Not wanting to be seen as a person not willing to give something back to this community – I thought it might be a useful idea to start a guidebook of icebreakers to use when you are new to visiting swinging clubs.
It has been mentioned by several people that they are looking forward to their first club experience , but are apprehensive and worry about how to break the ice with other people in the club.
Hopefully this thread will become a useful and enlightening reference point for the singles and couples wishing to adventure into the joys of clubland.
Recommended Icebreakers:
- May I say that outfit looks stunning - could we/I join you for a chat.
- Have you been coming here long, this is my/our first night and I am/we are very impressed with the facilities here.
- Hi there, it seems quite busy tonight - is it always like this?
- Hi – I/we have just been having a look around the place – it’s a lovely atmosphere here isn’t it.
- Do people travel far to get here – it seems to be a popular place – we/I have come from ********.
Icebreakers NOT Recommended:
- I/we see you shave – do you always get that rash?
- I/we keep farting – would you guys like to come in the Jacuzzi – I/we can promise extra bubbles?
- May I say that outfit looks stunning – do you mind if I wank over your arse?
- Hi there – do you have any idea which birds/couples do anal?
- Hi there – are you up for it or are we ment to talk or something first?
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Sex God
Bloody brilliant but i am going to personally blame you for my sore chest as yet i have another coughing fit :twisted:
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Sexpert
:happy: hee hee hee dont think i was supposed to laugh at the post as its a fantastic idea! but the what not to says are so funny and very realistic lol 
Sex God
" hi there, i've paid my entrance fee..... when do i get my moneys worth?"
"hi there, you're not my type - but hey.. its dark!"
"hi there, you're not my type - but hey.. its dark!"
Sex God
Oh my, you've got a fantastic pair of legs. When did you say they open?
Guy walks up to said lady at the bar. Smashes a cube of ice on the bar and says "Now that I've broken the ice, do you fancy a chat?"
I can actually imagine people saying all of these which just makes it sound so funny. I really should stop laughing as I think people can see me sat at my desk just moving up and down slightly.
Guy walks up to said lady at the bar. Smashes a cube of ice on the bar and says "Now that I've broken the ice, do you fancy a chat?"
I can actually imagine people saying all of these which just makes it sound so funny. I really should stop laughing as I think people can see me sat at my desk just moving up and down slightly.
Just a tip for anyone who hasn't been to a party yet....
We went to a 'smaller' party (about 30 couples) at a private house for our first time, and the hostess was fantastic, saw we were both sh**ting a brick and introduced us to another similar aged couple (she'd obviously had alot of experience!) who we ended up having a great night with and met loads of other couples through. Better than a 'normal' party! Now we have a good circle of friends to try more 'scary' places like clubs with!!
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We went to a 'smaller' party (about 30 couples) at a private house for our first time, and the hostess was fantastic, saw we were both sh**ting a brick and introduced us to another similar aged couple (she'd obviously had alot of experience!) who we ended up having a great night with and met loads of other couples through. Better than a 'normal' party! Now we have a good circle of friends to try more 'scary' places like clubs with!!
:swingingchair:
Sex God
how strange ,,number 3 on the "not recommended" list works for me every time :shock: :shock: :shock: 
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Quote by marmalaid
what ever happened to the 5 second glance a nice smile and a hi ??? dosnt that work anymore
Ooh, you old romantic you.
Here's the one that has worked for me most often.
"I haven't had you yet." Worked for me plenty at the weekend
It certainly did :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sexpert
Quote by well_busty_babe
" hi there, i've paid my entrance fee..... when do i get my moneys worth?"
"hi there, you're not my type - but hey.. its dark!"
lol... No.2 of above anyway... I'll have to remember that one. Anyone wanna go to a club with me to have a laugh when I try it out? 
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Here's the one that has worked for me most often.
"I haven't had you yet." :
Thanks Marmalaid, I must try that one....
The best chat up line I ever used was I walked up to a sexy lady and gave her a dice, then I told her to roll it and if she gets a 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 she wins me.
She said 'What if I roll a 6?' .... I said 'You get another go!'
Obviously it's reliant upon her asking what she gets if she rolls a 6 but on this occasion it worked a treat, she laughed her ass off and I took her home with me... great night that was!!!
She said 'What if I roll a 6?' .... I said 'You get another go!'
Obviously it's reliant upon her asking what she gets if she rolls a 6 but on this occasion it worked a treat, she laughed her ass off and I took her home with me... great night that was!!!
Quote by Libra-Love
Here's the one that has worked for me most often.
"I haven't had you yet." :
Thanks Marmalaid, I must try that one....
You really sure you wanna do that?
I must admit that I've only used this chatup line at 2 parties so far, Marcuso's and Blue and Satins, but it has had a 100% success rate so far
that;s 512 out of 512 Quote by marmalaid
Here's the one that has worked for me most often.
"I haven't had you yet." :
Thanks Marmalaid, I must try that one....
You really sure you wanna do that?
I must admit that I've only used this chatup line at 2 parties so far, Marcuso's and Blue and Satins, but it has had a 100% success rate so far
that;s 512 out of 512 Is this a bit like one of those fisherman's tales :roll:
