The absolute worst....... movie in the world!
What's the worst film you have ever seen, or will admit to seeing anyway?
Mine has to be Dante's Peak. Basically I watched it because it had Pierce Brosnan :twisted: in but it was SO dire!
The bit that really got me was when Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton reversed back up the mountain to save a dog. Now this might sound lovely but they were driving in/on molten lava ffs! But unsurprisingly the trusty station wagons tyres didn't burst from the heat, the car didn't catch fire, their clothes didn't spontaneously combust and they all live happily ever after!!!!!! :shock:
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The absolute worst.......
King Kong (the new one) whilst not the worse movie in it's own right I was really disapointed after all the hype around it.........even normally trust worthy Johnathon Ross mislead me (the sod) after his butt kissing interview with Peter Jackson I was expecting a good un. Not my usual thing but from time to time I go on a lads night out to the cinema and all I saw was a flim that could have been an hour shorter if they took out the self indulgent special effects fest, I mean was there really any need for all those bugs 
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Any Rocky movie from 1-587 (or however many they ended up making)
:lol: oh his acting is the pits
mines blair witch project
i mean what the hell was that all about :shock:
that film gave me a convulsion...............from the strobe light effect.......... made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.......i can tell ya
Grease 2 
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Grease is one of my fave films, never get tired of watching it........ the first time I watched it as a teenager at the pictures - to say I was blown away is an understatement.
I went straight out and bought myself some shiny trousers (no lycra back then!!), little blouse and high heeled platform clogs :smile2: Felt the bees knees in it at the Disco at the local church hall - even if it did take twice as long as normal to walk there :undecided: ........ I was Sandy!! :lol2:
Absolutely loved the film, still do - so I was beside myself with anticipation when I found out a second film was being done, went and hired it at the video shop, put it on......
WTF??? :shock: :confused:
:x :x It was utter tripe, worse than tripe, it was maggots on tripe, it was amoebas on maggots on tripe!!
Was so disappointed :(
:( :( :( Grease is one of my fave films, never get tired of watching it........ the first time I watched it as a teenager at the pictures - to say I was blown away is an understatement.
I went straight out and bought myself some shiny trousers (no lycra back then!!), little blouse and high heeled platform clogs :smile2: Felt the bees knees in it at the Disco at the local church hall - even if it did take twice as long as normal to walk there :undecided: ........ I was Sandy!! :lol2:
Absolutely loved the film, still do - so I was beside myself with anticipation when I found out a second film was being done, went and hired it at the video shop, put it on......
WTF??? :shock: :confused:
:x :x It was utter tripe, worse than tripe, it was maggots on tripe, it was amoebas on maggots on tripe!! Was so disappointed :(
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Grease 2
Grease is one of my fave films, never get tired of watching it........ the first time I watched it as a teenager at the pictures - to say I was blown away is an understatement.
I went straight out and bought myself some shiny trousers (no lycra back then!!), little blouse and high heeled platform clogs :smile2: Felt the bees knees in it at the Disco at the local church hall - even if it did take twice as long as normal to walk there :undecided: ........ I was Sandy!! :lol2:
Absolutely loved the film, still do - so I was beside myself with anticipation when I found out a second film was being done, went and hired it at the video shop, put it on......
WTF??? :shock: :confused:
Was so disappointed :(
Grease 2 is so bad........its a classic!
any film with a female singer trying to act i can't stand them!
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I try to watch anything that gets 1star in the radio times.
I might just try that myself!
You can rate the film by how long you can bear to watch it. I am fascinated how so much money and so much talent(?) can be poured into these projects to produce such steaming piles of s**t!!!
However 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' is brilliant - no money no talent
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Any one seen the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer film?
It must have been one hell of a sales pitch to take that to a tv producer and say "it'll be a cult I tell you!"
H.x
God you are sooo right......now that film was a pile of poo.....but the TV series made up for it.......i wonder what was exactly said to get the show greenlighted.
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Any one seen the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer film?
It must have been one hell of a sales pitch to take that to a tv producer and say "it'll be a cult I tell you!"
H.x
God you are sooo right......now that film was a pile of poo.....but the TV series made up for it.......i wonder what was exactly said to get the show greenlighted.
hhmmmm. let me think....
"Ok, so we've got SMG in a short skirt being chased by hunks who want to bite her in the neck. Oh and don't forget all her equally unsuitably attired teenage school chums running round in the dark looking helpless."
Sold.
H.x
Flash Gordon :shock:
Trouble is, it's so bad, it's classic ! It has some of our finest actors in - Brian Blessed, Timothy Dalton, Max Von Sydow and Topol - and of course one of the greatest movie soundtracks by Queen
However it also has 2 of the worst actors in the world, the ones who play Flash and Dana though they're so forgettable I can't remember them and who can forget the most classic of cheesy lines?
'Flash, I love you but we only have 6 hours to save the earth'
and I LOVE it !!!!!! :giggle:
Trouble is, it's so bad, it's classic ! It has some of our finest actors in - Brian Blessed, Timothy Dalton, Max Von Sydow and Topol - and of course one of the greatest movie soundtracks by Queen
However it also has 2 of the worst actors in the world, the ones who play Flash and Dana though they're so forgettable I can't remember them and who can forget the most classic of cheesy lines?
'Flash, I love you but we only have 6 hours to save the earth'
and I LOVE it !!!!!! :giggle:
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Flash Gordon :shock:
Trouble is, it's so bad, it's classic ! It has some of our finest actors in - Brian Blessed, Timothy Dalton, Max Von Sydow and Topol - and of course one of the greatest movie soundtracks by Queen
However it also has 2 of the worst actors in the world, the ones who play Flash and Dana though they're so forgettable I can't remember them and who can forget the most classic of cheesy lines?
'Flash, I love you but we only have 6 hours to save the earth'
and I LOVE it !!!!!! :giggle:
GORDON'S ALIVE!
Sex God
here's another that wasnt the best film in the world but the TV spinoff is quite good
"STARGATE"
"STARGATE"
ops: but the kids wanted them ,,honestThe worst movie for me was "Hostel". I went to the cinema to watch it with my sister, whose turn it was to choose the film we watched. As she is a horror flick fan, I should of known better. Blood, guts and gore were an understatement and I walked out half way through because I was feeling nauseous.
Alex xx
Alex xx
