID I KNOW THERE WOULD BE RESPONSE TO THAT ANYWAYS i aint putting anybody down i just have standards the same as you women just because you women have advertised on a site like this does it make you open season for any guy with a hard cock I DONT THINK SO i must have a bit of fem side in me coz just coz im on here dont mean im open for filling women for the sake of it either
biggrin

15 Jun 2005

Phew....ta, had my fill wink

15 Jun 2005

And before you start with the wot are u on here for if u dont want nsa i didnt say i dont want nsa sex but i cant stcik my bits in a women i dont like the look of

15 Jun 2005

Dont worry
All u sexy blondes can come and play with me. lol

:lol: :lol:
i love blondes
i need more blondes
i cant get enough of blondes
think i got a fetish 4 blondes
i love it when a woman has lovely blonde hair and dyes her roots black wink

:wink: :wink:
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Jun 2005

Quote by Tbone
Dont worry
All u sexy blondes can come and play with me. :lol: :lol:
i love blondes
i need more blondes
i cant get enough of blondes
think i got a fetish 4 blondes
i love it when a woman has lovely blonde hair and dyes her roots black :wink: :wink:
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i was thinking of going back blonde this weekend, hmmmmmmm think im going to have to deffinately do it now!!!! :wink: :twisted:

15 Jun 2005

Ok ladies now im curious wot you got me down as a cocky little F***er lol or a desperate little nobody who tries to grab peoples attention give it to me straight im a bigboy now hahhahahahaha

15 Jun 2005

So far we're all not your type.....and you're not mine, too short.
Blondes I'm afraid lol

15 Jun 2005

Well put Sarah. :thumbup:
Whatever happened to actually being attracted to someone when you meet for the real qualitys that they do have?
cc_7up

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jlaw74
Ok ladies now im curious wot you got me down as a cocky little F***er lol or a desperate little nobody who tries to grab peoples attention give it to me straight im a bigboy now hahhahahahaha

15 Jun 2005

i must be getting mixed up somewhere i thougt this was a no strings sex site not a dating agencey i must have got it wrong my mistake and my appologies to anybody offended

15 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs
Dont worry
All u sexy blondes can come and play with me. :lol: :lol:
i love blondes
i need more blondes
i cant get enough of blondes
think i got a fetish 4 blondes
i love it when a woman has lovely blonde hair and dyes her roots black :wink: :wink:
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i was thinking of going back blonde this weekend, hmmmmmmm think im going to have to deffinately do it now!!!! :wink: :twisted:
Blondes have more fun lolololololololol
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jlaw74
i must be getting mixed up somewhere i thougt this was a no strings sex site not a dating agencey i must have got it wrong my mistake and my appologies to anybody offended

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Seems we're more fussy than you? dunno

You have your standards we have ours.

15 Jun 2005

lol or no you guessed my identity yes thtas right im gollum lol well done
as for nobody on here being my type surley theres a female that under 5ft 6 brown black or red hair with petite biuld who likes to show the world she likes to enjoy life dont destroy all my hopes and dreams plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse lol

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jlaw74
lol or no you guessed my identity yes thtas right im gollum lol well done
as for nobody on here being my type surley theres a female that under 5ft 6 brown black or red hair with petite biuld who likes to show the world she likes to enjoy life dont destroy all my hopes and dreams plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse lol

Welcome to the Asylum, gollum

15 Jun 2005

Thank you i dont suppose you know where i might find my Prescious do ya
lol

15 Jun 2005

:doh: Oh yes
:welcome:
:mrgreen:

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jlaw74
Thank you i dont suppose you know where i might find my Prescious do ya
lol

Down a well, being held by a girl about to have her skin cut off to help make a woman suit for a psycho tv confused

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15 Jun 2005

Thanx man i thought i was the only nutter on here but once again ive been proven wrong
but the prescious im looking for has a Golden Ring last seen running round with 2 short asses lol :shock:

15 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
Thank you i dont suppose you know where i might find my Prescious do ya
lol

Down a well, being held by a girl about to have her skin cut off to help make a woman suit for a psycho tv confused

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PMSL
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Jun 2005

wonderd where u was mate was starting to miss ya lol

15 Jun 2005

Quote by jlaw74
wonderd where u was mate was starting to miss ya lol

lol i just turn up like a bad penny lol
Tbone :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

15 Jun 2005

Hiya JLaw,
As it happens, I know a few women who would fit your description perfectly, they also happen to be available and somewhat gagging for it (not enough to be embarassing - just enough for that extra 10% of enthusiasm) - do you want me to give them a shout and see if they are interested in you?
lhk
Kat

15 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
Hiya JLaw,
As it happens, I know a few women who would fit your description perfectly, they also happen to be available and somewhat gagging for it (not enough to be embarassing - just enough for that extra 10% of enthusiasm) - do you want me to give them a shout and see if they are interested in you?
lhk
Kat

Are you keeper of the shorter, sex starved women now Kat?
feckin batteries on wireless keyboard mad

Took me 10 minutes to type that

15 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
too short

:( :( :( :( ,, Dino nips out to get some platform boots

15 Jun 2005

Well I'm short.... have dark hair......
But unfortunately have got massive tits!!!!! :cry:
Ah well.. the search continues.. will anyone fuck this desperate big-boobed short arse?!? Didn't think so lol