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The most painfullest pain???

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Ive just caught the inside of my wrist on the bedside lamp bulb :shock: and ooooohhhh bloody hell it might only be small but it hurts like a bugger!!
It got me to thinking about the little things that cause the most pain.....now this is a light hearted thread so i dont want people to post about the day a great white shark bit off their ass kind of stories but im just after the kind of teensy little things that hurt like hell....Mr Bone says being flicked lightly in the bollocks when your not expecting it qualifies....but I cant see it myself haha
i mean its only an air brushing of my fingertips past his scrotal sack...whats painful about that dunno
I did once fallin a rose bush when i was learning to rollerskate :shock: :cry: :cry: now THATS pain!!
Calista
Sex God
For me it's a toss between childbirth (I wimped and had the epidural) and neuralgia(which I had for a month).
I think the neuralgia wins hands down. It should be used for torturing sex offenders!
Callie
red_dragon2006
Sexlightened
papercuts!!
god damn they hurt for being so tiny!!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by red_dragon2006
papercuts!!
god damn they hurt for being so tiny!!

With you there!
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
Ive just caught the inside of my wrist on the bedside lamp bulb :shock: and ooooohhhh bloody hell it might only be small but it hurts like a bugger!!
It got me to thinking about the little things that cause the most pain.....now this is a light hearted thread so i dont want people to post about the day a great white shark bit off their ass kind of stories but im just after the kind of teensy little things that hurt like hell....Mr Bone says being flicked lightly in the bollocks when your not expecting it qualifies....but I cant see it myself haha
i mean its only an air brushing of my fingertips past his scrotal sack...whats painful about that dunno
I did once fallin a rose bush when i was learning to rollerskate :shock: :cry: :cry: now THATS pain!!

just the thought of being flicked in the bollocks fills me with pain :eeek:
It hurts like hell when you bite your nails and you get that last little bit that rips half the skin off your finger....
Unknown User
Well if I'm not going for kidney stones- shitloads worse than even medically induced childbirth.....
it has to be stubbing a toe.......or ripping off a fingernail.....or breaking a toe on a redbelt, and carrying on......or falling over during orgasm......or getting lemon juice squirted in your eye (Ta, Mr W! evil )
Unknown User
im so sorry but i laughed at those...especially the ripping the last bit of nail off, thats and stubbing your toe :shock: the pain goes up to your belly and down again
salt and vinegar crisps on a mouth ulcer comes close to that!! :shock:
Phuckers
Sex God
i was once bite by a fly,am still paying for the hospital expenses!
Lilmiss
Sex God
Defo stumping toes on metal chairs in the dark mad
and
Child birth!!
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Ruptured cysts on your ovaries is fairly painful.
As is standing on a plug! mad
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
standing on a plug! mad

OMFG yes... :fuckinghell:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
Misskitty_2008
Sex God
I have had numerous operations.. but the worst pain was picking blackberries for one of my ladies today and getting lots of those blackberry thorns in my fingers.. still suffering now!
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
Aristophanes
Sexlightened
Accidently brushing John Thomas against a stinging nettle whilst having a wee in my garden. I couldn't be bothered going into the house. Lazy git. Served me right!
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
OOh, theres a thought.
I think "Splendid catching up with me" could be more painful than all of the above! :scared:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:
I don't think you shouting boo will give her an orgasm mate .... your reputation is good but even I think you'll struggle to manage that one :giggle:
Can I be on the front row when you try though? :rotflmao:
Callie
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PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.
Calista
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

rotflmao glad I got my post in before it changed page then redface surprisedops: bolt
Callie
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile
creep bolt
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Calista
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile
creep bolt
Shurrup, I'm being nice smackbottom
And I'm slightly scared of Splendid :scared:
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile
awwww thanks Fb. Youare lovely.
theyare being nasty and mean. And winchy just won't let it go. I share a little secret with people in the hope of support and understanding and then they turn it into a joke. I am going to be damaged by this. I should have just done a little 'look at me' thread and been done with it. Instead I open up, I reveal a part of me and they just >sob< laugh.
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Calista
.....or falling over during orgasm......

you just bloody have to do it don't you ? rolleyes
:roll: Shocking ain't it..... :smug:
rotflmao you'll be laughing on the other side of your face when she sees your post ;)
I'll just shout boo, and she'll be arse over tit like LP's goats.. :giggle:
I don't think you shouting boo will give her an orgasm mate .... your reputation is good but even I think you'll struggle to manage that one :giggle:
Can I be on the front row when you try though? :rotflmao:
Callie
I have a reputation? :shock: Holy shit!!!
best not stand too close madam...we don't want an orgasmic friendly fire incident...
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
PAIN ???? Pain ? you have no fucking idea. b'stards. I tell ya. This is just out and out bullying.
I am going to tell.

:therethere: Splen - come and tell teacher all about the nasty boys and girls smile
creep bolt
Shurrup, I'm being nice smackbottom
And I'm slightly scared of Splendid :scared:
rotflmao
Unknown User
Putting your contact lense in, forgetting that you haven't given it the ten minute neutralising, and having an eyeful of hydrogen peroxide.
I lost my voice through screaming.